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You know you're a nudist if .....

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You find it exciting to imagine that hot woman in some nice clothes.

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...there is an oft-heard comment at home, "Company's coming...put some clothes on."

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you are at ease showing off your genital piercings and welcome compliments.

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...your neighbor replaces the fence with a much taller one.

 

...you don't have any pictures of your last vacation posted online.

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Your closet doesn't look like a episode of hoards with so many cloths packed in there that it gives you anxiety finding space to hang up a new sport coat or outfit.

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