So, my newfound fellow explorers, the saga doesn't end there. I appreciate the additional opinions.
What was supposed to be my first bicurious swinger experience, bi/bi no less, ended up with me only getting a solid handful of the hostesses rather wonderful feeling pendulous and somewhat sagging titty. After at most 20 minutes of observing without ever removing a stitch of clothing, I escaped this supposedly luxury hotel room untouched by what appeared to be subhuman mucous membrane.
A posting on an adult site by a rather delicious looking babe that I spoke to by phone several times led me to believe that I was going to be with mostly couples, a few single women and maybe a few other single guys.
You would not believe the prep that I did for my cumming out party! This group seriously would have made a trip to Kmart seem like it was Trump's finest hotel in comparison.
It seemed like a visit to a facility for mentally challenged people. No kidding!
It's not often that I pat myself on the back because I've done my share of risky things in the past, but boy was I proud of myself as I left the 'suite' unscathed.
No barrier on earth would have been sufficient!
I'm going back to as some politely say, whacking off again until I can rid myself of this unfortunate memory. I may have to have myself committed for several months and volunteer for electroshock treatments.
What a hilarious start to my entry into Swinging.
Some tips on finding a quality somewhat upscale experience will be my next question. ?