AdamGunn2 202 Posted April 1 I often approve profiles on SLS, and some single males are humorous. However, this one took the cake: Him: Straight, 55, 5'10", 350lbs Location: Warren, MI, US Tagline: MWM Looking for couples or single females Looking For: I am looking for a sub couple or female who will submit control to me their complete sex life in real life. This includes controlling how the wife dresses for work and going out. I will also order her go out to local bars and restaurants dressed provocatively and pick up random guys ultimately resulting in sexual encounters Description: MWM 55 Chubby body but I have a great personality. I wonder if it’s an April Fool 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
NC_Seniors 492 Posted April 1 1 hour ago, AdamGunn2 said: I often approve profiles on SLS, and some single males are humorous. However, this one took the cake: Him: Straight, 55, 5'10", 350lbs Location: Warren, MI, US Tagline: MWM Looking for couples or single females Looking For: I am looking for a sub couple or female who will submit control to me their complete sex life in real life. This includes controlling how the wife dresses for work and going out. I will also order her go out to local bars and restaurants dressed provocatively and pick up random guys ultimately resulting in sexual encounters Description: MWM 55 Chubby body but I have a great personality. I wonder if it’s an April Fool For the love of all that’s holy ... let’s HOPE so! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
bbarnsworth 2,540 Posted April 1 Well, we all have our dreams, don't we? Who's to say his is any weirder than any of ours? Still, the chances of him getting what he's looking for are about as good as him personally finding WALL-E roaming around Venus. But, there's zero chance if he doesn't try. Two thumbs up for trying. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
Anon321 483 Posted April 1 31 minutes ago, bbarnsworth said: Well, we all have our dreams, don't we? Who's to say his is any weirder than any of ours? Still, the chances of him getting what he's looking for are about as good as him personally finding WALL-E roaming around Venus. But, there's zero chance if he doesn't try. Two thumbs up for trying. I kind of feel the same way. We've come across a lot of interesting guys in our time and some really bizarre requests. While my GF is down for a lot of crazy and bizarre play, there have been a couple of things that were just so far out there that she wouldn't entertain doing them. However, she never ever judged anyone for any of their kinks or fetishes or anything. She might decline to do it but would never insult them, laugh at them, or make fun of them for it. And I think just having that kind of an attitude and open mind is a turn on. Quote Share this post Link to post
hunterdonNJcpl 1,126 Posted April 3 He wants to be a Bull to a cuckold couple but he's going about it all wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post
patsfan5864 42 Posted May 5 Another guy with wildly unrealistic expectations, certainly nothing new. Quote Share this post Link to post
robertodabull 7 Posted May 5 The dynamic he describes (if this post is even real) is not unheard of. I guess what makes it funny is how he is not a giga chad. “Great personalities” are the least of today’s awful shallow succubus couples’ priorities 🤣 poor guy, he’s in for a road of pain Quote Share this post Link to post
