divenaked

Back in the nineties, when married to the sequel, We took out an ad in "Alabama Tennessee Georgia Swingers" mag. Black and white cropped pics included. Got a lot of responses. met only 2 over the years. Fast forward 10 years.....at a house party as a single male. Host pulls out a mag he recently picked up at a gas station. There is our ad from 10 years earlier, pics and all. And people say the internet is forever.......

My ex planted pompas grass on the corner of the house years before we got into swinging. Sometimes I wonder........

The first time I went down on Ms Dive's cream pie was on a hunting trip. We were in the camper and I was getting frisky. She said "I haven't cleaned!" I said, "I don't care!"

Many years ago, during a Thunder Beach bike rally in Panama City, FL, we ended up in a hotel room with 2 other couples. One of the other women had a cordless wand from Brookstone. Ms Dive fell in love with it. After returning home, one of first trips was to the Brookstone store to purchase one. Alas....Ms Dive is one of those people who can't remember to charge anything til it goes dead. Eventually it was replaced with a corded Magic Wand.

At a house party some years ago, I had one arm around Ms Dive and one arm around the hostess' maid. I informed said ladies that I needed to pee and asked if one of the would like to hold it for me. Ms Dive replied "Why not both of us?" So off to the bathroom we go. I still had to tell them to point it down further or I would be peeing on the wall. Fun times....

It used to be available on Kindle. I don't know if it still is.

Anyone who hasn't had the opportunity to read his book should give it a go. I think the name was "Swinging Down to Tulsa", or something similar.

I have a situation that is different from anyone I know. I had a vasectomy at 26. Did not want to make any more kids. Could not afford to have it done through my regular doctor (insurance didn't pay for it), so I went to Planned Parenthood. They almost guaranteed that it was permanent. The procedure was to cut each tube, sew each end closed, make cuts into the leg muscle, and sew each end into the cuts, thus making it almost impossible for accidental reconnection. One of the results of this process is that the nuts do not hang low, because the tubes are firmly attached to the leg muscles. 34 years later they are still holding high. I do love to have my nuts sucked and licked on, but most women don't seem interested. Go figure.

I can say I'm on the wrong side of the chances. My ring fingers are definitely longer than my index fingers.......

We have known many swingers and many nudists over the years. We are in both camps. The most surprising thing to me was a couple we met through common friends. She was so anti nude that her husband had never seen her naked. Even during sex. None of her play partners has either. She always had a large flowing gown on when being intimate.

I love stories......even have a few myself. One involves a hotel maid and some dirty sheets.....

That makes it extra spicy!!!!!

We used to define "Bitch Slapping" as smacking a woman on the face and tits with a dick. Surprisingly, a lot of women like it......

March 14th is also known as Steak and BJ Day, a counterpoint to Valentines Day. Yes, it's a real thing.