Toad Penis

Is there anything wrong with Toad Penis. Stormy Daniels just described the shape of the First Penis. I have my own pet names for some penises I have been with. Mushroom head is probably the most fun to play with even if it is smaller than average. When giving head to a big mushroom, I can have fun making a popping noise sort of what you can do with a tootsie roll pop.

Then there is the Fireman, again with a bigger head but it’s shaped like a fireman with a helmet. Again it’s can be fun running my tongue around it.

Mr. Banana has a curve to it. It might have a fire helmet but to me it is curved with a smaller head.

Pencil dick is long and narrow. Maybe not that long but the tip is sort of pointy.

A Danny DeVito is a dick that is short but stocky. I have no idea what Danny DeVito’s dick looks like but this is shaped more like his body.

The Builder has a hammer like Penis. Sort of a mushroom but different. A head bigger than the length.

The Farmer grows a carrot. Thinner on the top and thicker at the base.

The Hulk is bigger but more importantly it has veins popping out. For me when I see Hulk I am usually wanting to see what it can do.

Superman is not because of size or hardness, it’s more for the S shape or one that bends one way then another way.

For me the excitement of meeting a new partner includes the few moments when I get that first look. Giving names is just fun to me and Mike and I have fun talking about after.

As Mister Spock would say, “fascinating.” I enjoy this kind of insight into a female mind. I suspect that if any women of my acquaintance have been categorizing my penis in this way, they have mercifully refrained from speaking it out loud.

As Mister Spock would say, “fascinating.” I enjoy this kind of insight into a female mind. I suspect that if any women of my acquaintance have been categorizing my penis in this way, they have mercifully refrained from speaking it out loud.

What a wonderful response. Yes, truly "fascinating" insight, and I so agree with you, SW PA, "mercifully refrained". I'm not cut, so would the description include "wearing a hoodie?"

What a wonderful response. Yes, truly "fascinating" insight, and I so agree with you, SW PA, "mercifully refrained". I'm not cut, so would the description include "wearing a hoodie?"

Peek a Boo. If you are uncircumcised you can still fall into one of the other names. Just do you know I don’t make comments to anyone I’m with. It is mostly in my head and what I say to Mike later on. I have never been mean to someone for being small. I have given Wows and OMG. By the way, there are worse things than being undersized.

Loved your definitions!! Mrs Doc has yet to forgive me for a night where we met a couple, really enjoyed their company socially and went home to get busy. His wife and I had a blast, he really liked Mrs Doc but she discovered that his dick was very short with a head like a small mushroom cap that she later referred to it as "stubby". She was nice to him, got him off, but his dick was so small that he barely penetrated her.

Peek a Boo. If you are uncircumcised you can still fall into one of the other names. Just do you know I don’t make comments to anyone I’m with. It is mostly in my head and what I say to Mike later on. I have never been mean to someone for being small. I have given Wows and OMG. By the way, there are worse things than being undersized.

The people on this board are consistently polite, helpful and clever. Your descriptions were all of the above. You are all fantastic, and Tricia, you are superb.

This is hilarious. I think Stormy Daniels has used these names. Okay the only name I heard my wife and her friends use was The Arm. I think it can be intimidating when your wife refers tho another man as The Arm. We play with friends and the only other people we have played with are people our friends know. We were going to our friend’s house and the women were talking and giggling about The Arm. It even got me wondering about him. At the party my wife, being the one never to see this new friend. The evening started with everyone watching her reaction and my reaction to watching her. He was porn big and the name was perfect. The Arm.

As a guy this thread makes me feel like a cut of meat attached to a swinging penis...And I'm totally OK with that

Just for fun a quote from the movie Varsity Blues. "The male erection? Pitchin a tent, sportin the wood, the icicle has formed, the march is on, stiff, stiffie, Me. Mortis, rigor mortise has set in, flesh rocket, Jacks magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. mushroom head, purple headed yogurt slinger and Pedro.