I got a bit overwhelmed recently playing nurse to my husband who got the shingles (minor outbreak but still gross and painful) and my mother-in-law who got sciatica. She's not the most pleasant woman to be around and with Mr. A out of commission, I played nurse, chauffeur, and personal shopper. So in between releasing my sexual tension with my trusted Magic Wand, I thought of this embarrassing situation that happened to me a few months ago and made me crack up by myself, although it wasn't funny at the time. I hope when you read this, you are laughing with me and not at me.

We were in the middle of a MMF threesome, and Mr. A was getting his sloppy seconds when the power went out (it was hurricane-like conditions outside). We didn't think much of it and Mr. A kept at it...until the fire alarm went off. Mr. A kept telling me he's close to orgasm so I let him finish. A few minutes went by, I got another creampie, quickly wiped, put on a robe, and we all walked down three flights of stairs to the lobby. Our playmate decided to leave, and Mr. A was trying to talk to someone to find out what's happening, so I was left standing by myself in a corner, realizing my robe was too short (it barely covered my butt) and I had nothing on underneath.

A fireman then approached me and handed me some tissues. I didn't understand what they were for and I must had this quizzical look on my face. He didn't say anything but instead pointed to the floor. There it was, between my legs, a small puddle of cum. And a small drip slowly making its way down the inside of my leg. My face felt so hot as if I stuck my head in an oven. And speaking of which, I so wished there was some place I could stick my head in. Holy cow, it's like one of those moments when everything was in a slow motion and I couldn't run fast enough for a place to hide. I grabbed the tissues, said "think you" profusely but I couldn't look him in the eyes. I don't even want to think what conversations occurred at the firehouse that night.

oh, I'm sure you are all dying to know: water got into the elevator shaft and shorted some circuits which caused the fire alarm.