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Wow, it's a word salad! However, I'm disappointed to hear that you are not so open-minded about female Woddy Harrelson look-alikes.

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Bad grammar and potentially a philanderer as well eh?

 

Wait a minute.

 

Are we talking about "Cheers" Woody, "The People vs. Larry Flynt" Woody, or "Hunger Games" Woody?

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Lack of punctuation AND a lack of intelligent useful content. All that was needed was for it to have a 'dick pic' and it would be a tri-fecta!

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Doesn't matter how hot you are. We're not interested if you've got typos on your profile or contact us with a mess like that.

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Recently, a coworker did a great job at a presentation with me. I sent a note of thanks, congratulating her on an especially lucid delivery of a very complicated set of ideas.

 

She responded, "My pleasure partner!"

 

It seems that the intended comma vanished...:lol:

Maybe that was an intentionally vague comment...

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She responded, "My pleasure partner!"

 

It seems that the intended comma vanished...:lol:

 

A panda eats shoots and leaves.

 

A panda eats, shoots, and leaves.

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Re: the omission of the comma being intentionally vague...

 

"Are you suggesting that omission of the comely comma was used as a common come-on? C'mon! :lol:"

 

(Sorry, we do lots of puns and homophones around our close friends...)

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"Are you suggesting that omission of the comely comma was used as a common come-on? C'mon! :lol:"

"Comma, comma, comma, comma, come-on...

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah..."

 

You're her handy-man! (apologies to James Taylor)

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I thought it was 'Comma, comma, comma, comma, charma chamaeleon...'

 

Poor punctuation and spelling either shows a lack of attention and/or a lack of education...neither of which we want to waste any time investigating any further.

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Hello everyone, newbie here. I've been trolling a smidge. But this post just made me LOL thanks for the laugh. I'm a grammar troll! You guys are awesome!

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