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Are there any occupations you wouldn't swing with?

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Besides the trying to get a feel for someone based on what their occupation is, which is sometimes accurate, sometimes not, are there any occupations that if someone does that for a living, you flat out wouldn't swing with them?

 

Cop? Divorce attorney? Minister or rabbi? Mortician?

 

What is it about some occupations that would either turn you off or else make you so skittish you would just take a pass instead of running the risk of your worst fears coming true?

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Politician.

 

This is the one for me as well. Mainly because when it is found out that they swing, and it will be found out, I don't need the hassle.

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Typically, we don't even ask perspective playmates what they do for a living. We don't really feel it's our business, and we don't think it matters in determining how sexually compatible we are with them.
I was hoping that somebody was going to say this. You have said it so much better than I would have been able.
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Normally we are a don't ask/don't tell kind of couple but it almost always leaks out. Politicians would be out for us, so would preachers or anyone who works in the same fields that we do. Other than that...we'll take them on a case by case basis.

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We don't ask, we don't care.

I know we have partied with elected officials and some people high up in government departments but only because they offered the info either before or after the deed.

 

If they are fun is what matters.

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Typically, we don't even ask perspective playmates what they do for a living. We don't really feel it's our business, and we don't think it matters in determining how sexually compatible we are with them.

 

We feel the same way! We also avoid people that like to put others in a class.

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The occupation of a person would not bother me. As others have stated, it really does not come up because I do not ask. All that really matters is that we clique on so many levels.

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It would have to be something that I am morally opposed to like "dog fighter" or well, I can't think of anything else right now...

 

I think I might have a career fetish. For some strange reason, I really like to know what people do for a living. I have a pretty active imagination so I can make almost anything sexy. Some professions I think I like because of power associated with them: cops (and the handcuffs), teachers, professors, lawyers, etc. Some I think they are great with hands and/or mouths: musicians, mechanics, tradespeople. Some really understand the human body: doctors, nurses, paramedics, personal trainers... Some are creative or problem solvers: artists, engineers, computer people (and have desks I can imagine being under!)

 

I really like swinging because of the opportunity for variety. Having sex with people who have interesting jobs makes it more interesting and sexy for me.

 

This is kind of embarrassing but always gives my husband and I a good laugh. We were in the hot tub at Desire. Our friends were chatting with someone and I was listening in (on my 3rd Capt and Coke). The guy said he was a military doctor. Within a minute I was on his lap making out with him. Now this guy was a very nice looking man with a great body, but knowing he was a Dr. was a big turn-on.

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It would have to be something that I am morally opposed to like "dog fighter" or well, I can't think of anything else right now...

 

I think I might have a career fetish. For some strange reason, I really like to know what people do for a living. I have a pretty active imagination so I can make almost anything sexy. Some professions I think I like because of power associated with them: cops (and the handcuffs), teachers, professors, lawyers, etc. Some I think they are great with hands and/or mouths: musicians, mechanics, tradespeople. Some really understand the human body: doctors, nurses, paramedics, personal trainers... Some are creative or problem solvers: artists, engineers, computer people (and have desks I can imagine being under!)

 

I really like swinging because of the opportunity for variety. Having sex with people who have interesting jobs makes it more interesting and sexy for me.

 

This is kind of embarrassing but always gives my husband and I a good laugh. We were in the hot tub at Desire. Our friends were chatting with someone and I was listening in (on my 3rd Capt and Coke). The guy said he was a military doctor. Within a minute I was on his lap making out with him. Now this guy was a very nice looking man with a great body, but knowing he was a Dr. was a big turn-on.

 

This is why there is so much erotica that starts off with (insert occupation) and leads to sex. ;)

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This is why there is so much erotica that starts off with (insert occupation) and leads to sex. ;)

 

Insert occupation -- Bluebeard the Pirate :). It's the Bad Boy syndrome.

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. . . Some are creative or problem solvers: artists, engineers, computer people (and have desks I can imagine being under!). . .
I'm here for you, sweet woman.
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Politician.

 

You took my answer. :D

 

Usually, we have no idea what they do for a living. We really don't care. We're just out for sex. :)

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Yes. I'd never do an "old lady" of the former president of a central California motor-cycle club who was formerly the wife of a shoe salesman.

 

Really? I would SO love to do her!!!

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Not sure who the shoe salesmans wife is that you guys are talking about. My first thought when reading that was Peggy Bundy from married with children, I'd give that a shot. Lol.

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Not sure who the shoe salesmans wife is that you guys are talking about. My first thought when reading that was Peggy Bundy from married with children, I'd give that a shot. Lol.

 

 

That's the one:

 

Motorcycle Old Lady:

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Wife of Shoe Salesman:

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Oh, almost forgot. Space Delivery Pilot:

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Futurama, the big picture all comes together now. Lol. Didn't watch Sons of Anarchy.

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Anyone who has to wear a beeper while they're naked.

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Grew up living next door to a mortician...while he would occasionally bring the 'company' car home, I was just glad he never brought his work home with him (although it would have made Halloween fun).

 

Where would one even keep a beeper when they're naked...or, for that matter, what's a 'beeper' :lol:

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Considering I can't throw a rock without hitting someone who works in my field I can't limit other couples to those not in my area of employment but one of the things we've strived to do is to stop characterizing ourselves as well as others by their jobs. It goes towards our Work to Live vs Live to Work attitude since I had my first work burnout.

 

Mr. Nomad

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This is “Don’t ask. Don’t tell.” Territory for us. Last Saturday we were at a party chatting g with a couple while playing ice breaker games and the guy asked what we did. We froze and killed the conversation. Gets a little close to vanilla and family life. I think we did look at each other and name the industry but he wanted to know specifics and we clammed up.

 

A small group of us ran in similar circles a few years ago. Us and another couple ended up at a hotel party. The husband blurred out “Our life is much better now that she is working at ——-,” Our she’s bugged out since we both work at the same place (very large company with lots of staff and huge campus) but turns out Mr. Shy occasionally bumps into her since the both cover a similar building. Gets awkward for both of them. Although they are both discreet, professional, and never discuss outside interests at work.

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If anyone asks, we give the generic answer of we work in education or IT (for me, either works). Locations and specific names can wait until we see if there is more interest and get togethers in the future. At some point, it doesn't really matter anymore but we usually wait until some trust has been built up first.

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