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I laughed myself darned near sick reading all those ideas, most especially the ones for the men.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

I am wondering how many truly work - or at least, work well. I hope some adventurous soul(s) will try some and let us know! :lol:

 

Thanks again for sharing that one - I have already passed it along! :claps:

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ok ok ok....

We want to know... who are the poor souls that actually came up with these ideas?!?!?!?! They have GOT to be butt ugly if they have to use balloons, condoms, toilet paper rolls, etc to get off on a Friday night. LOL.

 

And did anyone else catch that the guy that made the 'soap mouth' had to be pretty small? I don't know about the rest of the guys here, but even being less than what anyone could call well-endowed, I don't have a drill bit in my tool chest that could make a hole large enough for my hard dick! :D

 

Maybe The Swingers Board should have a photo contest for the most creative sex toy created with everyday items from the home!

 

... anxiously waiting for the paper towels to run out...

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We have a couple of "found items" and homemade toys in our toy chest. One is a cigar case with the cap sealed on with silicone sealant. I took some liquid latex used for coating tool handles and created a studded version.

 

The other one is a set of beads strung on heavy-duty fishing line. It's dishwasher safe!

 

I've also used finger sleeves made for turning pages as clitoral stimulators.

 

When I was a kid, I used to wrap a couple of pillows in cellophane, stack them on my bed, and put my cock between them. I always wondered if my mom knew where all her cellophane had gone.

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That old saying about 'necessity being the mother of invention' must have some truth to it after all!

 

;)

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Hey... those are some pretty cool toys. And it is definitely true that necessity is the mother of invention... I used to date a girl years ago that didn't have the heart to go into an adult book store to buy a dildo, so she went to Sears and bought a cordless screwdriver... it was a little thicker around than most men... and she could only really use 4-5 inches of it before she hit a handle/grip that had odd edges to it, but, for less than $20, she was able to get a cordless screwdriver... a sexual toy... and all without any odd looks from people. Talk about versatile! :D

 

ion... have you thought about buying ball bearings and sealing them in the cigar tube? They might add a bit of an interesting feel to it! We do love the idea of using the latex dip... we have a couple cans of that sitting in the garage... and NEVER thought about using it in that fashion... very cool indeed! I guess we will now have to check out your web page to see what exactly is on it... especially if toys like these are there!!! :D

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:eek:

 

LOL... I am thinking that you didn't catch the sarcasm that was literally dripping from the comment I made about size. That or you feel that you needed to be a wise ass for the evening!! :D

 

When I got my own set of tools, I swore that I would not do to my tools as my brothers and I did to my dad's tools - lose them in the yard, leave them in other people's cars, leave them out in the weather... you know, generally lose or ruin them. I really only need a 1/64th bit for the hole and I'll be fine. Trouble is, I don't have a clue where anything is anymore... :rofl:

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Originally posted by BiCoupleNJ

LOL... I am thinking that you didn't catch the sarcasm that was literally dripping from the comment I made about size. That or you feel that you needed to be a wise ass for the evening!!

 

Little bit of both. Mainly, I just thought it was a kewl photo. How could the sight of that hole saw not inspire Olympic-style bouts of lovemaking?

 

:eek:

 

Besides, how was I to know that you aren't as well-endowed as I am? ;) I thought most guys were cursed, as I am, with ridiculously large schlongs.

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Originally posted by ionsawmill

Besides, how was I to know that you aren't as well-endowed as I am? ;) I thought most guys were cursed, as I am, with ridiculously large schlongs.

 

Aw... ion... have you been forgetting to take your Delusions of Grandeur medications again? Or did you put the magnifying glasses on instead of your regular prescription glasses? :lol:

 

Just remember... the larger it is, the less likely it is that another man will appreciate that thang!!! :)

 

Jerry

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Originally posted by cpkchic

This is a great site and has provide lots of fun for Alex and I :fun:

 

You are very right about that, cpkchic... when we first joined a couple weeks ago, the first thing we thought was that it couldn't be that great a site since so few online sites devoted to swinging are that good... unless they charge you an arm & a leg. But we gave this place a chance and it is one of the most entertaining sites, adult or otherwise, that we have come across in many, many years (put it this way... since Apple rolled out the Lisa computer!!!) online!

 

Glad that you are being entertained by all of us. Unfortunately, now it is your turn to start entertaining us... so jump in & join the forums!!!

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Julie,

 

Some of those "toys" are pretty lame, but just for fun, I tried the toilet paper and condom one to see if it would work. (Girlfriend wasn't around and had nothing better to do). Well, lets just say that overall it wasn't bad. Not the greatest toy in the world, but considering the cost it was worth the effort (all 25 or so seconds of making it). The sensation was different from real sex, a blow job, handjob or oneself so that was sort of neat. This wouldn't be something that I would do all the time, but from time to time it something different is nice.

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Originally posted by BiCoupleNJ

Hey... those are some pretty cool toys. And it is definitely true that necessity is the mother of invention... Jerry

 

Necessity ?!? hmmmm I thought it was Frank Zappa who was the Mother of Invention :D

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Necessity ?!? hmmmm I thought it was Frank Zappa who was the Mother of Invention :D

 

No. No no no no no. No.

It was Frank Zappa AND the Mothers of Invention. ?

 

But thank you for that reference... I now have Joe's Garage playing on my CD player. :)

 

:D

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I have tried a number of dumb or unusual things in masturbating.

 

I can say that nothing is better than a real live person that one is interacting with. I can not figure out why so many of these things are sold. I have bought a number of toys, but it is the people using the toy that make life more fun.

:fun:

 

That's my view.

;)

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I can say that nothing is better than a real live person that one is interacting with... it is the people using the toy that make life more fun.

Hear! Hear!

 

Absolutely right in our book, hoist... we would much rather have a mutual masturbation experience than have to use some implement that looks as much like it can harm you as pleasure you!!! :eek:

 

It is truly a sensual and intimate thing to share masturbation with another... or others... few things in life are made of such raw sensuality as masturbation. To share that with others is one of the most liberating things one can do :)

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I came across a website last night that suggested ways of making your own sex toys at home.

 

For example,

 

one suggestion was to hollow out a cucumber and insert an electric toothbrush. Then place a condom over the cucumber (unless you want cucumber all over your insides) and you've got yourself a vibrating dildo.

 

Anyone got any interesting home-made sex toys? or perhaps experience with the electric toothbrush (honestly that one had *never* occurred to me but apparently it's not so uncommon - according to a friend of mine).

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My personal favorite is to take a toy cement mixer and fill it with raw liver at precisely 101 degrees Fahrenheit. Add a couple of extra batteries so you can really get that sucker spinning and you can have a pretty nifty weekend.

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Miss_Piggy said:
I came across a website last night that suggested ways of making your own sex toys at home.

 

For example,

 

one suggestion was to hollow out a cucumber and insert an electric toothbrush. Then place a condom over the cucumber (unless you want cucumber all over your insides) and you've got yourself a vibrating dildo.

 

Anyone got any interesting home-made sex toys? or perhaps experience with the electric toothbrush (honestly that one had *never* occurred to me but apparently it's not so uncommon - according to a friend of mine).

 

Wow, Miss Piggy... I just wonder if anyone ever tried to make a cucumber into a vagina...that might be interesting huh? Maybe a little too cool, though?

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WOW - you could use other fruits too. If you're having trouble finding an appropriately large cucumber - how about digging out a hole in a watermelon...

 

That doesn't deal with the cool problem though. Stick it in the microwave first?

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WOW - you could use other fruits too. If you're having trouble finding an appropriately large cucumber - how about digging out a hole in a watermelon...

 

That doesn't deal with the cool problem though. Stick it in the microwave first?

 

Way back in my pubescent days I heard that cantaloupe gets warm real quick if used vigorously. ;)

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I just happened to think about the old nerf balls they used to sell. Did any of you guys ever use them for anything besides playing catch?

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Ok, get this....

 

Janet's very first dildo was one she made out of wax, using the dipping method as you would when making a candle. Sort of strange, I suppose, but it could be shaped just the way she liked it while it was cooling. She made several of them before she graduated to the 'store bought' kind.

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Ok last night I watched 20/20, it was about women in maximum security prisons. The women were showing things that they had made out of what little they had in prison. And a dildo was one thing they talked about. Something about using a pencil, wrapping socks around it. Then using like an ace bandage to hold it in place. Then taking one of those disposal medical exam gloves & putting it over it. It was something like that. They didn't show a pic or anything. But I guess you can get creative when you have to go that long w/o huh?

 

Oh yeah! You could turn into a strap-on by using a bra strapped around you!

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We like toys. A lot. :)

 

Today we were out driving around scouting new locations to meet, in parts of the metro area we don't get to much. Of course that got our thoughts running in a certain direction; you know how it is.

 

We decided to indulge a fantasy we had discussed and stopped in at a thrift store. We wanted to see what "dual-use" items they might have. :)

 

We did come out with one very nice little vase. I think it's going to be yummy.

 

Anyone else like household items for toys? Ever shop with that in mind?

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Sounds like you two had a great day! :D

 

I've never thought to buy items with an alter use in mind; though I can tell you now, my hubby would love it!

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yeah..... I inserted a lot of strange things into me....

 

My favorite was the handles of hairbrushes. so many different kinds of grips, sizes, ribbed....oh dear... ?

I never look at the hairbrush section the same again!

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I am sure the carrots were the dependable ones compared to cucumbers. My partner likes to get me stimulated and once when we were grocery shopping found a carrot much like a well swollen dick... I thought the same thing he thought and that night it was very stimulating for both of us... a little bit jelly does the trick to make it very sensuous......

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I heard about the electric tooth brush a few months ago and was really shocked! Of course I immediately ran home to try it and "wow" it is a lot of cheap fun! At least I have a good incognito traveling device :hahaha:

 

There is also an amateur website I ran across once, and they had a suggestion for men: Fill a big mouthed Gatorade bottle with jello/pudding and go to town.

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One year for Christmas I received a vibrating tooth flosser. I thought that it was useless until I discovered its use in the bedroom. Another is the Kool Aid juice bottles that resemble a penis.

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Ya know, this subject is poorly represented on the internet. We've all seen photos of crudely made motorized dildos and of course heard stories about using some innocent product for sexual excitement (and there's nothing wrong with either approach). I think there's a void in the online woodworking plans for special purpose sex furniture. I've found examples of BDSM dungeon furnishings, but I keep looking for a well designed sex chair.

 

I have some plans for a sex swing but I haven't gotten around to making it yet. Not really sure where to get some of the parts and I'm not quite sure about the engineering criteria.

 

I did design and build an electrostimulator (much like a low powered TENS unit). It worked great and easy to build - I just lost interest in that because it consumes too much time with prep and clean-up. It's quick and easy to just whack off.

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I did design and build an electrostimulator (much like a low powered TENS unit). It worked great and easy to build - I just lost interest in that because it consumes too much time with prep and clean-up. It's quick and easy to just whack off.

 

Ya know I have one of those TENS units and I kept saying I was going to try it out for some other stimulation and I just never have. Did you do it? How was it?

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I have a digital TENS unit too, but didn't get it till after I made my own stim unit. A TENS unit has more variations in the signal possibilities and is stronger than necessary for just electro-masturbation. Do your own due diligence so you'll fell comfortable accepting the risks associated with this activity. The risks are very real, improper use can lead to deep skin burns, tissue damage and nerve damage. Proper use minimizes the probability of injury. Analog or crude audio stim units can lead to gradual damage over long term use.

 

I have the details in my design notes, but I'm typing this from memory. The frequency of the pulses is important - too high or too low can cause problems that can't be perceived by your senses until it's way too late. The electrodes are typically metallic to conduct electricity. If the duration of the pulse polarities are not balanced (average to zero), metallic ions can be deposited in the skin at the electrode site (typically precious skin). These warning are not intended to scare anyone away from this activity - just scare you into learning what you're doing. When done properly, it's safe and fun.

 

When I was doing this, I used one electrode under my foreskin and one in my ass. I could feel the low level tingles all along the shaft of my cock. It's very difficult to describe the sensations so that you'll understand, but let's say it felt like a slow sensuous blow job but from the inside out. I had to experiment and practice to get close to orgasm. Don't expect success your first time - just relax and have fun with it. I think the most important lesson I got from this activity was - orgasm is not required to have fun. One of the comments from other stim users I thought was interesting was that it was the closest a man could experience the excitement progression pattern women generally experience. (the women on the site agreed with this).

 

This is not for a quickie - give yourself an hour or more for each session.

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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter | NBC New York

 

Seems the guy simply put a dildo on the "Blade" and stuck it in his girlfriends vagina. Well as luck would have it the blade which goes back and forth cut through the dildo in seconds and then went to work on her vaginal area. She is alive, doing well but she suffered extensive injuries. She holds no grudges against the genius who invented the "home made sex toy" but he should be awarded some distinction for not figuring out the "toy" would end up injuring or possibly killing the user. Huh?

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When I first read the topic, first thing came to my mind was, veggie dildos. I'll have to check the site out!

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So evidently they are still making new episodes of "Real Sex". The one on tonight had a feature on making your own sex toys... they made a vibrator out of a cucumber, and a whip out of an old bicycle tire.... as well as created their own vibrating panties.

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Hi, this is Petra. None of us four in our little poly group are into toys, but there was a time when one homemade toy was very important to me. When I was young, before sexual contact with another person at the time I first went from putting one finger to two fingers to masturbate I looked for something more to put inside me and decided on a long, slender (about the diameter of two fingers side by side) medicine dropper bottle that was in the medicine cabinet. It was smooth, rounded and half full of some liquid. I would lubricate it a little then slide it inside me, leaving the rubber dropper cap end down toward the opening of my vagina so I could easily take it out. This either really helped or hurt my school work. I would put that little bottle in me then rock for hours feeling the liquid go back and forth while I studied or did problems. Once or twice a night I would go from rocking to rapidly vibrating my pelvis and make myself come by playing with my clit. I haven't done that for a long time, sex with another person is better. I rarely masturbate now, only when I'm traveling alone, and it's back to two fingers.

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have tried before using home made sex toys but never had any success as they have always broken or caused allergies. Personally I prefer to buy online form a trusted store. Im in the UK and I have bought from https://www.ropebunny.net/ many times and always had a great experience with their adult toys. I’d also recommend buying some quality sex toy cleaners which is vital to maintaining the life of your adult products, you can find them here.

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Personally I'd rather deal with the knowing looks from the cashier at the DejaVu Love Boutique.  It's not like they have room to judge me for using a sex toy, they work as a "Cashier" at a sex shop.  Seriously who's creepier?

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      We kissed and looked over at Tim and Susan. They were in a 69 with Susan sucking Tim hard and working her two fingers inside his anus. His balls tightened, and he emptied himself inside her mouth. She got up, came over, and kissed me deeply, sharing the contents of her mouth with me. Susan returned to Tim and started gently sucking him back to hardness again. Greg was working my bottom with his tongue, firm strokes working into the most private and sensitive area a woman has. I pulled him up and kissed him deeply, and again he shared the semen from Susan's mouth.
       
      Greg smiled and said, "OK, we all shared Tim. Would he enjoy sucking me?" I was a little unsure how Tim would react. Susan said, "He can't talk right now since his mouth is full of my pussy."
       
      Greg lifted me off him and walked over to the other two, kissed Susan, and then leaned over and lightly bit Tim's nipple, who, for a straight guy, relaxed and did nothing. Greg slowly worked down his body and started to get near his groin. Susan got up and thrust her pussy back into his face. Tim hungrily lapped at her while Greg took Tim's cock into his mouth.
       
      Tim started to push his hips at Greg, who was working the sensitive spots on his cock with expert reverence. I had never seen Tim with a man before, and it fascinated me to see how he responded to a man's attention. Tim gently pulled Greg around so they were 69 together and opened his mouth to get Greg's cock down his throat.
       
      Susan had slid behind me and worked one of the toys into my pussy. A little finger was up my arse, and the big rabbit worked magic inside me. I watched, fascinated, while the two men ground their cocks into each other's mouths, sucking and mouth fucking together. I could reach Greg's anus from where I was crouching, and I slid a finger inside, feeling for his prostate. I found the firm nut I was after and massaged it, bringing him to a rapid spunk explosion. When he started, I worked the prostate harder, milking the orgasm to its absolute. Tim was greedily swallowing all that Greg could deliver. Tim's hips began to shudder as he succumbed to Greg's tongue and spurted his load down his throat.
       
      The guys then got up and came over and kissed us. Greg pushed a quantity of spunk down my throat while Tim probed Susan's mouth. For the rest of the night, we moved upstairs to a large bedroom with a king-sized double that could sleep six without trouble. We swapped, we fucked, we cuddled and rested, then swapped, fucked, and cuddled some more, eventually falling asleep around 5 a.m.
       
      I awoke around 7:00, needing a drink. As no one else was around, I walked naked downstairs to get some orange juice. Halfway down the stairs, Jon appeared with a smile and a naked girlfriend beside him. "Hello, we returned late last night and realized you guys were having fun."
       
      Penny, Jon's girlfriend, said, "Come into this room. We had a camera in the large bedroom and watched you all together. What a turn-on!"
       
      I followed them in with dread, not knowing what to expect. Jon said, "Don't look so worried. We enjoyed the performance and wanted to share some of it with you."
       
      As I looked at the display, the threesome on the screen was waking up, and Susan was fondling both men. Penny said, "I often watch Greg and Susan's swinging parties here, and we fuck like bunnies while we watch. I enjoyed a threesome with Jon and his stepmother. What was Greg like? I haven't had him yet?" I just stood there, mouth open in shock, unable to speak.
       
      Jon pushed me gently onto the bed and started caressing my body while Penny approached the other side. Jon gently sucked my nipples while Penny's tongue delicately explored my womanhood. "We want to fuck you properly, Mistral, but I know your pussy must be sore from last night, so we'll stick with our tongues this time, OK?"
       
      After a few minutes of light sex, Penny said, "We better slip away quietly as we are not supposed to be here. Are you two coming to next weekend's party?" The feeling of this beautiful young feminine creature's tongue still fresh on my mind, I shot back, "You bet. If we are invited."
       
      "Oh, I expect you shall be," Penny smiled. She gazed into my eyes, dropped her hand between her legs, and worked a finger deep into herself. "Until next time...," she said, trailing her finger, wet with her secretions and Jon's cum, stickily across my cheek before resting it on my lips. An invitation which I readily obliged by opening my mouth. Her long finger worked around my tongue, gifting me the taste of her and her lover.
       
      I slipped upstairs and joined the frolicking three on the bed for more and more of what my body desired. Eventually, we fell asleep again and woke around 3 p.m. feeling completely satisfied and sexually drained. A shower and a good cleanup refreshed my body and spirit. Tim and I were due to leave soon, and Susan came to me and said, "You must come to our next weekend party. Please say yes. If you like, bring some friends that will enjoy what you two have this weekend. There is so much more I want to do with you and Tim. We have had a fantastic time."

      On the way home, Tim said solemnly: "You realize that the weekend could have gone dreadfully wrong if it was a trap. We were caught out, well nearly!"

      The following weekend swinger party is another edition of this story…
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