You know you are a swinger when...

[havefuninsun 122]

... you go to the car to retrieve your play bag from the evening before, and realize that the bag is vibrating ...

[LOL_OMG 130]

When the minister that marries you bangs your wife before the birthday cake is cut. We met a couple at Dj's that told us that story, we absolutely believe them heh.

 

Mr.

[realcplub2 513]

You might be a swinger if...

 

While out to dinner with vanilla friends, the front desk manager from your usual hotel walks by and asks... Stopping by later?

 

When dropping off a presciption, before you can the druggist puts a jumbo box of your favorite condoms on the counter first while asking... The usual?

 

While out at the mall, you and your wife both sit on a bench and watch women going by with the comments.. Underwear.. No Underwear.. THONG!

 

You feel jipped , because while at Blockbuster you rented "SWINGERS" only to take it home and be disappointed

[BiloxiCouple 694]

You went to a friends house and made some porn, you might be a Swinger!

 

You have a party and ask for "donations", you might be a Swinger (in the news ).

[sweet_tna 680]

If you AND your husband are checking out the hot soccer/football/cheerleading moms at your kids' sporting events . . . you might be a swinger!

 

=)

[fun4Ds 1,097]

If your wife gets along with your girlfriend....... you might be a swinger

[lustylearning 705]

If you find yourself assessing the threesome play potential of your grocery store cashier, you might be a swinger.

[cupl4fun 361]

In honor of sweet_tna

 

If your husband has had a vasectomy and you still get your tubes tied...you might be a swinger:D

[2inSanDiego4u 181]

... if she's on birth control and you still stock a nice big stash of condoms!

 

... if you only go to restaurants where the servers are hot, and always flirt with them hoping to get lucky!

[Chris&Amelia 253]

If you go lingerie shopping with your playmate... and both of your spouses are totally cool with it, you might be a swinger.

[Guest ic7175]

When it's time to head home, you have to search both bedrooms to find all your clothes.

[sweet_tna 680]

You (or your wife) stop wearing panties when you go out because it's getting too expensive to replace the ones you keep losing.

 

=)

[SecretAsianMan 348]

When you know all the best hotel rooms with multiple beds and suites in the same town you live in - you might be a swinger.

[Mr.Essex 264]

Here are a couple of mine, from a discreet swinger:

 

(Europe) You visit a small town, and your cab driver knows where you're going before you can spit out the words. Bonus points if he or she bypasses the usual tourist spots, like the Red Light district.

 

(Europe) Your local cab drivers know where you're going before you do. Double bonus points if he repeatedly mentions his wife, or if she talks about her "special arrangement" with her husband.

 

You get off the plane, turn on your phone, and your Missed Call list/Ressages Received is in the double digits. Bonus points if most of the calls were sent within 5 minutes of your original arrival time. Double bonus points if none of the calls are from family, as your family was willing to give you time to get off the plane.

[BiloxiCouple 694]

You believe in Unicorns... Because you've actually ridden one.

[LagniappeDC 313]

Lots of funny lists out there listing all the ways you "might be a swinger" -- but realized that we had a web 2.0 version!!

 

So you might be a swinger if...

 

The last 10 "friends" you added on FaceBook are those you met at Desire or other lifestyle related activities.

 

You needed a second Twitter account just to post openly about what you are REALLY doing this weekend.

[knb2004 364]

A vanilla friend "threatens" to share her boobies on a facebook thread of yours, and so many swingers say "yes please" that it scares her. Yes, this actually happened lol.

[Dont.Stop 339]

...you've given someone tips on how to score with your SO...

[Trophy1802 132]

As I just been reading this thread, I felt that I should add one more based on what has happenned on our vacation thus far.

 

You know when you are a potential swinger when you and you spouse walk along the beach and size up everyone and openly discuss who you would really like each other to screw.........Or even better yet, when you spouse asks you to make up some lame excuse to go and talk to the hot lifeguard so she can spend more time closely sizing him up.

[Sophy 551]

When you are giving a blowjob to your husband, he grabs your hair and finds other guys cums and he laughs.

 

When your husband lend you a pillow for your knees while you are trying to doggy style another man.