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This only qualifies as a reply because it was in response to our ad on a swinger site. "She like BBC?" First of all, we do not classify our play partners by race. Secondly, if your whole person is best described by a physical attribute, we have no use for you. And third, one-liners as a first contact will NEVER be viewed favorably by us.

 

Well, you gotta admit he was brief and to the point (his point anyway)

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Not sure if this qualifies as worst reply- but certainly oddest. A while back I got a note from a single guy, he seemed nice enough but lives way too far away, and so I told him that in a brief note. Didn't hear back until today, and this is what it says, in its entirety:

 

I went to a dance club in the Philly area last night.Brushed up on some new"hustle"steps.My dance partner is a sweet woman and is fun to dance with,but she loves dancing more than anything and would dance 7 nights a week if she could .She can be a pain in the neck when she calls me each and every night to dance!!!

 

Huh??

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I went to a dance club in the Philly area last night.Brushed up on some new"hustle"steps.My dance partner is a sweet woman and is fun to dance with,but she loves dancing more than anything and would dance 7 nights a week if she could .She can be a pain in the neck when she calls me each and every night to dance!!!

 

Huh??

 

If you read it in the voice of Christopher Walken, it sounds a lot better.

Actually, it sounds awesome. :)

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If you read it in the voice of Christopher Walken, it sounds a lot better.

Actually, it sounds awesome. :)

 

OMG it does! But then, the phone book would sound awesome in Christopher Walken's voice.

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This is a recent favorite from a dude with no pics:

 

BIGCHIEFMARINE

looking for something to do today it is hot and need some one to have fun with 5 feet 11 200 pounds single 7 inch d--- jim

 

WHOAHBLACKBETTY

Send pics and I'll let u know

 

BIGCHIEFMARINE

dont have pictures but i am 5 foot 11 200 pounds dark hair with a little gray i know you will like what you see what do have to loose if you dont like what you see i will gust leave . jim

 

WHOAHBLACKBETTY

Sry. Wish I had that kind of time to make playdates with guys I'm not sure I'm attracted to but I don't. Digital cams and camera phones are easy to find. Let me know when you get some pics, k?

 

BIGCHIEFMARINE

found a date tonight

we are going eat at chamberlain on beltline and flying to reno sat coming back sun. i work for american airline maybe next time .jim

 

 

I wondered why he thought i cared about his date plans. It took me a few minutes to realize he was trying to make me jealous with employee flight vouchers, a second-rate steakhouse and faux las Vegas!

 

It is epic in its extreme proportion of Fail.

 

I think we should keep this thread going. I get funny ones alllll the time. (And if they're not really all that funny, we can gust leave.) Lol

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On one LS site we are regular on we got a message asking to swap pics. We're not shy so we sent a few face and some naughties asking for a few in return. They sent them back and we thanked them. They asked us so what did we think? We said we enjoyed the pics but they weren't quite what we were looking for.

 

We got a hell of a response! "You two are downright rude and ignorant shutting us down on looks alone! I bet your AS$holes in real life..." it goes on and on.

 

They weren't what we wanted and we wouldn't have known without the pic swapping. C'est la vie I guess.

 

We've also been shut down after a pic swap and that's fine.

 

Another time we were asked to go on cam. Again no biggie, but I (wifey) didn't do much on cam back in the day. So these people are on cam and we were on ours. They had it so it was just from their necks down on cam. She was in nothing but a robe and she would flash on occasion and then they would ask us to do the same. We were in t-shirts and jeans WITH our faces showing. I said no I don't show anything on cam and they let the insults fly. Said I looked like a pig and my husband an inbr3d r3tard. Not very nice no, but nothing we took to heart considering we weren't those things before we declined getting naked on cam.

 

These events were not recent, just when we first started our journey in the LS.

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Not sure if this fits completely, but this is a reply my wife recently got in a texting exchange with an SM.

 

Background is the SM contacted her through site mail on our profile. A few mails back and forth, then numbers were exchanged for texting.

 

They texted back and forth (about 50 messages or so) over the next week. Just a few per day pretty much with a few extra thrown in here and there.

 

Last set of texts though were classic.

 

Her: Hi "insert his name", do you have some free time this friday or saturday evening?

 

Him: Sure I do baby (he always called her baby). Hey, could you send me a picture so I can put your lovely face by your number? (he'd seen her face in our profile)

 

Her: Sounds great! Which night do you prefer, friday or saturday?

And no on the picture yet, I prefer that we meet first before giving you pictures.

 

Him: Who is this again? My mind went blank baby, this is why I want your picture.

 

Her: Are you joking? If so it's not very funny

 

Him: Who is this please? Where did we meet?

 

Her: Did you recently lose your phone or something?

 

Him : No baby, I just want your picture so I can recognize you on my texts. Did we meet on the website or at a nightclub?

 

Her: Umm ok, so did your text history go blank too? We've been talking all week, and now this? Well forget about this weekend then, it was nice chatting with you, bye.

 

Him: No dont be like that baby, I really want to meet you.

 

Her: Well I no longer feel comfortable meeting you, we have texted for a week and you suddenly forget my name? Sorry, doesn't give me good feelings to say the least. Bye

 

 

 

:eek::lol:

I was reading this as it happened (she was sitting next to me) and I just couldnt believe it.

 

The guy followed up a few days later with a mail to our profile, saying he was sorry about the mixup, he said he had her mixed up with someone else.

 

Story didnt fit for us, especially considering he kept asking for her picture. Why would someone ask for a picture of somebody who he doesn't even recall the name of?

 

:eek::lol:

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A lot of these guys/gals are scammers. You see it more on the dating sites than on swinger sites but they are there too. Nonsensical texts are the first clue. Poor grammar in the profile, no spaces after sentences, an eerie feeling that you have read their message before with someone else's pic on it...they also jump right in with talk of extreme closeness: soul mates, marriage, forever...and pet names. They are just wasting your time looking or someone desperate enough to fall the scams which are many.

 

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Here's an email I got from a single guy:

luv that phat ass white body... i like what i'm hearin' ....mature, prof blk male, well educated and well traveled yet down to earth and fun loving, friends first, of course, respect all limits and realize that you may not be int in dating a blk male, but i would luv to talk get acquainted and go from there...no games here and glad yu don't play them...bob!

 

I responded, "Thanks for your note, but I don't think we're compatible."

 

I get a response back that says, "You're right, you're too big."

 

I am a size 6!!!

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Here's an email I got from a single guy:

luv that phat ass white body... i like what i'm hearin' ....mature, prof blk male, well educated and well traveled yet down to earth and fun loving, friends first, of course, respect all limits and realize that you may not be int in dating a blk male, but i would luv to talk get acquainted and go from there...no games here and glad yu don't play them...bob!

 

Don't you just love it when a person says they are "well educated" and then proceeds to fill their reply to you with all sorts of misspellings? Sigh.

 

 

I responded, "Thanks for your note, but I don't think we're compatible."

 

I get a response back that says, "You're right, you're too big."

 

I am a size 6!!!

 

Maybe he has an anorexia fetish? :lol:

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Thankfully, we haven't really gotten any hateful or mean replies. If anything, we get folks that thank us for a polite response to them.

 

But I did stump a guy pretty well, once. We were chatting, and things were fine 'till he asked if I could handle a big cock.

 

Me: I've enjoyed gentlemen of all sizes. It's more who they are and what they do with it, anyway.

 

Him: How big was the biggest guy you were with?

 

Me: Gee, I don't really bring a measuring tape with me when I'm hooking up with someone . . .

 

Him: . . . (crickets) . . .

 

I never did hear from him again. Guess he was afraid I'd gotten a good idea. :hahaha:

 

=)

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A couple?, contacted us inviting us to be with them. Female half went on and on about how big her hubby's cock was. 9 1/2 inches. I told her he was too big for me and I did not think we would make a compatable match. She replied, "I didn't know what I was missing and should try it before knocking it". I did not reply back. I just blocked them or him.

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Since this has turned into a gripe session . . .

 

We were contacted two weeks ago by the female half of a couple over PMs at sls. The best couple we've ever been approached by. Passed a couple of PMs back and forth, shared G-rated face pics, agreed that we seemed compatible, we gave her our lifestyle friendly yahoo email for chatting, IM'ing, they set up a "date" for chatting and didn't make it.

 

I made another one, they didn't make it.

 

We have one more for tonight, if they ain't there, I'm watching Alphas instead. And I don't even like Alphas.

 

What? We were compatible enough for face pics? If you're a collector, at least wait to get rejected for porn pic requests before pulling out.

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Not sure if this qualifies as worst reply- but certainly oddest. A while back I got a note from a single guy, he seemed nice enough but lives way too far away, and so I told him that in a brief note. Didn't hear back until today, and this is what it says, in its entirety:

 

I went to a dance club in the Philly area last night.Brushed up on some new"hustle"steps.My dance partner is a sweet woman and is fun to dance with,but she loves dancing more than anything and would dance 7 nights a week if she could .She can be a pain in the neck when she calls me each and every night to dance!!!

 

Huh??

 

This made me LOL.

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funcoupledayton said:
Here's an email I got from a single guy:

luv that phat ass white body... i like what i'm hearin' ....mature, prof blk male, well educated and well traveled yet down to earth and fun loving, friends first, of course, respect all limits and realize that you may not be int in dating a blk male, but i would luv to talk get acquainted and go from there...no games here and glad yu don't play them...bob!

 

I responded, "Thanks for your note, but I don't think we're compatible."

 

I get a response back that says, "You're right, you're too big."

 

I am a size 6!!!

 

Yeah he was real professional and mature. A pro, immature Thug. I laugh at the grammar.

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OMG my dancing guy is back again! Realize that this man received an initial response which said, nope, sorry, too far away, end of story.

 

Monday we got: "Hey guys,,,its been awhile.how are things?are you enjoying your long weekend?i twisted my ankle playing tennis last week,so its been a weekend of hanging out."

 

Oooookay. Oh and I didn't send any response to his last one, so not quite sure why he thinks it's worth keeping this up.

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OMG my dancing guy is back again! Realize that this man received an initial response which said, nope, sorry, too far away, end of story.

 

Monday we got: "Hey guys,,,its been awhile.how are things?are you enjoying your long weekend?i twisted my ankle playing tennis last week,so its been a weekend of hanging out."

 

Oooookay. Oh and I didn't send any response to his last one, so not quite sure why he thinks it's worth keeping this up.

 

Responding to an old thread, though not too old :)

 

Men get conditioned to pursue and are told to be persistent, women like the chase etc. etc. This goes along with why many men don't want to openly pursue as well; nobody wants to get lumped in with guys like this ;)

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We had a funny reply to our profile today. From a single guy:

 

"Two guys to bang your wife. U in, or U in the way?"

 

Bad enough, but I had to fix the grammar a bit to make it even remotely readable.

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We had a funny reply to our profile today. From a single guy:

 

"Two guys to bang your wife. U in, or U in the way?"

 

Bad enough, but I had to fix the grammar a bit to make it even remotely readable.

 

Well, that's creative, hip and offensive, lol!

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. . . Men get conditioned to pursue and are told to be persistent, women like the chase etc. etc. This goes along with why many men don't want to openly pursue as well; nobody wants to get lumped in with guys like this ;)
Your correct in saying this. I have noticed that very many introductory messages begin with stuff like, "I'll bet you've received a thousand messages like this but ...." or "I'm trying to think what will make me stand out among the 100,000 other men at the Web site so ...."

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