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What is your Penis name ?

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Why do men name their penises?

 

Because they cannot stand to have strangers control their lives.

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Herman.

 

Not to be confused with Her Man, although I suppose you could argue that my cock is in fact "Her Man" and sometimes "His Man" depending on who might be playing at the time.

 

And although Herman is not a "detachable penis" he can and will play on his own.

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My wife calls my penis Cock. I know it’s not original, IT IS HOT. I love when she says let me have your cock.

We do have a name for her toy. We didn’t make it up, we heard it from someone else. We call it BOB, for Battery Operated Boyfriend. We have had many nights with Bob

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I was into Sex in the City when we met and, with my first husband's and others' I had given them names. When I saw this one, “Big” came to mind, the name the girls hand assigned to the star’s boyfriend, Mr. Big.

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George.

 

Ecause there wan an old Bugs Bunny cartoon where the snow monster adopted Bugs. When he picked him up he said,”I will pet you, I will stroke you, I will love you, and I will call you George.”

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