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I recalled an incident with Mrs. N where a stripper accidentally fell over onto the ground with the client on top of her during an aggressive lap dance. The bouncers were converging and she was yelling "zucchini" over and over. Based on the bouncers reaction I guess this was a call off word saying she was okay because the stripper and client got up both embarrassed and apologetic and no one was thrown out. So whats your abort code or safe word? Have you ever used a really weird one just to make sure you didn't accidentally use it in conversation? Just a fun post for a monday morning.

 

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Since we have a bunch of animals on our ranch, if we are meeting a new couple and one of us asked the other if we remembered to "...feed the animals before we left" then that is saying that they aren't interested in this couple. Nobody tell any couples that we haven't met yet about this, it could be embarrassing if they knew what it meant.

 

We also have a 'safe' word, but that is kept between her and I.

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Our safe word is "pineapple" and it's used for humor and to be obvious. We let our playmates know it too. My wife has whole body pain that is most the time under control, sometimes localized and sometimes everywhere and can appear out of nowhere. So yeah everyone knows to stop. We also use "no" and anything under that heading. Our "not interested in this couple" is our own, and we wont share, but we haven't had to use it yet.

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I watched a Kevin Hart special and he had a whole bit about pineapples was his safe word and it made me laugh, but stuck with me.  Now I use it as a tension breaker and to tell guys I like it rough.  I usually strip down jump on the bed on my hands and knees slap my ass and say "come in, my safe word is Pineapples!"  It usually gets a laugh and the guy goes hard.   

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