Most embarrassing moments in swinging

[NorCal Nites]

Originally posted by tbop
So you're telling me, no one has had an embarrassing moment? Or just too afraid to share? Should I expand it do... Most embarrassing moments during sex?

Well here's one from my archives:

I was hot and heavy slamming my gf with her legs high in the air. The bed was slamming against the wall and a picture she had hanging over her bed fell down and smacked her right in the forehead.

Been there, and unfortunately, Done that! OUCH! It's funny now, and we amazingly laughed then, but I had a PURPLE bruise in a perfect line across my forehead for two weeks before it turned GREEN.

Talk about hell... I don't know how many people I told that I tripped on the rug and hit the edge of our kitchen table!

[wrnakedru]

We never did get DevilzAdvokit's story out of him before the troll went and got himself banned off of here! Phooey!

[J&T Indiana]

Ok, on our trip to Vegas at the Green Door (look for our post on our story of what happened!) the wife and I were being exhibitionists and at one point there was at least 13 people watching us.

When we finished, one guy and a girl "hooked up" and she gave him oral as a few people watched.

After a while i guess he decided to go on his own and just jerked off... I mean WILDLY... fast and hard... moaning and walking around. Really weird.

One girl (who if you read my other story, was a VIRGIN) was about 6 feet away when he made the "cum grunt".

She let out a little scream and RAN away like she was scared of him.

To which I said, "relax, it's not a gun, he's not gonna shoot you".

13 people instantly cracked up... and the dude "lost it" too... I don't think he ever did cum.

[lnk4u]

Originally posted by wrnakedru
We never did get DevilzAdvokit's story out of him before the troll went and got himself banned off of here! Phooey!

How can you get banned? Must have been a really bad thing.

[BradAndJanet]

Originally posted by lnk4u
How can you get banned? Must have been a really bad thing.

Trust us on that one...

-B

One time a couple invited us to their place. We all four ended up in the same bed. We were all going at it good, when the bed collasped, with a boom. We all laughted so hard, we lost interest in sex, and tried to repair the bed.

[Alura]

Originally posted by lnk4u
How can you get banned? Must have been a really bad thing.

Basically, Ink4u, the problem lay in the individual's inability to disagree without insulting other members. The Moderators try hard to discourage "You're stupid for even suggesting..." type remarks. But that individual just didn't get it. Too bad, because he was intelligent and had some valid things to say.

Banning is very rare on this board. One has to work hard at getting it to happen to himself.

Mr. Alura

[intuition897]

I was just reading this thread from last year and thought I'd revive it.

OMG, some of these posts are hilarious!

Our most awkward/funny/embarrassing moment? I've got three:

1) A couple we regularly played with was up for one of their weekend visits and as usual things were going very well. The evening started off as usual with each of us barely through the door and dragging each other off to the bedroom. An hour or so later round one is done. We're all starving waiting for the chinese food to arrive.... no delivery guy yet... ok, on to round two. So all four of us are naked on the bed, and the other Mrs. and I are quite involved with each other. The guys were obviously enjoying the show when the door bell rings. "Oh damn, the food's here" says Mr. intuition, so he jumps out of bed (while our two dogs are losing their minds at the front door), throws on a housecoat and gets the food from the delivery guy. When he gets back, we realize he's still sporting quite a tent in his housecoat. We all busted up laughing; there was no WAY the poor delivery guy didn't notice that. Mr. didn't care, he was just anxious to get back to the fun. Although he did say something about the delivery guy laughing at him, when he realized there were TWO women's voices coming from the bedroom.

2) Same couple. It was a warm evening and we'd forgotten that the window was open. Well the other Mrs. and I weren't exactly quiet and polite and unfortunately our activities were picked up on by some teenagers who were out that evening in an adjoining yard Needless to say, we make SURE the window is shut now.

3) This one is similar to one that was posted here before. Again, same couple (are we cursed or what?). All four of us were playing on our beautiful new bed, but when we were putting it together we were unfortunately unable to find the supporting legs that attach under the centre of the mattress. I think you can guess what happened here. Yup, the bed collapsed. Of course we all laughed hysterically, but when the other couple's Mr. jumped up and said, "Holy shit! Your dog was under there!" (He was unhurt, but he just wanted to get the hell out from under the bed, poor little guy!)... well we just lost it.

[northindycpl]

I have never ever told this story to a n y o n e as it is simply the most embarrassing tale ever told! And it is somewhat discusting... so don't read further if you have a weak stomach!

Mr. Indy and I go to a particular club that, to be honest, is more of a scial club to us. We love to go there, have a few drinks, dance and watch.

We had made plans to go, and I was finishing my period. I was fairly certain the pnly 'play'that would happen would be from my MR so it I was not concerned that I was still on my period.

As I was getting ready that evening to go to the club.... the MR and I were incredibly turned on and decided to have a quickie- doggy style. I took my bath, noticing I started bleeding a bit more from the sex, so I put in a tampon, got dressed and we left for the club.

We had been there for several hours dancing and having a great time, when I decided to start playing with my MR. I went to the bathroom to remove my tampon, when to my surprize it had slipped sideways inside. I couldn't find the strip, couldn't pull it out, nothing!!!!

I sat there trying not to touch the toilet seat with my ass, dangeling upside down trying to see it so I can pull it out. NO luck! It was in there very high, I think because I was so open from the pounding I had taken earlier. Remembering I had brought a vibe from home in my purse, I inserted it to try to poke hoping it would strighten out! IT WORKED!

It straightened out and I pulled the string out! Yeah!!!!

As I open the stall door, Vibe in hand, several women are standing there very quietly around the corner. My face probably turned every shade of red, when one of them said to me.... "honey I am not sure what you were doing.... but it sounded wonderful- and we have rooms upstairs if you want to show us!"

Apearantly, from under/behind the door, I was grunting and they could only see one leg on the floor and my hair hanging down! Then my obvious sigh of relief!

[JustAskJulie]

LOL, Mrs. Indy - don't feel bad, I have a feeling that we have all had to go on a "treasure hunt" for a missing tampon a time or two.

[Chemistry_0518]

We had a situation that fell squarely in the "WTF" category.

We met a couple online who seemed interesting, fun, and nearby. They had a profile that was quite descriptive sexually. We chatted online and agreed to meet for dinner. The restaurant was somewhat crowded, but we were able to enjoy the solitude of a booth that allowed us enough quiet for comfortable conversation. He was handsome, she was gorgeous, so My Princess and I almost immediately agreed that this would be a mutually satisfying endeavor. They were both extremely pleasant and as the evening went on, HE actually began to serenade My Princess with a voice that could only be described as AMAZING. When the song ended, there was a round of applause from all across the restaurant! Upon leaving the restaurant, we agreed to set a date. They suggested that we come to their home so the he could show off his music collection. Agreed. She gave me a very enticing kiss and hug!

One week later, we arrived at the appointed time and place where we were shown to a basement family room where he must have had between 5 and 6 THOUSAND 33 1/3 LP's and nearly as many CD's, 3 CD players, 4 turntables, 2 amplifiers/tuners, and a professional type mixer, yada-yada-yada. He took his place behind a beautiful bar singing and serving drinks. She busied herself by distributing snacks. He really was a wonderful singer. But I kept my eye on this luscious woman who was always smiling at me. About 3 hours later, I thought that it was time to get things started so I whispered to My Princess that I will approach the woman when she came back with more ice. When she sat down, I moved near her and began to rub her shoulders/neck. She stiffened perceptibly then began to relax after a few minutes. I kissed her neck and she bolted upright and ran upstairs!

All was quiet except for the romantic music emanating from the surround speakers. Moments later, she returned saying that they had to leave to pick up their son who had been waiting for them! ??????? We said we understood family comes first, etc. and made our departure.

In the car, My Princess said that when I kissed his wife's neck, HE was looking at me as if I had just spit on his hardwood floors! We heard no more from this couple, and in fact they seemed almost to have disappeared from the face of th earth.

What was that all about?

[JustAskJulie]

"ya wanna come home with me and check out my music collection?" Now there's a pick-up line.

How weird!

[NotsoNew]

Originally Posted by Chemistry_0518

We had a situation that fell squarely in the "WTF" category.

When she sat down, I moved near her and began to rub her shoulders/neck. She stiffened perceptibly then began to relax after a few minutes. I kissed her neck and she bolted upright and ran upstairs!

All was quiet except for the romantic music emanating from the surround speakers. Moments later, she returned saying that they had to leave to pick up their son who had been waiting for them! ??????? We said we understood family comes first, etc. and made our departure.

In the car, My Princess said that when I kissed his wife's neck, HE was looking at me as if I had just spit on his hardwood floors! We heard no more from this couple, and in fact they seemed almost to have disappeared from the face of th earth.

What was that all about?

Chemistry -

The only thing that I can think of is that while they thought they were ready to try being with another couple, they (he) may not have been. If I had to guess, the wife was probably taking cues from his facial expressions. I only say that because she tensed up then relaxed when you rubbed her sholders.

Ms. Chemistry happened to catch the look he gave you when you kissed her neck. She must have seen it too and it freaked her out. So they went upstairs and regrouped.

Could be way off base here, but that is my guess.

Is their profile still on the site? Any feedback attached if it is?

[Chemistry_0518]

Originally Posted by NotsoNew

Chemistry -

Is their profile still on the site? Any feedback attached if it is?

They totally disappeared. Emails got bounced, profile (on Swing Lifestyle and another on Swappernet) disappeared, IM screennames gone. But as I said, they were very nearby, so I HAVE been able to determine that they still live in the house.

[JnCC]

Originally Posted by Chemistry_0518

They totally disappeared. Emails got bounced, profile (on Swing Lifestyle and another on Swappernet) disappeared, IM screennames gone. But as I said, they were very nearby, so I HAVE been able to determine that they still live in the house.

Sounds kinda like those people who go to an amusement park and wait in line for an hour to get on some humongous roller-coaster, then bolt for the exit just before it's their turn to board.

They weren't ready. Perhaps at some later time, they will be, or maybe not. If you have some way of leaving a message with them, I would, letting them know you enjoyed their company, and are sorry if something you said or did upset them. Then I'd leave the ball in their court.

They may not talk TO you, but I'll bet they still talk ABOUT you...LOL!!!