Outstanding things people say in their profile

[SW_PA_Couple]

Another addition to my continuing series "S L S Silliness". All of these statements are from the same profile:

. . . looking for single bi-woman to play with husband while wife watches . . .

. . . Husband is very particular . . . .

. . . Very busy lives at this time, so our time is very limited . . .

My estimate is that this man has about a one-in-a-million chance.

[Powerglide]

One that I couldn't resist, and which ended up leading to our having a great relationship with a terrific couple:
"Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. The answer is 'Yes!'"

[SW_PA_Couple]

Originally Posted by Powerglide

"Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. The answer is 'Yes!'"

I think the couple should secure a trade mark for this

[ownerspet]

Here is something I found in a profile recently as what the couple was searching for:

"......... The couple would need to have a bi-female with a little experience as this is my first time with another woman. I would prefer her to be clean shaven and along the same body size as myself....... "

So I glance at the stats of the woman considering her preferences for someone along the same size as herself. I find that the woman is 5 foot 3 inches and weighs absolutely nothing. Yes zero pounds was listed. That is correct they are apparently looking for a woman who is around 5'3" tall and who weighs around, I don't know 5 to 10 pounds (or less) I guess. I'm not sure how to define "along the same size."

[SW_PA_Couple]

Originally Posted by ownerspet

"......... The couple would need to have a bi-female with a little experience as this is my first time with another woman. I would prefer her to be clean shaven and along the same body size as myself....... "

If this woman stopped shaving, she would double her weight in a week.

These people should put their profile up for review in our Couples Profile Reviews discussion.

[spicylife42]

I posted in an email. "Swing virgins want to pop our cherry" unfortunately I did not check for typos and actually said "poop" LOL

gee and I wonder why I did not get a reply

[Chicup]

We are very attractive with average bodies and are looking for the same in you.

I'm not really sure if thats a good thing or not....

COLLEGE EDUCATED, SMART, VERY CLEAN AND DOWN TO EARTH WITH A HINT OF SPONTANEOUS SPARK IN LIFE.

Listed as age 23. What college educated 23 year old doesn't know that they shouldn't type in all caps? (the profile was all caps)

we are very well educated with high degrees but have never done this before.

We also apparently don't know how to use capital letters while typing.

[ALilOEverything]

I ran across a profile that I thought was a total joke with the worst spelling and writing I've ever seen. Well apparently people they've contacted have pointed out the errors of their way and this was added:

"And what does spelling have to do with screwing good anyway!!!"

It was the only sentence where all their spelling was correct.

[warrencouple]

Well, we've got a thread for things not to do in a profile, and for reviewing profiles, so here's one for the amusing things you've seen in a profile. Anything from a profile with pics of a man and woman, but listed as 2 women, or whatever, just stuff in profiles that made you chuckle...

Starting off, I was browsing the profile site that the club we've been to has begun to roll out (still in a members only beta, I believe) I noticed the profile for the couple I believe does many of the intro to swinging seminars.

Then, I looked.

I think someone wasn't paying attention when they filled it out, as I don't believe that the wife of the couple is 6'-8", 225lbs, and bald; while the man is listed as being 5'6", 150lbs, and blonde hair...

Oops. If / when we go back to the club, if it hasn't been fixed by then, I think if they are there, and it is them, I'm going to razz them about it. Happily, they're a very friendly couple.

Jason

[PB&J]

Jason, I think the problem with that website is that the program is IMPOSSIBLE to work with!! When you try to save correct info it fucks it up. I know, I've tried. grrrr.

[warrencouple]

Originally Posted by PB&J

Jason, I think the problem with that website is that the program is IMPOSSIBLE to work with!! When you try to save correct info it fucks it up. I know, I've tried. grrrr.

Heh. That's why it's called a beta!


I've not tried to go through and set up a profile for the wife and I, I figure better to leave it be, and wait and see if she enjoys herself enough to take the time. Looking just now, it looks like even if the profile itself is set up correctly, it still flips the genders on the front page.

Working in the computer field, I know how tough it can be to get something up and running smoothly. I wonder if this is some "pre-packaged, deploy it yourself" system, or if they've got someone with some decent programmer fu working on it. From when they had sort of a "preview" link, some months back, I'm leaning towards it being a "pre-packaged" system. Not to say it's a bad thing, if nothing else, it can be a nice plus for members. But, like any program / website, it still has some bugs to work out...

OK, geek off now.
Jason

[slevin]

There are lots of pre-packaged things for dating/social media type stuff these days. I'd be shocked if a small club was coding their own, unless the owner was a programmer.

[SaSsyNsWeEt]

well I change ours up all the time, but it currently reads "we are putting you on our 'to-do' list"

[slevin]

We just came across a profile that said something along the lines of:

"We used to have a profile here under a different name, but her ex hacked the password and deleted the account."

Hah! I don't think we'd want to get involved in that drama potential!

[SaSsyNsWeEt]

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

I think the couple should secure a trade mark for this

is it actually from a song on Nickelback's album Dark Horse called S.E.X.