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At the disco. We sat in the quiet corner. She was wearing a long dress without panty and I didn't wear underwaer underneath. She sat on my lap and was riding me the whole time. No one even noticed that we're having sex.

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Two of the kinkiest places we've made love was 1) on the way back from playing volleyball while both of us are in the back seat and our roomate at the time was driving. She knew exactly what was going on and we think she enjoyed it. She moved the rear view mirror but we think it was to get a better view. 2) While I was on annual training in the National Guard my wife(gf at the time) came up to visit with her best friend. My SSG let me show them around the base in my 5-ton truck. We pulled off the road in a secluded area and my gf and I went in the back where i had a cot set up. Her bf stayed up front but could feel the truck rocking and heard every noise. How's that for effective use of tax payer dollars. :)

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For us, it's always outdoors. Our best was on top of a mountain in Arkansas. The mountain formed an island in a man-made lake and we were the only ones on the island that day. We found a big rock at the peak and just went at it. We were in full view of the surrounding countryside, but it was at least a half-mile to the nearest house. Without a telescope, it would have been hard for anyone to tell what we were doing. Our latest was a rocky outcropping on a beach on San Juan island in Washington state. We were in full view of at least two fishing boats. They got a great show that day! One even made a second pass to get a better view.

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mmmm mine would have to be leaning against an EA-6B jet at NAS Whidbey Island Washington. Something about being outside, on the base and all that American heavy metal! lol

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While we were in high school, we did it in the football teams locker room at lunch. That was hot!

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Made love to my girlfriend on the back of my horse while riding in the woods.

Probably not the most comfortable sex I've ever had (good thing my gf had such good balance !) but man, it sure was fun!

 

The other was in the back of a modified OV-10 Bronco (military airplane) in an air museum.

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The Peaks of Otter observation deck at sunrise. This is a popular tourist attraction on the east side of the Blue Ridge Mountains on the Blue Ridge Parkway near Bedford VA, where you get the most beautiful views of sunrise from a point more than 3,875 feet above sea level. Begin the hike to the top about 4:30 am in the summer dark (Before 6am in winter) and arrive at the summit about 30 minutes before the sun peaks above the horizon. What a thrill to try to time an orgasm to the sunrise!

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Don't anybody be putting down Oregon....It's awesome living here. Wish I could have met the other two couples sharing a soft swing around here....

For us, I guess that it was one night at a beach near Drakes Bay California where I know some people were watching us....We love the outdoors!

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The kinkiest place I have had sex in was about 30 years ago. I was on the police department and I had a female partner. Her and I had talked about my ex-wife and I swinging and how we would all like to get things going. Well, things got a little hot one night on patrol and we did it in the back of our police car.

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After reading all of these, I don't know if its kinky or not --

 

My ex-wife and I were out for a drive one night chasing a thunderstorm and talking, getting our selves worked up. We were staying at her parents for the weekend and could not really do anything there, so we pulled off the road into a small cemetary and took care of busness there.

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I would have to say at a campground full of hunters in October. First I gave hubby a blow job right in front of the fire, and fucked on the picnic table. We went in our tent, turned the light on and fucked again. It was such an erotic experience, because the campground was full of men. I could hear them whiile we were fucking all night. The next morning, when I got up to go to the bathroom, I knew by the smiles on the guys faces that I walked by that they heard, and saw what was going on the night before. That made me horny again!

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Interstate I15 between Los Angeles and Las Vegas is the BJ highway capital, Friday/Saturday heading east to Las Vegas, and Sunday evenings heading west back to Los Angeles.

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Isle of Man (of all places) g/f horny so we dived into a dip in the sand dunes. Rolled over after a great quicky feeling well satisfied, only to see the top of the lighthouse with a tour party on the light gallery. Bit ego shattering really ..... no one applauded!

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The kinkiest place I have had sex in was about 30 years ago. I was on the police department and I had a female partner. Her and I had talked about my ex-wife and I swinging and how we would all like to get things going. Well, things got a little hot one night on patrol and we did it in the back of our police car.

When I was a kid, our local small town cop got fired for this. He got in back with a girl, and the doors could ne be oppened from the inside. There was also a screen and the whole back of the car was pretty much escape proof. They sat there for hours till another cop cme and found them. :lol::nono::lol::nono:

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It was about 11yrs ago when my wife and I were both 22 and it was soon after we had met. We had a friend drop us off at her apartment complex since we were far to hammered to drive a lawnmower yet alone a car. We had probably had ingested 40 mg of valium and 30 drinks between us. Oh what I wouldnt give to have the constitution I had back then. Back to my story... We were completely out of our minds and had absolutely no regard for our surroundings. We were so turned on and uninhibited that we just started stripping in the middle of the courtyard in plain view of god and everyone. It was right around dinner time and it wasnt even completely dark out so anyone who passed or looked out of any of the 60 + windows around us would have had front row seats. We got completely naked with our clothes thrown everywhere. I grabbed her by her hair,pushed her up against a tree, tongued her ass her for a few minutes, and proceeded to have animalistic anal sex for approximately the next 30 minutes until I finally came. I'm suprised that no one called the police or we didnt get a round of applause afterwards because I know at least 10 cars drove right by us and I made eye contact with at least two people during the course of our session. One was an apartment full of guys so I'm sure they probably just watched. We were so out of control I lost my wallet and one of my shoes. She lost her panties and her house key. We had to walk to a gas station up the street to call her room mate to come home and let us in. I then went back out with a flashlight and found my wallet. The shoe never turned up. For many years that was one of the most out of control erotic experiences that my wife and I had ever had. Since then we have had many. facelick

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tenth floor fire escape or an old hotel. I just bent her over the rail and lifted her skirt. There was a nice late-October breeze on an Indian-summer night to blow across our naked asses. I looked down to see some of the local winos enjoying our show.

 

Were it not for the fire escape, the hallway of the hotel might have been to kinkiest place--we were doing it right there on the floor before we moved outside.

 

Of course, this answer assumes that you don't think doing it anyplace with everyone in the swing club watching is not kinky...

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Just recently, within the last two weeks, coming home from the clubs, too drunk to drive therefore using foot power. Hubby and I decided on a nice dark corner beside a high school. If we had been 2 minutes longer we would have been caught with pants down around our ankles by hubby's brother. It was fun!!!

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Back in my college days, in the Campus Ministry building of the Catholic university I attended. The back portion of the building served as the residence for the campus chaplain/priest. I was with my g/f downstairs, on the living room floor, the priest was asleep upstairs. Just the thought of him coming downstairs and catching us was electrifying. Of course, I know I'll burn in hell...

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Wife and I did it in a small grove of trees in the park in the middle of the day. Fun stuff!!!

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Recently I had a week off from work. So we played about every where in the house while the kids were in school. Its was the middle of the day. Nice sunny day. She suggests we go to the backyard to play in the sun. We could have been seen by the neighbors or the tree cutting service behind us. I think that is what made it so hot, being outside and very visible. The possibility of getting caught was a big turn-on. :)

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Back in college I had this gf who was always up for it.

 

We did it in the train's washroom, in her parents apartments balcony while they were at home, on a dark alley(I lifted up her skirt raised her leg on my hip and slid her undies aside), in her godfather's restaurant (it had a private booth and we got caught with the door locked) and the top- in her dorm room, in plain day, under a blanket with 3 of her friends that were visiting her roommate quietly leaving the room.

 

With my wife we got caught by cops speeding while she was driving and I went down on her, we had anal sex in the hospital 2-3 days after her C section :rolleyes: and again in the hospital 2 weeks later when our daughter was discharged from the hospital, late at night on a blanket in my orchard while camping with my kids sleeping in the tent (that was actually romantic and hot seeing her in the campfire's light, again at night on the deck, at Sheraton's jacuzzi and in the swimming pool (security guys must've loved watching us).

 

Oh, did I mentioned that I am a Gen contractor?

 

Had bj then sex with my ex wife on a job site while the client was coming by, and now, with my wife, whenever she gives me a hand or brings me lunch or I ask her to come by to give me advice on renovation (colours, designs, etc) I twice got a bonus...I must've mentioned the job site sex with my ex...

 

Makes it hot to know that any moment someone can walk in on us...........

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hmmm in my college dorm room with my roommate 'sleeping' a few feet away...

 

Also between huge boulders at a creek Mrs. Leo and I hike at often.

Not too kinky I guess.

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1) on the top level of the parking structure at INDY airport in a van with the side door open and in full view of the control tower. No aircraft accidents occurred during that period (that I know of).

 

2) on the beach of a resort island off of the coast of Malaysia. That's an uptight Muslim country where I suspect they would have cut my dick off if we had been caught. But I still have the dick and the memories.

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I had to update this.

 

We've had sex in a U-Stor-It building. Cameras all up and down the hallways, but we locked ourselves in the storage unit and went at it.

 

We've also done it in the woods just outside a golf resort in South Carolina. We'd just finished when a group of horseback riders came around the corner on the trail. I think they had come up the hill a little earlier, but the guide heard us and held them back. Kids in the group and everything. That's the closest we've ever come to getting caught.

 

We just got back from a vacation near Appalachicola, Florida. We walked a trail in a state park and fucked on a parkbench about two miles into Tate's Hell marsh. There were otters playing in a creek behind us and eagles flying overhead. It was great.

 

We were in Key West a few years ago, and our bedroom was on the end of a row of condos. The walls of the bedroom were all glass sliding doors with translucent drapes over them. One night, we had great anal sex on the bed with all the lights behind us, shining against the drapes. As the wind blew, the drapes shifted and we were in plain view. When the wind died down, we were just one shadow projected against the drapery.

 

The best ones have always been outside though. Always just out of sight, but where there's at least a slim chance of someone seeing.

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Hubby & I were camping at Fort Wilderness in Disney World for the weekend. It was late when we decided to take our showers at the comfort station. As we approached, another guy dressed in only his swim suit & carrying a towel was going into the mens shower. Hubby gave me a sly look & suggested why not both of us sneak into a shower stall together in the mens area. It started out quiet & no one would have known I was there untill he stuck a finger in my ass & I moaned. The other guy turned his shower off & began to dry himself in the area right outside our shower door. Then he began to play with his dick & it got really hard. Not to pass up a chance what might happen, we opened our shower door a little so he could see inside. Needless to say...he took the opportunity & entered. Wow, was that ever HOT! Both guys just bent me over & did me right there...twice!

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The first place that came to mind was a hiking trail in a nudist resort we were visiting. She grabbed a tree as she bent over, if we looked up you could see trailers and the possibility of being seen. If we would have taken a little longer another couple would have caught us. :hahaha:

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In the women's bathroom at Church Street Station in Orlando, FL.

 

It was years ago before we had kids and she was horny...very horny. I don't remember why she got so horny, I just remember her vowing to "get some".

 

When we left the place we had lunch we walked by the women's bathroom, she peeked in, saw it was clear and dragged me in. She jumped up on the counter, pulled her skirt up, pulled her panties to the side and I entered her...unbelievably hot.

 

Two 30ish women started to walk in, saw what we were doing, laughed a bit and backed out. We screwed for another 30 seconds or so, straightened our clothes and headed out. The two women just grinned as we left.

 

This is when we discovered our love of exhibitionism. We did promise not to put others who may not enjoy it in that position again though.

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In a movie theater. We went and asked them which movie would have the fewest people in it. When we got in there--nobody! We acted like the theater was our bedroom. It wasn't as fun as we would've liked though. We were just way to nervous about getting busted.

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I recently had sex in a warehouse parking lot in the wee hours of the morning. It was a bit chilly, but we were outside, with me bent over the trunk of the car and him entering me first from behind and then from the front. Finally, he threw me down on the dirt and we went at it again. I caught a slight cold but who cares? It was a very hot experience!

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Hanging on the buoy line out in the lake at a state park beach.  I later worked at a state park for a while, and I'll just say we definitely weren't the only ones to ever have come up with that idea, although it's always an "are they or aren't they?" sort of thing ?

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On 12/6/2004 at 11:32 AM, northindycpl said:

On the back of my husbands caddy, in the middle of Texas, in the middle of the night,

You were golfing in the middle of the night?  Was his caddy able to get in on the fun with you as well? ?

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I remember answering this question, but it must have been another thread.  Near the top of a 14er in Colorado.  We were breathless by the time it was over.

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On top of Nevada Falls in Yosemite. Very erotic listening to the sound of the falls while I screwed my girlfriend missionary style in a sleeping bag. My buddy and his girlfriend were fucking nearby and all four of us were having a good time.

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A swing couple promised us a surprise. It was. They took us to an "adult" book store that had movie booths. She took me into a booth; he took my wife into a different booth. The noise my wife made attracted the attention of the guy at the sales counter. He tossed us out but not before I received a "tiny but exciting blow job", as Frank Zappa would say. 

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Thats a tough choice. We have def pushed the limits quite a few times. We have almost been caught quite a few times too....but, Mrs R would say at a friends BBQ, while in the pool with about 8 other people......middle of the day. We were all making a "whirlpool" . She jumped on me, wrapping her arms and legs around me trying to dunk me. She failed. I put my hands under her ass and the position got me hard so one hand slid her bottoms to the side and the other hand pulled the front of my shorts down just enough. I slid in and she bounced on my cock from me running to make the whirlpool. She told me later she was pissed at me for it, only bc she couldn't show any emotion bc we were surrounded by friends. 

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On 11/27/2004 at 7:00 AM, Southern Lady said:

Where is the kinkiest place you have ever had sex?

Although many others have done the same, I would say that the kinkiest place that I've had sex was in my bum hole.   ?

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Not sure what the definition of "kinky" places is but here are a few places:

 - Outdoors quite a bit - while on a hike, at 8,800 feet after hiking to the top of a mountain, side of the road (Mrs leaning on the hood), picnic table at a campsite, at the beach

 - movie theater

 - at the gym

 - car

 - at an open house while real estate shopping

 - backseat of a vehicle at a car dealership (checking to see how spacious it was)

 - neighbor's house

 - hotel pool and hot tub

 - conference room at work

 - cubicle at work

 - hallway at work

 

Received blowjobs in many of the places above plus the following:

 - while driving

 - during a meeting at work (co-worker was under my desk, it was her idea)

 - hospital

 

None of those are really kinky though.

 

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Hmmm... several park benches and playgrounds have been put to after hours porno use. Under construction/renovation spaces, sometimes even with untinted/covered windows. 

The best one though, was a simple bj in a parked car... She and I had been texting all day, and were frustrated that she had family over and wouldn't be able to go out with me. She did decide that she could sneak out for a couple minutes, though, while her husband kept the family distracted. I don't think we even kissed. Just straight to business, and as soon as I finished she wiped her chin and went back inside. The fact that we could have been easily seen was hot, but the fact that she was blowing me while the family waited was even better. 

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Hard to say what the "kinkiest" would be.  I've done public bathrooms, at work, in car, theater, park, etc.  My GF has had sex in a lot of public places.  Two of the craziest that come to mind are at a baseball game and in a dance club on the floor and by the bar.

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I had serious fun with a salesman in the dressing room while wearing the merchandise.

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2 minutes ago, Jane1902 said:

I had serious fun with a salesman in the dressing room while wearing the merchandise.

If it got stained, who paid for it? I think it would be gallant of the salesman to take the hit. He certainly made the effort to make the sale! Sounds exciting!

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Let's see.

 

- Screwing a girl in my bed on the third floor. She spotted her boyfriend walking around on the street outside looking for her. Good five minutes of her turned on by it. She had to go out the fire escape after I finished.

- Stripper I had a college class with outside a house where I was dropping her off (whoever was inside wasn't supposed to know we were hanging out, didn't ask a lot of questions), and later in a bathroom at a bar on the college bar row.

 

- High school, Mrs. E gave a guy she was making out with a handjob in a basement party while a male friend watched.

 

- Terrible Jennifer Aniston movie, Mrs. E got bored and went down on me. Theater wasn't exactly empty, but we were close to the back and the back half was empty.

- In the woods with a family of deer watching. I don't know if the mother was just watching the spectacle, couldn't figure out that we were two people, or thought we were stuck or something. but after I finished and pulled out and she stood up, the mother nudged her two children and they finally ran off.

- Constantly on top of a parking garage downtown. Nobody ever used the top level, so we would always park up there and screw in the back of the car before we went home from an evening out.

- Airport lounge shower. A couple of handjobs/fingerings on flights under the blanket.

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22 minutes ago, shy_couple said:

Can’t believe it took so long for someone to say the butt...

That was an actual answer on The Newlywed Game. 

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