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  1. #276

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    Just saw a picture on SLS (and wonder who the hell approved it) of nothing but a hat. Granted it was a Bear Bryant hat (so I guess it does tell us something about the wearer). Under the hat we could see maybe an inch of head. That was the only public picture of the guy.
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    A pissed-off looking woman with a glaring huge cold sore. HOTT

  3. #278

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    Quote Originally Posted by fr0ak View Post
    A pissed-off looking woman with a glaring huge cold sore. HOTT
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  4. #279

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    The cutest red-head sitting on a toilet, toilet paper in hand. She is smiling in the picture!

    If I saw a camera in my bathroom, you'd better believe I wouldn't be smiling and we'd probably have to call a plumber when I flush the memory card.

    Oh, and this is a single male profile...

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    I saw on a local site today a series of provocative poses by a woman in a naughty schoolgirl outfit in an elementary classroom- legs spread wide on a little kid's chair, etc.
    Question 1- How in hell did they have the balls to take those pictures in that setting? Even if it's her classroom, which I would suppose it must be, how could they know that no-one else would be in the building?
    Question 2- If those pictures came to the attention of her employer, does she really think that her union would defend her when they fired her ass for conduct unbecoming a teacher? Because they will, and the union won't. After all, she is literally taking her lifestyle into the classroom. Boundaries, people.
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    Are we the only ones that prefer to see clothed vanilla pics? To us it gives you more of an idea of who they are. To just see some boobs or an ass in the air does not spark our interest. Sure, we have some risqué pics, but you don't get to see them until we meet. IMHO it screams "I have no class" to post public pics of just body parts.


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    To say they have no class may be a little harsh. I guess they're just more of exhibitionists than we are.

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    While reviewing and approving newly-uploaded pictures at the SLS Web site (it's tough duty, but somebody has to do it) I have seen my share of picture no-no's. But I have noticed a recent resurgence in a time-honored way of perpetrating a fraud: to take a digital photo of an image that is displayed on a computer monitor. My guess is that in certain cases the criminal is not able to copy-save the image he is going to pass off as his own, does not know how to accomplish a "screen capture" or lacks the knowledge for using image editing software so takes the lazy route.

    In the old days of raster video, the fraud would be very evident. The completely different scan and image-refresh rates of a computer monitor would cause distinctive diagonal streaks in the image captured by the digital camera. I once even saw the image of the cameraman's glasses as a refection on the glass of the cathode-ray tube (I guess he forgot to turn the room lights off before snapping the picture). But recently, LCD and LED screens can be photographed and the resultant image will not have the tell-tale residual of raster, refresh or blanking interval.

    There remain, none-the-less, some hints in the image. Examine a profile image for these:

    - An overall "greenish" appearance in the image
    - A "reddish" halo in the middle of the image
    - Gradation of color temperature or "warmth" that changes gradually from the top of the image to the bottom.
    - An area of the image that appears in-focus while another areas appears slightly out-of focus.
    - An image that appears "keystoned" -- objects in the image do not seem to have the vanishing-point-at-infinity that normal vision has.

    Of course there are the obvious give-aways such as seeing the frame of the monitor at the edges of the image. One was so bad that I was able to read the brand name of the monitor appearing at the upper-left of the frame. SLS does not want its picture reviewers to judge on the authenticity of an image. They just want to know if it is G-rated, PG-rated, or X-rated. So I must reluctantly let these the bullshit pictures pass.
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  9. #284

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    SLS does not want its picture reviewers to judge on the authenticity of an image. They just want to know if it is G-rated, PG-rated, or X-rated. So I must reluctantly let these the bullshit pictures pass.
    For these types of photos or any that question the validilty of I hit the dont know button and let an employee make the call.

    For another site that I judge pics for they have a much more open choice as far as content goes but any pic that does not appear original or has any text even the screen name, gets tossed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSwingerSet View Post
    For these types of photos or any that question the validity of I hit the don't know button and let an employee make the call.

    For another site that I judge pics for they have a much more open choice as far as content goes but any pic that does not appear original or has any text even the screen name, gets tossed.
    I don't mean to make too fine a point about it but at SLS, if you hit the "I don't know" button, the system simply counts your vote as "no opinion" and gives attention to the votes that the other members make. The next time you turn on SLS and use the "Unapproved Pictures" link, you will get a report as to what the final outcome of the voting was. The only reasons for an SLS Webmaster to make a judgment on a picture are that you challenge to result of a vote (I Disagree) or a member senses something fishy in a profile and makes a "report".

    My complaint about these attempts at fraud is not a complaint about the SLS system. I'm confident that the SLS Webmasters have considered that taking a picture off of a monitor screen is not always an attempt at fraud. The possibility, although small, still exists that it is the member's actual image on that screen and the member is simply dumb. I also believe that the SLS Webmasters are working on an assumption that the majority of members are sophisticated enough to know not to try to make a date with computer screen. No systems is perfect and the fraud is sometimes, unhappy, successful.
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    Yesterday as I was perving pics on a profile on the site we use.... I was going damn...these are some hot pics.. Then I got to the anal folder,let's just say that the lady needed to clean up in that area before engaging in anal.. Nothing like a pic of a guys dick coming out covered with,well you get the picture

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    Quote Originally Posted by CandyCane View Post
    . . . ,well you get the picture
    Great. Now I can't get the image out of my mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CandyCane View Post
    Yesterday as I was perving pics on a profile on the site we use.... I was going damn...these are some hot pics.. Then I got to the anal folder,let's just say that the lady needed to clean up in that area before engaging in anal.. Nothing like a pic of a guys dick coming out covered with,well you get the picture
    And just for that image... I give you what has been dubbed "The funniest thread ever".
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    Here's a pet peeve of mine: single male profiles with lots of action shots of women, faces fully visible, giving him a blow job. I always assume that those women do not know that they are being used to advertise his prowess to other women and couples. It's a fast way for me to winnow out the undesirables, but I still feel sorry for said women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB&J View Post
    Here's a pet peeve of mine: single male profiles with lots of action shots of women, faces fully visible, giving him a blow job. I always assume that those women do not know that they are being used to advertise his prowess to other women and couples. It's a fast way for me to winnow out the undesirables, but I still feel sorry for said women.
    my wife's reaction to such profiles as you describe has sometimes been, "appears he's having plenty enough fun without me and will need none of my attention."
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    Do not include farm animals in your profile pictures....
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    My wife and just weren't sure at first what kind of pictures to put up, so we kinda made the same mistakes people talk about seeing on other profiles. However, after just a couple nights of browsing, we figured out real quick what mattered to us in pics and quickly adjusted out pics so that if we ran across us, we would find everything we wanted in the pictures available. I think most people have a hard time doing that for some reason.

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    The ones pass over because of pictures is the ones where the profile says they are a couple and the ONLY pics are of the guy. We ran across one recently where the guy was laying in bed, partially clothed and laying beside him with her back to the camera looked like the sleeping female of the couple. I think he was trying to take a quick snapshot before she could wake up because the expression on his face was kinda an oh shit what if she sees the flash look. Not sexy. We always bypass the dick pic only profiles too.

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    We have found on the swinger sights SLS/SZC, that even though they are a couple and pictures indicate they are. We end up getting an email that the female is not interested and the male wonders if we are open to him joining us.

    So now we wonder if they are fakes or is the female think we are ugly. We lean more towards fakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bryonboru View Post
    We have found on the swinger sights SLS/SZC, that even though they are a couple and pictures indicate they are. We end up getting an email that the female is not interested and the male wonders if we are open to him joining us.

    So now we wonder if they are fakes or is the female think we are ugly. We lean more towards fakes.
    We have seen the same thing on AFF. There was this one guy, who I almost knew from the start was not going to turn out to be real. He was my age, 36, but his "wife" was 28. 28 was already the absolute youngest that we had discussed we would consider meeting up with, so we were iffy at the start to begin with, then see the difference in their age. We ended up messaging them anyway, because we were not having a lot of luck online at that point and found them both attractive so we decided, why not, it can't hurt. We ended up chatting on kik with them a couple nights and she barely even talked at all. She did say stuff now and then, or if asked something directly, but did not seem to really be there. So that was kinda clue 2 at that point. Then, on night I logged on to the site and happened to notice "they" were broadcasting a live cam, so I decided to check it out. It was just him, sitting there in a chair jacking off. No her at all. Messaged them on kik and got a response back, just sitting at home hanging out with each other. Then, a little while after that we got the message that she was not interested, but he would love to come and join us in a threesome.

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