Most embarrassing sex moments

[couplers 4,140]

Hi, this is Petra. My most embarassing moment was when I was in high school. My sister, who is older than me, had a sexual appetite for both quantity and variety of sexual partners, while my parents were very religous and conservative. My parents thought, however, that if we girls were left home together that one would inhibit the other from doing anything improper. Wrong. My sister used to have her boyfriend du jour over when our folks were out, and since as high school kids this was the one opportunty to get it on they usually didn't waste any time doing things lke playing Scrabble. The action was behind close doors, but I knew what was going on and they were casual enough that I got my first real life views, albeit brief, of dicks, circumcised and not, erect and flaccid, and dripping the after effects of intercourse.

 

 

For the first couple of years I was just the lookout, but when I started getting sexually serious with my boyfriend Red, my parents outings to shop or go to Wednesday Mass became my opportunity for physical affection as well. At the time this happened Red and I had only gotten to third base: no dick-in-my-pussy intercourse but just about everythig else. One evening Red came over after my parents had left and sis was expecting her new boyfriend as well. Red and I were in my bedroom lying naked on the bed, I on my back with my legs spread wide facing the door, Red on his side with his head at my knees, his finger in my vagina and dick in my mouth.

 

 

It could have been worse. It was my sister's new boyfriend and not my parents that came through the door looking for the bathroom. I don't know how long he was watching us before I noticed since my head was turned sucking Red's dick and Red was paying attention to my pussy. My legs slammed shut, I shoved Red out of my mouth and screamed. It took weeks for me as a young girl to recover, and after that incident I was supercautious about getting caught. But according to my sister he (no idea what his name is) said he really enjoyed the show.

[dr_pepper 25]

oh my god! you mean people knew about 69s in the 80s???

 

Was doing it regularly in the 60's

[john67a 20]

Back in the early sixties when I was living with my parents a friend and I came home one evening after being out playing darts.

In the house was my folks and another older guy who was with a young female all drinking at dads bar, so we joined them.

After a while the female slid her hand into my pants and started to play with my cock. The guy that she was with whispered in my ear saying not to get on with her as it was my dads night to be with her, naturally mum knew nothing of this, so later dad says that he will drive them home and off everyone goes and mum goes to bed.

A short time later the front door opens and in storms dad saying that she was outside, so out I go and she says that she told dad that she wanted to sleep with me

So I drove her home and she dragged me into bed and we fucked our brains out, my first and only nympho, and the next morning I had to go to work wearing my suit much to the amusement of my work mates.

[TheRedHalf 81]

I actually have 2 moments and both were with the same high school girlfriend.

 

The first time we were going at it and her 5 year old sister came in and caught us. We ended up bribing her with packs of gum to not say anything. To make matters worse, we now have children going to school together and she told my wife that she used to have a crush on me.

 

The second time we were outside in the grass having a bit of fun and when we finished up we heard clapping in the distance. It turned out her brother (my best friend) and another friend of ours were watching the entire thing. Here we were butt naked, underwear around our ankles and the condom hanging from a branch. Not a pretty site.

[cplnuswing 4,711]

The first time we were going at it and her 5 year old sister came in and caught us. We ended up bribing her with packs of gum to not say anything.

 

Those five-year-olds are sneaky, that's for sure. Back when we were dating, we were in her parents' basement den watching TV. It was late, every one else had gone to bed, including her little nephew who was spending the night with his grandparents.

 

Things started getting frisky, and after much convincing on my part that I would indeed keep all senses honed and 100% focused on detecting any floors creaking, basement doors opening, etc. that would indicate anyone was doing anything other than sleeping blissfully, then I was rewarded with some oral action. Of course, the better that got, the worse the defenses were maintained.

 

Next thing we know, her nephew was literally TAPPING HER ON THE SHOULDER as she kneeled beside the couch doing her thing. He said, "Name, whatcha doin'?" She hesitated just a second then replied, "I'm just tickling him, now get on back up to bed, it's late." He just sort of shrugged and turned around and headed back toward the basement stairs dragging his blanket behind him. Once we heard him close the door, I got smacked in the arm and told "You were supposed to be watching and listening!!!

 

After a silent house for the next five minutes or indicated that I wasn't going to have to use any of the escape routes from the basement I had mentally evaluated should her very strict mother coming storming down the stairs, and my half-hearted effort to convince her to finish the job since he was safely now back in bed failed too, then we called it a night and I got out while the getting was good.

 

That was a long time ago now, and we still laugh about it all of the time

[Nophix 39]

My wife and I have been walked in on by the kids a couple times, which is pretty much par for the course as a parent I believe.

 

I'm not sure what her most embarrassing moment is, aside from maybe our upstairs neighbors hearing us and getting jealous in our old apartment. I'm the only person she has been with so far, so nothing else I can think of.

 

 

Mine would have to be my girlfriend in high school. We skipped class on one of the last days, and we're going at it hard in her room. So hard, in fact, we didn't hear her mom come home for lunch. She threw the door open in anger, screaming.

 

She had very religious parents. She was a bit of a nympho. Bad combo.

 

My little brother walked in on me and 2 girls once, just said "good job", and walked out.

 

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[SW_PA_Couple 4,019]

Unobtrusively, a woman friend and I go to an upstairs room saying to each other, "the others won't miss us." A few minutes later, all of the guests downstairs hear this big crash. The bed frame had collapsed. We look up to see a dozen people staring wide- eyed at our naked forms. How embarrassing is that?

 

The new bed is being delivered today.

[TheRedHalf 81]

A few minutes later, all of the guests downstairs hear this big crash. The bed frame had collapsed.

 

 

We had this happen once. The bottom of the bed gave way and we rolled to the floor. I thank god there was no one around to see it. We got up changed positions and continued where we left off.

[dr_pepper 25]

Thinking of collapsed beds. A girl I knew in high school took me back to her parents bedroom one afternoon, to show me their bed that was in pieces. Seems that it collapsed while they were going at it the night before. She thought if was very funny. They were very cool parents.

[cplnuswing 4,711]

We were dating and it was Sunday night so we were eating dinner with my parents. After dinner we went out for "a drive" and found a good parking spot a few miles away. It was a bad time of the month, so had to settle for some oral/hand action in this tiny little compact car I had. Since we lived a couple of hours apart and didn't see each other all the time, it had been a while, so there was some serious back pressure built up that was released in impressive fashion. After laughing about making the car look like a porn studio, we headed back to the house, and luckily she went straight to the bathroom to pee.

 

When she came out I noticed she had a funny look on her face. We visited a few more minutes, told my parents goodbye, then went outside to say our good-byes and head our separate way. I asked what was wrong, and come to find out, we kinda missed a spot cleaning up (it was dark after all ). Good thing she went to the bathroom as soon as she came in the house because there was A Something About Mary moment fixing to happen

[bogeyman 30]

Two come to mind. The first, on a nice sunny sunday in a local park by the Mississippi river. We were at some baseball fields and down below a hill that overlooked the river and a maintenance yard for the park. Right in the middle of getting an awesome blow job I looked down at the maintenance yard and a park police car with two cops was cruising by about 50 feet or so below us. they looked up just as I saw them. I immediately jumped up and tried to run up the hill while at the same time trying to pull my pants up but my underwear kept getting stuck around my ankles. The other was lake of the ozarks state park camp ground. My wife and I took a blanket up a lonely path far from the campground and scoped out what we thought was a nice out of the way clearing where we could throw the blanket and get naked. Just as things started going good, with my wife on her back and me kneeling and pounding away at her, I looked up. Evidently there was a path on a small hill above us that came to a U looking right over our nice little "out of the way" clearing. I looked up to see a young couple in their

20's walking down the path right toward us. I pulled out and didn't know quite what to do at that point. They just smiled at us and went on their way. We continued for several minutes until I could jerk one off on her tits.

[lovinher 505]

Other than getting caught by ours kids, neighbors and strangers throughout the years, I think the worst and funniest was while we were out late one night in the middle of nowhere. Lovinhim and I decided to have some fun and parked at the end of a dead end country road. You couldn't get more remote in southern Ohio if you tried. It was a beautiful pitch black night but with a billion stars out.

 

As we were going at it rough, loud and butt naked, instantly the inside of the car was so bright we couldn't see a thing and a lot there was a lot of banging on the car. It was four devious deputy sheriffs, neither of which couldn't have been older than mid twenties. They had parked up the road in two different cars and thought it would be funny to scare the shit out of some kids. We are by no means kids.

 

They must have thought this out because they walked up to the car and turned on their flashlights while hitting the car all at the same time. When they saw we were not kids, I think they were just as embarrassed as we were.

 

We were sheepishly told we should leave. I sternly told them I wasn't going anywhere until they turned off their flashlights so my wife could get dressed. I wasn't too happy about their little prank and let them know it. I was then ordered out of the car, still naked , while they turned their lights on me as she got dressed. I'm standing there naked with snow on the ground making small talk, joking around and kind of berating them at the same time. I'm surprised they put up with it. They didn't ask for a driver's license, look into the car or check to see if I has been drinking (I hadn't).

 

After she got out of the car and back into the front seat I got dressed and we were on our way. I have no clue as to how they knew we were there.

[M&S 265]

Last night - our eight year old daughter took my iPod instead of hers by mistake. Trying to put on a Junie B Jones audiobook, she accidentally picked Amber's Fist Orgy (covers looked similar). To make matters worse, our new next door neighbors daughter was over for a playdate. When I got to the room, teo guys were just starting to explore ambers swollen pusssy. Awkward

[beardedone 50]

I learned in school that the active ingredient is capsaicin which is hydrophobic (fatty) and it can be diluted with fatty foods such as chocolate. Probably not appropriate for genitals in this circumstance, but maybe something like crisco on the outside might work. What do you think?

 

Sugar seems to work, too. Might more comfortable than salt in genital areas, too.

[HornyToronto 51]

Thought I'd open this old thread up for fun...

Just before getting married to my 1st wife, we were at her parent's cottage. They actually let us sleep together! Talk about liberated! The small bedroom we slept in was just off the living room. One morning, while my wife to be was taking care of my morning wood, her mother walks in the room (no locks). The room was small enough that I could reach the door and essentially slammed it in her face. Nothing was ever mentioned about it.