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19 GoodAbout Nymph an' Satyr
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Street, Maryland
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Gardening, sewing, movies
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nymphansatyr
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Nymph an' Satyr started following Anyone gotten pregnant while using a condom?, Does your doctor know you swing?, Would you swing with a co-worker? and and 4 others
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Jealous of Wife's Lesbian playmate
Nymph an' Satyr replied to Bigun's topic in Swinging Situational HELP!
Okay, pretend that this "lesbian" was a guy that had a thing for your wife. Would you put up with this shit in that circumstance? I'm guessing not. So why put up with it from a lesbian? If you are uneasy- that is your answer. -
Anyone Object to 'Sloppy Seconds"?
Nymph an' Satyr replied to rounder's topic in Let's Talk About Sex
Love it! Very rare though- as we go bareback with only one other couple. -
The beautiful people....huh?
Nymph an' Satyr replied to northindycpl's topic in Look and Feel Your Best!
Size 6 + 10- Size 16 baby- that's where the ample flesh and fun are! -
Should I tell my husband I wasn't having orgasms?
Nymph an' Satyr replied to a topic in Swinging Situational HELP!
If my wife told me that "truth" I would freak. Our relationship would be damaged, and we would definitely stop swinging till things got fixed. Maybe longer- I would have to deal with the fact that it took another man to bring my wife to orgasm- NOT a pretty fact here. It would erode my sense of masculinity, etc. My suggestion is that it should go into the white-lie catagory. Everything is fine now right? So let's pass on the past. Nothing good will be served by unburdening your conscience at this point. Would you tell your husband that his receding hairline bothered you? Same thing...let it pass, and enjoy things for what they now are! -
Anyone gotten pregnant while using a condom?
Nymph an' Satyr replied to new2itNJ's topic in Swinging Situational HELP!
How about tubal ligation, or IUDs, or diaphram, etc. ? -
Boob size a deal killer
Nymph an' Satyr replied to NJDixieDarlin's topic in Look and Feel Your Best!
I'll say it again: "Pound salt Rocko." -
I would be careful how you inform the club owner about this guy's indiscretions- he does have your nude pictures after all. Unless you reallly don't care if he plasters them all over the internet. With those photos floating around, you do know you will never have a career as a politician right? You should turn him in though. This guy is too weird. By the way, I have a camera should you want some more photos taken. And I promise, no one will be left out
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Boob size a deal killer
Nymph an' Satyr replied to NJDixieDarlin's topic in Look and Feel Your Best!
Most of you are being far kinder than I would be. If he says "Only big boobs need apply," well frankly, I would cop an attitude about it. My attitude would be: "Oh please, don't feel compelled to make an exception for me- go right ahead and find your big boobed woman, I'm outta here." "Don't do me any favors." You want only big boobs?- pound salt Rocko. Like I said- most of you are being far kinder than I -
JaiDawn has it right. We always meet someone where we would like to go by ourselves. If no one shows, we have good time with each other. We never take it personally- i.e., wonder what is wrong with "us." Though we do indulge in some comments about how some people are inconsiderate asses. We are also members of SLS- and believe mightyly in their certification system. We have been stood up quite a bit more from uncertified members.
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It's on our list too. Thanks for the primer TNT!
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Anyway, all the flaming aside- this is one of the best analogies that I've come across- I will add it to my permanent repertoire. Thx!
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Boob size a deal killer
Nymph an' Satyr replied to NJDixieDarlin's topic in Look and Feel Your Best!
Okay, being a guy- I'll transpose "big boobs" for "big penis." As I have a small- but average penis, I do not respond to ads where they are looking for a "big penis." I have no desire to prove to the couple looking for a 9" Johnson that a 5" Johnson can do a more than servicable job. And I would no doubt be selfconscious my whole time with such a couple. So going back to the boobs thing- if I had 34Bs (very nice size IMHO) and they were looking for Ds- I'd say to them "bugger off." People have a right to only want size DDs or 9"+. I think that they are kinda shallow- but that's just my opinion.... -
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Nymph an' Satyr replied to JustAskJulie's topic in Finding People to Swing With
TNT- EXCELLENT profile, in our humble opinion. The pictures are tasteful, and erotic. The prose is clear, and easy to read. This could be a model template- again- in our humble opinion. p.s. stop smoking- it's bad for erections -
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Nymph an' Satyr replied to JustAskJulie's topic in Finding People to Swing With
It's a VERY nice profile Spoomonkey. But here is why it would not attract us. 1.You have no pictures at all. We are not going to bother with emails, sending attachments, etc. It's easy enough to do- but it's just time and aggravation. 2. You are not certified. And you have been members for almost a year. Not having been certified in that time frame makes us think that you are a want-to-be. The certification means that you have actually met someone- hence you are not a poser, lamer- or adjective of your choice. Doesn't mean that that is the case- but that's what runs through our minds. We will meet non-certified couples- but only with some trepidation. We respectfully disagree with Mr&Mrs-naughty's stance- but it seems that they have reasons. And they offered a solution- certification by the SLS management. Add some pics- and make them private. And get certified. Now as far as the prose itself- EXCELLENT. Wouldn't change a thing. Well, there is the "platmates" typo