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    Default Swinging Humor: HEADLINES and DESCRIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ok BE 100% honest people, How many times did you write, delete, rewrite, change, delete and add the HEADLINE and/or DESCRIPTION of your PROFILES. I know there is some bright, word savy, super confident in how they describe themselves individuals and I envy and admire that about you. But for some of us, at least us, it was kinda hard. I mean how do you sum up who you and your mate are as individuals, your sex life, your expectations and try not to sound creepy ALL AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?!? THEN DO IT IN A FEW WORDS ON THE HEADLINE TO ATTRACT PEOPLE!!! LOL

    I'm glad to announce ours ended up being LETS HAVE A BLAST. smh I just said fuck it, I know sexually we can hang with the best of them and that we're good down to earth people so LETS HAVE A BLAST it is. To all that went thru our dilemma, cheers! Hope we get contacted, if not we'll be right back trying to come up with some catchy 5 word phrase that says WE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT I NEED YOU TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH US TO SO HERE IS A BRIEF SUMMARY OF WHO WE ARE AND I HOPE IT WORKS! To those who didn't stress, NO sex for you tonight because your headline probably scored you and your partner some bomb ass swinging nights! But we still love you!!!!

    Well thanks for reading, we hope our humor tickled you a bit and feel free to share your thoughts!!!

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    Default Re: Swinging Humor: HEADLINES and DESCRIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

    We've modified it a couple of times. Usually because of a new experience or something we ran into. Changed our tag line based upon a certain insurance company ad....."We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two"

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    Default Re: Swinging Humor: HEADLINES and DESCRIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

    BDSM poly cpl 4 hwp nsa M,W,MW,MM, ddf and dtf.
    Because you want to be as clear as possible.

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    Default Re: Swinging Humor: HEADLINES and DESCRIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pas de deux, ménage à trois, o folie de quatre.
    Amator Feminae Grandiculae

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    Default Re: Swinging Humor: HEADLINES and DESCRIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

    If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right!!
    We dare you to be completely naked and walk into a dark room with us.......
    Don't look at it as casual sex. Look at it as you helping someone have an orgasm!
    We are a lot of fun, but it may take all night to figure out just how much fun we are.
    Come on in, take your clothes off and stay awhile!

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