So through some more talking (does it ever end? ) the wife and I have found something we both enjoy that is a bit beyond normal everyday romps in the bed...outdoor sex. We've done it before while camping, and it was pretty hot. I guess it's a bigger turn on for her than what I knew.
So! We have a problem. We live in a pretty cramped housing complex, so there isn't enough privacy to just go in the back yard with a blanket and get it on. There are some nearby parks, but the local police patrol them regularly (damn teenagers!) There's some wooded lots, but getting poison ivy down THERE (or anywhere) doesn't sound fun. So...what can we do?