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Weird swinger rule: No foul language

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"Please, no foul language." They say. Oh kaaay... no problem? (I think to myself, "Shit, this is going to be tough for me!")

On the date, I was getting playfully teased by the girl.

 

Me, playful - "You fuckin' with me girl?" (*record rip sound*)

Her, serious - "You just said a bad word."

Me, hat in hand - "I sure did. Sorry, it's a bad habit. Please, no offense."

Her, stern, smiling - "It's ok."

 

It was clear I had just offended her, and I had been warned. It's ok, it turned out to be a fun little date. I was extra careful not to swear again, and looks like we'll be having fun with them soon. But whooo boy, this is gonna be tough during playtime! Anyone else have hangups about cussing?

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sometimes you just have to say what the f..... I've never run into that issue but if someone's talk was constant (like every sentence) foul language we would probably pass.

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Some people don't care for cursing, but few are that adamant about it. I had a close swinger friend get pissed at me for dropping a goddamit in conversation once. Fortunately I rarely use it, as Fuck is a more versatile and fun word, and she was cool with that. ;)

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I really try not make pets out of peeves (I prefer dogs), but I'm pretty adamant about the social rules that adults are allowed to set for other adults. As in, it's mostly not okay.

 

I'm glad you had a fun date, but I would have walked.

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Fuck is by far the most versatile word in the English language. It would be so very hard to not use it.

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haha, mrs. digs and I really have potty mouths. They would not have liked us. I blame my bad habits being in the military for 15 years. She's just a bad girl...j/k ;)

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You guys are awesome! This is why I like this board... comparing notes. So I guess I'm not the only one who thought "no-cussing" was a kinda weird for adult swingers. Lol, I love people... it's awesome!

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I think I would have bypassed this one or at least had a serious talk first about unrealistic expectations.

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I did ask tonight... The girl homeschools her kids...has some kind of deep fear that her children would be poisoned ir something by swears...so she erraticated it from her world....entirely i guess. By evenings end, no play. Seems cursing was only the tip of a bigger dramatic iceberg in this couples seriously FUCKED world. Oops, did I cusss? Lol!

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When I curse, it is usually out if frustration or anger so when we were pregnant with our first child, I worked hard on not cursing and controlling my temper. I still don't curse but I know that we let words like crap, hell, dumb, and etc. out without thinking about it. If anything, our oldest admonishes us if we say a bad word (like stupid) and then we apologize. Overall, we don't curse but we don't have a problem if others do as long as it's not in front of the kids. Just as my creative writing instructor said, some cussing in writing is acceptable to make a point but gratuatious cursing loses it's punch and becomes ridiculous because it sounds as if the writer/speaker does not have a large enough vocabulary to adequately express themselves. As for this couple you mentioned, if we saw it on a profile we probably would have passed.

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hmmm, I understand not using profanity excessively, but the situation was sex, and you can't use the f word?! I would've broken that rule but it's with the biggest compliment because i only use it if the sex was really amazing.:blush:

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I'd walk away, quickly, from that one. Quite aside from the fact that PB can't go two sentences without using a "bad" word.

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Wow, that kind of reminds me of a no kissing rule. I'm pretty sure that Dave and I would've walked as well.

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The Ms. and I must be extremely unintelligent then because we swear a lot. Though I do disagree with cussing in front of kids, but why would that be an issue when you're looking for another couple to fuck?

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Cool that this forum is still rolling along! Well people have asked for details, and well.... if you must know (omg of course, here you go guys, my pleasure to share)...

 

Details details...

 

We meet in public (local fair). Attractive nice people! Country folk to be sure, not to pushy or anything etc. Watch the fireworks, no real touchy feely action at all really. He touched Bri's side. Lol. We go to the bar for some spicy conversation on how they frequent local clubs and have major action (kewl for them!). It's getting late, so goodnight, see you tomorrow for dinner at our place. Hug goodbye. Well alright, no sweat, kinda off-ish on the contact, but whatever maybe that's the way it is with them?

 

Next visit our place. Sloooow texters. Like 30 min between replies. late by 2 hours. We already ate, but they hadn't and what we had ready was cold. So they ordered pizza. So we play euchre, and they picked themselves as partners. First time for us swingers to not have playmate partners? yea, that was off, but alright why not. They kicked our ass badly at cards. But that's partly because I started to loose my will to win when they began discussing their sexual adventures.

 

Why would that be a bad topic? Well, these two are longtime sweethearts from highschool and now in mid thirties. And apparently she has a very keen memory about their first swinging play time way back in college days. With a raised eyebrow and a cold steely eyed look staring down her man, she told us how everything was great until he "just had to jump her friend". A pregnant pause as our two euchre partners appear to have hit a bad note. But then she pops back in with a smile over to Bri

 

"But... *sigh* that's the past and we're moving on of course," she says

But he retorts with "Of course! Just like you moved on with (dude name) and then over with (other dude name)!"

 

Uh oh. I am now standing. They have to go now. But I am noticing that she is now standing and leaning over to Bri taking her to the kitchen. Lord... ok so I take a smoke break outside with our gentleman's guest. You can imagine this conversation. (To my readers, I'll answer your questions, but I won't give everything away right here. Ask if you want.)

 

Going back inside, women smiling and having a drink. The room has lightened a bit, and well... I'm still done with these two, but what the hell, I figure we let her finish this drink and we'll be polite and call it.

 

We find out that in these last few minutes about their club adventures. I couldn't wait to hear about this! Apparently, has her way with any willing man she wants there, but he may not touch or proposition the girls. I am beside myself.

 

"Well, why did you answer our MW4MW?" I ask.

"We're taking it slow, and I think in time we will be ready for it once we get to know you better", he says.

 

Dear reader, I understand this mentality to a point. But roping us into drama territory and wasting time on a Saturday isn't our cup of tea. It is now time to bid each other good night. As politely as possible.

 

A few terse texts from him came in after a few days wondering what was up, and I politely wished them luck saying we're probably not a good fit. A pout and a goodbye.

 

So that's the full story gang. Whaddya think?

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Erm, I think she has enough control issues to put her in the cuckoo for cocoa puffs category and you're well out of it, but that's just me. :)

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Ugh. This makes me glad that we haven't done much meet-for-dinner stuff with other couples.

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