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The pseudohosts, the couple that no matter what party or event they are at have to make the rounds making sure that everyone is having good time.

 

I hate to admit it but we have been guilty of this.

 

Habits die hard.

 

The the inquisitor the person who is always wanting to know who you have been with and if they are any good.

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Pool crab

 

No matter whether you visit the conversation pool in the morning, the afternoon, or in the evening, he is always there - the pool crab. This is a single older guy who, although not intrusive, is always ready to chat with you, whether single or a couple. He looks non-threatening, almost harmless, and often has a good sense of humor. As a result, he gets laid often enough to be motivated to keep hanging at the pool.

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The Stinkers

(not very creative, I know. I'm open for a renaming)

People who you smell before you ever see. I'm talking cologne or perfume. They've watched the Axe commercials and totally believe them.

 

Personally I like straight up unaltered pheromones :D

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I read through the entire post hopefully never coming across a description that fits us. Unfortunately we are phsdohosts. LOL

 

Our favorites are what we call bungee jumpers. 20-30 somthings that are extreamly atractive looking for that adrenaline rush. Once they get to the edge they run scared or the other half of the couple pushes them off the cliff. If they do follow through they are always talking about the rush.

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The intellectual

 

You need at least two of them in order to notice. They start talking with each other, one subject after another, and the hours pass by unnoticed. Eventually, somebody gets veyr tired and sleepy and it is time to call it a day and go home. They leave the party without having played, but possibly having made a new friend. Play usually occurs on a later date.

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