How often do you masturbate & when?

[JustAskJulie 2,588]

I've discovered recently (thanks to my husband) that masturbation can be a great way to wake up... kinda like a good jolt of caffeine, so when I'm laying in bed in the morning not wanting to get up, I try to rub myself awake. Occasionally, I'll just get horny and Pet's not around so I will masturbate then as well (and sometimes we masturbate together).

 

So what about you? How often do you masturbate? Is it a daily thing? Just once in a while? And don't even try to tell us never! LOL.

[fordman460 19]

Whenever the mood strikes me. Helps to take the edge off.

[ViSexual 1,006]

When I was younger I'd masturbate, to completion, a lot.

 

Now, I prefer to save the 'completion' for when I'm with my partner.

 

I do love to masturbate daily though, mostly in the early morning while sitting at my computer.

[WeUse 120]

. . . So what about you? How often do you masterbate? is it a daily thing? Just once in a while? . . .

 

Julie, in response to this very personal question, I have to tell you that it all depends strictly on the circumstances. I masturbate only when I'm tired, not tired, hungry, not hungry, feeling horny, might feel horny, maybe going to feel horny, lonely, not lonely, feel I need to wake up, need to get to sleep, thinking of my woman, not thinking of my woman, thinking of my neighbor's woman, thinking of nothing in particular.

 

Seriously, when I was 14 - 17, it was possibly an "hourly" thing. Then when I got older, had to work like hell, I was too tired; then, when it occurred to me that I was "wearing it out", I reverted to life as a teenager - What fun!!!!

 

I used to masturbate before a "hot date" so as not to be the victim (or at least the perpetrator) of pre-mature ejactulation.

 

Want to to hear a "sad" masturbation story? In my youth (age 19-21) I spend much of that time in the National Naval Medical Center - Hospital at Bethesda, Md. That was during the Vietnam War where land mines were the "weapon of choice" by the VC (VietCong). The effects of a land mine is about what it is today in Iraq and Afganistan. It blows the legs off the poor bastard who steps on one. Hence, at Bethesda, we had quite a number of Marines with no legs, and often their arms were also missing.

 

One poor guy was threatened with being court marshaled if he was caught masturbating again.

 

Another fellow (age 17) was trying to contort his body so he could give himself a head job. He was having a bitch of a time. He had no arms or legs below the knees!

 

A nurse (a Lt. jg [junior grade = second Lt. in the army]) got caught giving a guy a head job. The military did a job on her career, her personal life, and her academic status, such that she would have been lucky to get a job of switching bed pans in a west Texas (Bush country) first aide station during the grave-yard shift. I knew the lady personally! She was the cousin of the lady I was engaged to marry. I knew she had intended to make the military her career. Instead, she became a "school nurse" in a West Va. mining town of approximately 1,300 population.

 

What she got so severely busted on was "fratenizing with an enlisted man". She was an officer, and the poor bastard with no legs and no arms was merely a lance corporal in the USMC.

 

For these guys, many of whom had been there for months/years, masturbation was no "minor entertainment or hobby", it had reached a point of being one of the few ways they could identify/reveal who they were as males, youthful, and with something they thought was worthwhile to contribute.

[WeUse 120]

Anyone have a thing for masturbating on an airplane - either one's self or the person in the seat next to you?

[fun4Ds 1,097]

Well, I was trying to give it up somewhat !

 

Thanks allot, peer pressure. Thats all I needed now

[funcpl4life 51]

On most days that I don't have sex. So 3-7 times times a week. Usually at night after everybody else has gone to sleep.

 

Mr. FC4L

[vasilie 15]

i'll pretty much do it when ever, but my favorite time is when i'm a little hung over and no one is around to help me out. i find that the endorphins released from sex or in this case masturbation relieve my headaches and other ailments caused from a hang over.

[Trace Ekies 186]

At least some everyday...as ViSexual pointed out, I prefer to finish with my SO or play partner. In fact, I can go for days without finishing and enjoy the buildup more than the finale.

 

Like WeUse, I need very specific circumstances to enjoy myself.

 

In the end, you can't beat that kind of fun.

[JustAskJulie 2,588]

WeUse,

You really know how to bring a thread down! That was depressing! I think I need to go masturbate now to cheer myself up.

[rt829 18]

Whenever the mood strikes me. Helps to take the edge off.

 

That's pretty much me also. Although as I get older, I need to take the edge off more often.

[nhcpl1968 18]

We ever the urges hits

[Malachista 170]

well, usually when I have a hard time falling asleep - so most nights

more if I am in the mood, a LOT more if I'm really horny

[fordman460 19]

That's pretty much me also. Although as I get older, I need to take the edge off more often.

Me too. Its kinda opposite to how I thought it was supposed to be.

[bibbwtoronto 15]

I find that I often masterbate in the morning when I should be getting my ass in gear for work. It is like a tool of procrastination for me some days! Hubby tends to masterbate at night after I go to bed a few nights a week.

When I masterbate I get hornier, when he does he gets off and is good for a bit. Wake me up and do me dammit!!

[Vjklander 136]

I never masterbate, but I masturbate daily. At least.

[Guest Pinmonkey]

i've givin it up.

 

 

mostly.

[Sir Dude 15]

Usually at night before bed. Sometimes, if I'm home alone. Sometimes in the morning shower, if I wake up in the mood.

 

I would guess, once every other day.

[mervsmom97 15]

I whacked of three times just reading this post, lol

[theboy 175]

So what about you? How often do you masterbate? is it a daily thing? Just once in a while? And don't even try to tell us never! LOL.

 

It's so very rare for me to do - my wife definitely has a higher sex drive than me, so it's a matter of whenever I want sex, I can have sex. Sometimes more than I can handle

 

So I don't really masturbate very often. Every great once in a while, but really other than that I'm so busy. I know it sounds like a cop-out.

 

When I was with my ex, who only wanted to have sex once a month (or once every other month) I'd do it 2-3 times a day. Huge difference!

[LikeMinds321 1,527]

I'll usually masturbate a couple times a week, but I have gone without for two weeks because I was so mentally busy and physically drained by the end of the day that 'M'ing was way down on my list of priorities.

 

For me it's the lazy woman's way to keep sexually fit. I'm flat on my back in bed at the end of my day and I usually have sexual energy to burn and can't get to sleep so I masturbate if MrLM has already gone to sleep. An orgasm puts me into deep sleep in minutes.

 

I've never thought about masturbating in the morning when I wake up. I'll have to try that.

 

LM

[sweet_tna 680]

I do it whenever the mood strikes--which is typically after I've worn Mr. Sweet out , when he's on travel, or if I happen to be alone long enough to feel relaxed/horny. Mr. Sweet loves to watch me do it, so sometimes it's part our our playtime.

 

If I had to average it out, I'd say 6-8 times a week (more if Mr. Sweet is traveling).

 

=)

[WeUse 120]

WeUse,

You really know how to bring a thread down! That was depressing! I think I need to go masturbate now to cheer myself up.

 

Incredibly depressing! All those young men who could die for their country, but not legally whack off or get a beer in peace!!

 

See why its done so often to lift the weight of the world’s problems from our shoulders? No matter what was plaguing us, a few minutes of skilled “finger-hand action” and whatever it was, has taken a back seat.

 

Also, a great cure for pre-mature ejaculation. Is also a great way for staying awake during night driving. How many uses are there for this wonderful thing? Anyone up for a contest!

[lustylearning 705]

Want to to hear a "sad" masturbation story? In my youth (age 19-21) I spend much of that time in the National Naval Medical Center - Hospital at Bethesda, Md. That was during the Vietnam War where land mines were the "weapon of choice" by the VC (VietCong). The effects of a land mine is about what it is today in Iraq and Afganistan. It blows the legs off the poor bastard who steps on one. Hence, at Bethesda, we had quite a number of Marines with no legs, and often their arms were also missing.

 

One poor guy was threatened with being court marshaled if he was caught masturbating again.

 

Another fellow (age 17) was trying to contort his body so he could give himself a head job. He was having a bitch of a time. He had no arms or legs below the knees!

 

A nurse (a Lt. jg [junior grade = second Lt. in the army]) got caught giving a guy a head job. The military did a job on her career, her personal life, and her academic status, such that she would have been lucky to get a job of switching bed pans in a west Texas (Bush country) first aide station during the grave-yard shift. I knew the lady personally! She was the cousin of the lady I was engaged to marry. I knew she had intended to make the military her career. Instead, she became a "school nurse" in a West Va. mining town of approximately 1,300 population.

 

What she got so severely busted on was "fratenizing with an enlisted man". She was an officer, and the poor bastard with no legs and no arms was merely a lance corporal in the USMC.

 

For these guys, many of whom had been there for months/years, masturbation was no "minor entertainment or hobby", it had reached a point of being one of the few ways they could identify/reveal who they were as males, youthful, and with something they thought was worthwhile to contribute.

 

Whoa! Sad, yes, but thank you for sharing. I had never considered what the loss of that simple freedom could be like, what an affront to one's personhood it could be.

[WeUse 120]

My concern is what are we going to do about the guys coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan?

 

While we hear about the roadside bombs that are notorious for causing head trauma, there are still a lot of IEDs and land mines taking their toll.

 

Any suggestions as to how we can take care of these poor guys (and women too, I supose?)

[Vjklander 136]

Volunteer at your local Veteran's Center. There will be plenty of money to go around, this being an election year, but long term, there is no substitute for the TIME of people who care.

[Chris&Amelia 253]

A nurse (a Lt. jg [junior grade = second Lt. in the army]) got caught giving a guy a head job. The military did a job on her career, her personal life, and her academic status, such that she would have been lucky to get a job of switching bed pans in a west Texas (Bush country) first aide station during the grave-yard shift. I knew the lady personally! She was the cousin of the lady I was engaged to marry. I knew she had intended to make the military her career. Instead, she became a "school nurse" in a West Va. mining town of approximately 1,300 population.

 

What she got so severely busted on was "fratenizing with an enlisted man". She was an officer, and the poor bastard with no legs and no arms was merely a lance corporal in the USMC.

 

I can assure you things have changed, at least unofficially. In the mid-90's, I was a Combat Medic (E-4, Specialist) and Amelia was a RN (O-2, First Lieutenant). Affairs between officers and enlisted were unofficially acknowledged. Nobody talked about it but everybody knew it happened.

 

We had to get permission from our Company Commander to get married, and the Captain asked us "So, you guys haven't been engaging in sex, right? (wink wink)". So, yeah, there ya go.

 

But I was also assured by my brother, who was (still is) in the Army, that such things were only tolerated in Medical for some reason...

[Chris&Amelia 253]

As for the original question... I usually masturbate whenever the urge strikes me, which is usually at night when Amelia's at work. If I do, I'll usually do it twice a night... but I can go a couple of days without it.

 

As to where... it's either in the bedroom lying on the bed (with a nearby towel for handy cleanup) or in the bathroom before I take a shower. (I usually don't masturbate IN the shower... it's been a while since I have).

 

As for Amelia... I don't really know. She doesn't provide me with a schedule.

[cupl4fun 361]

Just about any ol' time the mood strikes us, but at least 1 to 2 times a day. In the shower lots, in bed just before sleep.

[crazi429 16]

I stroke it as often as I can Always first thing in the morning and if possible at night before bed. Almost always sitting here at computer looking at Pics or porn. My SO works nights so my nights are mostly lonely.

[nicerrtxcple 13]

actually i will yank on it sometimes daily or atleast every other day.

[theflamekasters 20]

i go in spurts, i use to masterbate like 2 x's a day every da, but now i t is when the mood strikes me

usually in the shower in the mornin before work.

 

We cam some too so i do it for other woman to enjoy!

[Chris&Amelia 253]

i go in spurts

 

That's usually the end result for me.

 

[partyof2ormore 62]

I'd say something in the ball park of 2-3 times per week. Sometimes alone, sometimes together, sometimes at the same time while watching eachother. Even after all these years, I (J) still get off watching L get herself off.

 

It just never gets old.

 

J & L

[magnum 70]

I've discovered recently (thanks to my husband) that masterbation can be a great way to wake up... kinda like a good jolt of caffeine, so when I'm laying in bed in the morning not wanting to get up, I try to rub myself awake. Occasionally, I'll just get horny and Pet's not around so I will masturbate then as well (and sometimes we masterbate together).

 

So what about you? How often do you masterbate? is it a daily thing? Just once in a while? And don't even try to tell us never! LOL.

 

I usually masturbate in the morning too, I ussally have a hard on in the morning and if I do not have a woman in bed with me, I grab my cock and strok it.

 

I masturbate when I log into this board...LOL...

 

Sex in the morning is a great way to start the day...

[theflamekasters 20]

That's usually the end result for me.

 

 

That is funny!! Didnt think about that when i wrote that...lmao

[rt829 18]

They say that cum is good for the skin.

 

Helps you look younger.......

 

In that case why dont I have the hands of a 10 year old?

[herpob 523]

I masturbate at least once a day.

 

I also find the morning masturbation is a GREAT wat to kick off the day.

 

I prefer to masturbate several times daily but time does noo always allow for it.

 

My husband say he does it every day as well.

[Miss Sunshine 29]

I LOVE to masturbate. I also love sex. My husband and I will masterbate together a few times a week, he likes to watch me so I will try to do it when he is around as well as when I am alone. I will masterbate anywhere. I have done it in my car at the mall. I have done it at a family party, I just love to do it. This weekend I did it in my storage shed with my neighbors about 10 feet away in their pool. I just laid back on some tarps, pulled my shorts down and rubbed my clit and gave myself several wonderful orgasms!

[bigbubbabub 15]

i would love to here more

[Miss Sunshine 29]

I really do have some good masterbation stories

[fun4Ds 1,097]

I really do have some good masterbation stories

 

Oh Hell yea, let it all out and dont hold nothin back

[bryanlee 147]

Anyone have a thing for masturbating on an airplane - either one's self or the person in the seat next to you?

 

My Lady and I have done this. We just tossed a blanket over the two of us and she laid back. I would have gone down on her right there if i thought it would not result in a felony arrest. I love having the aroma of her pussy on my fingers and breath.

 

 

In regards to masturbation, I do it whenever the mood strikes. Sometimes after reading a particularly hot thread on here I have gone to take care of myself. I like to write out some of my fantasies as i see them in my head and e-mail them to my girlfriend. Once i had to stop three times to "calm down" before i could finish it. It does make for a good read.

[Chris&Amelia 253]

Anyone have a thing for masturbating on an airplane - either one's self or the person in the seat next to you?

 

"Gee! That felt great! Uh, do I know you?"

[willyoats 324]

Assuming you don't mean masturbate to orgasm, I do it for a few minutes morning and night about 4 or 5 days a week. Great way to wake up and to relax before going to sleep.

 

The other two or three days we have intercourse.

 

Interestingly, my wife does not like to masturbate herself, but I do it for her (to orgasm)as part of foreplay. I guess that counts as (mutual) masturbation. Anyway, it's a manual orgasm.

 

There was a time when she could not have intercourse, so we did the mutual masturbation to climax at least twice a week. At first, it was OK, but I was really glad to get past that and get back to intercourse.

 

I was actually screwing another woman during that time, but it was never as satisfying as making love to my wife. No surprise there after 45 years of sexual bliss.

[sweet_tna 680]

"Gee! That felt great! Uh, do I know you?"

 

"That's funny, Jim never masturbates at home . . ."

 

=)

[longtermcouple 12]

I am 60 years old and still masturbate almost daily even though my wife and I have sex on a 3 to 4 time weekly basis. I need an orgasm at least once or twice a day and sometimes still want more.

I have used Viagra on occassion strictly to enhance the hardness inside my wife. Our health and sex lives are great even after 36 years of marriage which includes sharing our sexual lives with other couples.

 

Sharing ourselves has saved, enhanced our marriage, made our love stronger for each other and allowed us to really communicate our love, feelings and our lust for others and each other. We are the real deal in marriage just love the Marriage Enhancement that makes our marriage stronger and healthier.

[KSCBILLY 15]

3 times a week for me. She's probably once a week. I do mine at night and she does her's in the morning.

[WeUse 120]

actually i will yank on it sometimes daily or atleast every other day.

 

Know the difference between a "quickie" and a "yankee"?

 

A "yankee" is half a "quickie" that can be done by one guy by himself!

 

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Hi ya'll, I'm back! A 10,000 mile roadtrip around this country was interesting (and expensive!!)

[WeUse 120]

I LOVE to masturbate. . . I just love to do it. This weekend I did it in my storage shed with my neighbors about 10 feet away . . . . I just laid back on some tarps, pulled my shorts down and rubbed my clit and gave myself several wonderful orgasms!

 

Damn I wish I could have been there! Just thinking about it has sent me off to a private corner to do ..... (guess what!!!).

 

Wish I could get my wife to do it!

 

I had a client once (she was about 35) who used to wiggle around sitting at the conference table in my office. One evening after a couple of drinks following an exhasting day, she told me that she could get herself off with no hands, by just squeezing her thighs together. I kind of didn't believe it. Then, until about a month later I came into our lunch room and she was doing it again. I asked her if she was "doing it?". She had this kind of red flushed look on her face, smiled and winked. As I sat next to her with my eye on the door, she let me slip my hand in between her legs. I discovered: 1) she was not wearing panties; and, 2) she was so incredibly wet.

 

Ever since then, I've often wondered just how women can do that, or if this was an extremely rare and exceptional case. Any thoughts?