Worst Fuck?

[ecoupleca 16]

OK, at the risk of being crude, has anyone ever been with someone who didn't know how to fuck? I ask that question because I have been with that person.

 

She was an absolute "10". A friend, a sweet heart, a second marriage to a good friend of mine. She was in the experimental stage and swinging with whoever she determined they would swing with. She had two kids from previous marriage. She has been around the block so to speak.

 

One afternoon when we came back to our house and the kids went to sleep. The ladies were talking and determined that they would have each others spouse. We spouses did not disagree. She said told my wife she wanted to fuck me. My wife said "OK" bless her heart.

 

She and I went up to the bedroom. The first kiss was an open mouth tongue slapping kiss that was not really a kiss I've ever had or would care to have again. She got on top of me immediately, sat there and told me to tell her when I would cum so she could suck it out of me. We went for awhile, eventually being bored I turned her over. She resisted it for a moment and then she went with it.

 

I told her I was coming and she slipped out from under turned over and sucked me. That can never be wrong. Then I think she planned on that being it.

 

However I stayed hard and put her back on me until for a seemingly endless time until her Hubby and my wife opened the door and he said "we have to go". The worst fuck with a "10" or a "1" I've ever had. I think about it all the time. Has anyone had that experience?

[fun4Ds 1,097]

Maybe I'm reading this wrong. But from the sounds of it, the kids were taking an afternoon nap and she was hoping for a really good "quickie".

 

Trying to have a good time swinging with a woman while her kids are napping, might have been the problem ?

 

Like I say, maybe I'm reading this wrong ?

[it'sso 198]

I guess it's all a matter of perspective. It wouldn't have taken anything more to suit me, unless you are saying she didn't get off.

The only bad fucks that I can remember, in more years than I care to say, are the one's I didn't score.

[two4youinswva 3,067]

I guess it's all a matter of perspective.

This! One person's bad fuck is another person's best fuck ever.

 

Different people like different things. Vive la différence.

 

Once when I was young (and more stupid than today), I commented to some of the guys that a certain lady we all knew was a "dead lay". One of the guys responded with "Really? I find that hard to believe. Maybe it was just you".

[N8ture Girl 318]

Hmmm, you got to cum, so it couldnt have been that bad... Did she get to? Maybe it wasnt so good for her either? We will never know...

[Sunswept 160]

Yeah, I wonder if she got off too.

 

OK, she was an absolute "10", a friend, a sweet heart -she sucked you when you came, you stayed hard and went at it immediately again with her, and you think about this fuck all the time.

 

What am I missing here?? You are not making it clear what was so bad about this fuck!

 

Perhaps it was your expectations? Was it because she was a "10" and you were expecting a fuck of such a superior quality that no one could ever deliver such a fuck??

 

I've had a few less than memorable fucks in my time, I suppose we all have, but a primary indicator it's not working for me is my John Thomas heads to floppy noodle land. Sometimes things just don't work out, no reflection on parties involved, it just is what it is.

 

But this girl seemed to keep you hard? So what is your criteria for a "bad fuck"??? Also, do you have an example of a really good fuck is for you?? I'm confused!

[N8ture Girl 318]

Sunswept said:

What am I missing here?? You are not making it clear what was so bad about this fuck!

 

Perhaps it was your expectations? Was it because she was a "10" and you were expecting a fuck of such a superior quality that no one could ever deliver such a fuck??

 

Exactly, I think there was this hot 10 and there were expectations of mind blowing, earth shattering sex, a fantasy that many men have.....and it turned out to be just average sex, reality wasn't as good as fantasy. Expectations can set you up for a big let down...

 

And really, what was so bad about it?

[qreskupl7476 137]

As a wise old man I once knew used to say: "There's no such thing as bad pussy, some's just better than others."

 

I would add to that, that some's better at some TIMES than others. Hell, even my wife has her good and not as good days. I do too for that matter, and I'd venture a guess that we all do. I wish I could be on my "A Game" all the time, but it's just not the case. It sounds to me more like the two of you were out of sync, your heads weren't in the same places at the same times so to speak. You got laid so it couldn't be all bad. The worst day fucking is better than the best day working right?

 

Is it just me or is this comment turning into one big chain of cliches?

[red96 17]

Early in our adventures we hooked up with a guy we thought was really cool, he claimed to have experience with couples and had a couple of validations to back it up. We hooked up with him had dinner and a few drinks and went dancing for a little while, it was a fun evening. We all got along really well so we decided to go to his place and have some more fun.

 

We get to his place and the clothes came off he was pretty well hung and she thought she would be in for a "treat". As things progressed he was having intercourse with her and was just POUNDING away at her to the point that he was hurting her. I (hubby) knew she was not enjoying the experience but she would not say so. I could see her trying to push him away or hold him back but he just kept pounding away, after what seemed like hours he finished and said he would be ready to go again in a few minutes. We told him our kids were expecting us home and quickly got dressed and left.

 

It was a horrible experience for us, we discussed it a great deal in the following days and we almost decided not to play anymore because of it. She revealed that she felt obligated to play with him because he had paid for dinner and the drinks and that she was not really attracted to him in the first place. Being complete newbies we realized we made many mistakes that night and decided to give things another chance. I know now that I should have stopped what was going on when I noticed her discomfort and she should have been better at communicating that she was not enjoying herself.

 

That experience made us re-evaluate how we looked for and connected with men for 3 somes and we have not had any problems since that one time.

[swinger5 31]

I agree, it is like beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We all act different, suck different, move different. You can only hope to have a good time...

[MrsHidalgo 25]

red96 said:

As things progressed he was having intercourse with her and was just POUNDING away at her to the point that he was hurting her. I (hubby) knew she was not enjoying the experience but she would not say so. I could see her trying to push him away or hold him back but he just kept pounding away, after what seemed like hours he finished and said he would be ready to go again in a few minutes. We told him our kids were expecting us home and quickly got dressed and left.

 

Same thing happened to me once ... except I didn't let it go as far. I put on the brakes and told the young man that I wasn't interested in his endurance, but more in his technique. He took the hint, and started a more rhythmic pattern that fortunately found us both the enjoyment that we had anticipated.

 

And like was said previously: Unreal expectations can turn a good screw into a mediocre screw in a hurry.

[Meetussoon 68]

We met a couple and we got together. She kissed badly, with her mouth half open, gave a terrible blow job with teeth involved, was not the freshest down below, and when we fucked her "squirt" was definitely urine.

 

I'm not picky, but I could not bring my self to accept the multiple invites back. Thing is Marie really enjoyed the hubby. Nice people, but a bad lay.

[SecretAsianMan 348]

Worst fuck ever??

 

Gawd - I think some of my worst experiences have been little "quickies" in cars & other such uncomfortable places. I don't what it is about those spots - but I really can't relax enough to truly enjoy them... and for some reason, I never last as long while fucking in those spots - I think it's my body telling me, "Okay - I'll let you cum ... but we're going to do it quick so we can stop!!"

[WonderWhat 166]

Worst ones for me are those where the OP think they're porn stars: lots of acrobatics and noise, and zero sensuality.

 

Porn is visual and auditory. Real sex is more about the other senses: touch, smell, taste.

 

I remember an FMF where one of the ladies was a great fuck. The other was making so much noise (sloppy, noisy kisses, loud humming, badly acted moans and "Oh, Yes!"-es), and being so clumsy that I was being turned off. So I basically blocked her out of my mind so I could enjoy the other lady, and help her enjoy it also.

 

Mrs. W was watching, and every once in a while gets some laughs out of me when she imitates her noisy smooching and moaning.

[fun4Ds 1,097]

By not returning with more input as to the intentions of the thread. Other than bashing some woman who as far as I can see really, tried to please.

 

I'll go with the flow now and recall our worst sexual encounter

 

To be honest, WE hold the title as each others worst fuck. We were exhausted one night, (it happens) we just kind of threw a fuck at each other and rolled off. I said " Looks like your as tired as I am." Mrsfun said, "Yeah, you want a piece of cheery cheese cake?" I said, "Hand me the remote, Letterman's on"

 

Can't say that's ever happened with a playmate

 

We also hold the title as : most funniest fuck, most unusual fuck, most perverted fuck, most painful fuck, Longest duration fuck (9 hrs) and our favorite... Most caring, loving, passionate fuck of our lives.

 

Every one of those are exactly what we put into it, what we made of it, no regrets knowing that.....

[WonderWhat 166]

fun4Ds said:

To be honest, WE hold the title as each others worst fuck. We were exhausted one night, [...]

 

Well, to tell the truth, I think I am responsible for my wife's worst fuck: I once fell asleep in the missionary position while inside her. I was willing but dead tired after several days of two or three hours of sleep because of work. So, wanting to please her, I just fell asleep at the helm.

 

I'm just lucky that she laughed it off and kids me about it only about once a year .

[PB&J 1,086]

Fun4Ds what an awesome post. I can't give you more reputation right now or I would!

[Additude 457]

The worst fuck ever??

 

I have never had one....I only remember one "dead lay" back in HS....maybe that was considered "bad"...???

 

I've had some that were better than others...but never a "bad" one.

 

It's like a resturant. You can go to a resturant and eat something which just excites your palet and makes you want to eat there again. But the next time you go, it seems it's just not the same.

 

In contrary, you can eat at a place and not like the taste of the food at all. You'll never want to return, but for one reason or another you do and the second time the food is much better than expected.

 

Sometimes it's the resturant and sometimes it's our own taste buds or a combination of both and we don't consider it's "us" because of the human psychie.

 

The point is don't judge from one absolute experience if the potential for improvement exists.

 

There is injustice in your judgement based on your description of the lady.

 

I think you should return to the resturant and try again.

[fun4Ds 1,097]

PB&J said:

Fun4Ds what an awesome post. I can't give you more reputation right now or I would!

 

Thank you, not for the possible reputation though, It's not the reason behind why I do post.

 

But for understanding. It is the key, I hope the OP understands or even others who come through the doors of swinging some day.

 

I truly hope, the OP has a chance to look back and understand what or why he felt the way he does. He said she was a 10 and even a good friend but yet it was the worst fuck.....and, he thinks about it all the time. That in itself, deserves something more.

 

Chemistry, or the lack of ? Maybe it was the knock on the door and he had to leave..... I may never know.

 

I do know, his feelings aren't fair enough in my opinion, to the woman he was with, let alone to himself. I think, that's why he "thinks about it, all the time"

[YZF 7]

Not too long ago we got together with a couple and I had some thrilling, mind blowing sex. Probably in the top 5 maybe top 3 of all the hook ups I have had. It was so good I did not lose my hard on between sessions the first two times and after a bit of cleanup I was sucked to hardness again and I went one more round.

 

The thing about it is, it me and the bi husband. I do a little oral now and then with a bi husband and will swallow but I had never had sex like this with a guy before. The reason I bring it up is because his wife had to be about the worst lay ever. Though she did enjoy going down on Mrs. YZF and loved to watch me and her husband together. That is the only couple I want another round with because of the husband not the wife.