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Great review!  I'd love to go there someday. 

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Very nice review. We’ve been to Desire RM and Pearl. In regard to the massage, my wife said “That wasn’t a massage!” The masseuse pushed my tush, which pushed me deeper into my wife. Later, other guests would ask if we had the erotic massage and when we said yes, they’d push our tush. 

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For what it's worth - Laying out the erotic massage - step by step, blow by blow, is spoiling the fun for others. Part of the excitement of the erotic massage is not knowing exactly what is going to happen. Just my two cents.

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4 hours ago, Fitlakecouple said:

For what it's worth - Laying out the erotic massage - step by step, blow by blow, is spoiling the fun for others. Part of the excitement of the erotic massage is not knowing exactly what is going to happen. Just my two cents.

Agree. That is part of the Desire code. What I thought was going to happen wasn’t what happened. Sorry if I participated in violating the code. 

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On 5/21/2022 at 5:26 PM, Fitlakecouple said:

Laying out the erotic massage - step by step, blow by blow, is spoiling the fun for others. Part of the excitement of the erotic massage is not knowing exactly what is going to happen. Just my two cents.

I'd have to disagree. I found that the most intriguing part of the review because I've always wondered exactly how those worked. I was even going to suggest to the OP that they start a specific thread on that topic just so we would learn more.  Personally, we aren't a couple that likes surprises, at all. If we don't have at least some idea of what is going to happen, then we aren't going to even consider doing it. We would be missing out I guess, but now having read about at least one person's experience, that would probably be enough to get us to try it.

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I will add a Spoilers below option so those that want to read it can and those that want to keep it a surprise can skip it.

 

And for the record my wife just laughed about that whole thing.

 

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That was the short review? 😜 

 

I appreciated the detail. I asked my wife if she would ever consider a happy ending type massage and she didn’t think so. But what your described could be wonderful! Those poor girls though! How horny they must get at work!!!

 

We are Mexican resort regulars (The Palace and Hard Rock) so I’m planning a few days at Desire before heading to Unico 

They say it’s either the worst vacation or the best vacation you’ll ever have. Can’t wait to write my review!!!

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We had a great time at desire last week. The staff was probably the nicest and best customer service I've ever experienced at any kind of hotel/resort. The facility was also really nice and well maintained. Everyone we met was really nice and fun loving which we figured. We've been to week long hotel pool parties and whole those are always good fun, I liked being able to pivot between chill or party mode at Desire. 

 

We will definitely go back!

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