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Happily married. M:38 F:34
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Iowa
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Eating! Esp. BBQ, Ethnic foods, new things. Laughing. Hugs. Oh, and obeying our cat, "Trouble"!
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Her:homemaker Him: Professional occupation.
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Depends on what you consider swinging! But not together yet.
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twolittlebirds
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TwoLittleBirds started following The "Kissing" Rule for Swingers, How can you claim to not be even a tad bi-curious?, How did you feel after your first gangbang? and and 4 others
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Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging
TwoLittleBirds replied to JustAskJulie's topic in Swinging Situational HELP!
These are three BRILLIANT observations. We're going to have to remind ourselves (again) of the first one. -
Here's something: The wife said when we go meet some newly discovered contacts we made online, she's going to leave their address with at least one trusted friend. In case we disappear. Which means to me we should probably just meet for drinks first. However, maybe, the first time you do go to someone's home, leaving the address with someone might not be a bad idea.
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Top 10 Stupid Things to Do in Swinging
TwoLittleBirds replied to JustAskJulie's topic in Swinging Situational HELP!
Oh crap. I think we're batting a thousand on those. Oh God. I'm going to have to send this thread to Mrs. Little Bird. It's, like, a list of the only people she's attracted to. We are playing with fire... -
Safety Plans when meeting new people?
TwoLittleBirds replied to NymphoWind's topic in Swinging Situational HELP!
Get to know the people's personality a bit before we even meet in person. Don't share last names right away. Meet out of town (though that's more of a discretion thing.) Study kenpo karate. -
How can you claim to not be even a tad bi-curious?
TwoLittleBirds replied to Samsa's topic in Bisexual Swingers
I've wondered what it would be like to be female, and in sexy situtations. Or what sex with a guy would be like. But I don't feel the desire to do those things. Actually, to be honest, I've also wondered how long I could survive unprotected in outer space. I mean, could function for a couple of seconds, at least? Could I avoid panicking or trying to scream? Could I whip out my rivet gun and damage the porthole of the jerks who pushed me out the airlock? But I don't want to actually try it. And I suppose I'd rather kiss another guy, if it came to a choice between the two. But I digress. The important point, I think, is that you do NOT need us men to say what you do is ok. It is ok. It is ok for you. Even if all of us said, "No way!" That doesn't make you bad. It's not necessary for all other men to say, "Oh, hell yeah, I'm Bi-curious, too, so it's ok, buddy!" Live your life, enjoy your life and allow (or help) others live and enjoy their lives. Not bi (or vacuum) curious, but I'll still send you a big hug, Mr. LoveBird -
Wildest Thing You Ever Did
TwoLittleBirds replied to happycampersfor's topic in Let's Talk About Sex
Hmm. When I read that response from Doctor Octo, my thought was that he believed the poster was male, and that he was refering to the poster. Now I have to wonder... Anyway, RK, what a nice memory to carry with you whenever life gets a little too predictable! Mr. Little Bird -
Wildest Thing You Ever Did
TwoLittleBirds replied to happycampersfor's topic in Let's Talk About Sex
Awesome, buddy, just Awesome! That could help any man's self esteem! Mr. Bird -
Smart. In fact, forget the bed: letting half a dozen strangers into your room could be dicey. Remember just like in shop class or moped riding or jogging: Safety first. Mr. Little Bird
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How did you feel after your first gangbang?
TwoLittleBirds replied to kellimc's topic in Swingers Talk
Mr. Little Bird here: Any time you go into something with the wrong expectations, I think it's easy to be disappointed, whether it's a restaurant, an amusement park or a date. I think the guys need to understand that in most cases this is done FOR the lady, not TO the lady... despite some pornos out there that might imply otherwise. BTW, my little sweetie feels two boys is a gangbang! And while that doesn't meet The Definition, it meets her definition, which is more important imo. Love, A little birdy -
How do you feel about eating creampies?
TwoLittleBirds replied to keysync's topic in Polls & Never-Ending Threads
But Chi, you didn't answer the question; do you like to eat your own sperm out of a womans' vagina? Oh man, I'm pictureing a puking Smiley! It could shoot a stream halfway across the screen! You could trademark it! -
The "Kissing" Rule for Swingers
TwoLittleBirds replied to Mariposa_y_Oso's topic in Polls & Never-Ending Threads
MISTER BIRD I have to do the kissing thing, otherwise I feel like I'm WITH a prostitute! I guess if we are with someone we'd like to sleep with, then we're almost automatically with someone we'd like to kiss, too. In fact we have one lady friend who we'd just like to kiss together (though in our fantasies, it runs further!) and she is so sweet, gentle and pretty, with the sweetest smile we've ever seen. We sometimes wonder if she'd be into it, but it isn't a subject easy to bring up. I wish EVERYONE wore a little button that said "Swing" or "No Swing." MRS. BIRD I'm typing the words from the Mrs. and she is saying she would swing with a couple that didn't allow kissing because she understands that may be a little too intimate for some people, like something you only do with your lover. But she'd be disappointed, she said, because she likes to kiss. -
^ That is true. The same thing I asked for myself (let me say what I feel) is what I was knocking you for; sorry I was being hypocritical when it came to respecting your same right. ^
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I should cool down, and remember that as insulted as I was by your sanctimonious reply, perhaps single guys who want to swing would be insulted by what I had written. Obviously I don't think single guys hope to swing with the intent of meeting a potential bride or going a'courtin' for a gal. That makes very little sense. And since you seem to want to take this from a general discussion (about the SM's who had contacted us) to a personal one, I should say it's foolish of you to interpret what I said in the opposite way. It seems like the single guys we've communicated with (so far, at least) are not just looking for NSA sex, they are desperate for any sort of sex. That makes it seem to me as if they want to take the easy way out; "I haven't gotten laid lately, and I don't have a girl, so I'll use yours." The OP may be a great guy. Maybe if we met him at a vanilla party, my wife would be dragging him into a room. I like her to have fun; she's my best friend, and seeing her have fun is fun for me. But when we go online, searching, we are searching for someone both of us can have fun with. The OP wanted to know why SMs in general were being shut out. Maybe he feels that knowlege could help him in some way. I didn't think to ignore him, but instead to tell him why we ourselves don't indulge. And what my honest and emotional perceptions on the subject are, that is to say, how I view it. Don't throw that back in my face.
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Oh, Mr. Alura, I am ABSOLUTELY stealing that analogy! That is perfect. Although in our case, it'd be more of a Buick driving event. I feel for single guys, I really do. But we swing to give and take. What am I, the hubby, going to get when I bring some horny guy into our bed. A "time out" while I watch him have sex with my wife? We want fun for the two of us; that means someone we can BOTH play with. You know, a lot of couples with bisexual men welcome single guys. That means both members of the couple have someone to play with. So if single guys really, really want to swing, there is an opportunity. I think if singles are looking for a relationship, they should seek one out the hard way, like many of us did. It takes work. Then comes sex (followed by more work, by the way!). In many cases (not all, of course) I think getting in bed with some "freaky swingers" is seen as an "easy" way to get some sex. Here's what it seems like. "I want to get laid. I'll just fuck some weird guy's wife who gets off on that shit. I can skip the hard parts. I mean, I'll let him do stuff like running out at 3 a.m. for Mylanta because she doesn't feel well or sitting through a 2 1/2 hour wedding ceremony for her niece who he's never even met. I'll just get laid and leave." Nice.
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For the guys: What Type of Man Are You?
TwoLittleBirds replied to intuition897's topic in Polls & Never-Ending Threads
OK. For number one, I picked the Teddy Bear. For number two (though not on the poll) I picked the Intelecual and for three I picked Artist. Though if there had been a Jester catagory, yes, I would have maybe gone for that first. Love you, little bird! Even though we picked two different first choices, or at least choices in a different order. I was 90 percent sure you would have picked Teddy Bear as your first choice. See how much we can still learn about each other? Fun! EDIT: I'm not going to fix it, but I find it telling that I spelled Intellectual wrong...