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Zoe&Wash

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About Zoe&Wash

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    Swingers Board Addict
  • Birthday 07/05/1970

Personal Info

  • Relationship Status
    Ecstatically Married
  • Location
    Just above the frost line
  • Interests
    Gardening, Hanging out in the Tiki Hut, Trap & Target shooting, Singing (her), Trivia, Travel, Camping, Etc.
  • Occupation
    Legal Professionals
  • Swinging Experience
    We've bent a number of rules, broke fewer.
  • Anniversary
    7/5/1997

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  • SLS Name
    Zoe_Wash97

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  1. We could do something akin to that to our guest bedroom on the first floor, but then we'd have to stop using it as giant closet. Good idea, though, we'll keep it in mind.
  2. My 2¢ here - take it for what it's worth. Some of the best sex we've ever had in our 28 year relationship has happened in just the last few weeks. Yesterday after work was off the freaking charts for both of us. There are ups and downs, and if you feel like the downs are impossible to overcome, you may with to speak to a counselor or therapist about it.
  3. Well, we're empty nesters now (finally), so a pole wouldn't be a major issue except for there not being any room in it, and neither of us in any shape to be swinging around on it.
  4. "Dad, can I borrow your corded drill and a 3/16ths inch auger bit? No, thanks, I can handle this myself."
  5. Oh yeah, made that decision in 1994, with a waterbed, then upgraded to a decent mattress about ten years ago that was made to fit the existing frame.
  6. Okay, first post here since 2011. Things got strange, then they got terrifying, then strange again, and now back to some normalcy. But that's a subject for a different post. What is the best thing that y'all have done TO the bedroom to enhance your sex life? We have a giant California king that takes up most of our bedroom, and I've added some screw eyes into the sides for some light B&D, but that's about it. Since our most exciting sex seems to take place during the day, we're looking into some blackout curtains, and I've got a notion about some mood lights around and under the bed (LEDs most likely). Any thoughts about some DIY projects that will spice up the bedroom?
  7. A) I love the insight that engineers have into their shared psyches. Few professions are aware of their obsession like engineers are. Revel in it, StuckinOH, you folks will solve all our problems one day. B) Yeah, it could be just that, a fantasy. Probably not the answer you were looking for, but there it is. I find myself often times put into positions where my fantasy could be played out, if I had the gumption to be forward about it and go after it - and I'm in a profession that's well regarded for forwardness. In the end, I have to admit to myself that these fantasies are just that. I will probably never seriously hit on my vanilla buddy's MILF-y wife no matter how drunk and flirty she gets. I would love to, and I've shared the fantasy with Z, and she's all in for it, but in the end, it remains just that. What's important is that her fantasies appear to fuel your sex life and aren't a hindrance to it. Let her fantasies continue to feed your sex life and enjoy that benefit of it. It isn't really a problem in need of a solution unless she says so. W
  8. I can't speak for the OP, but I can assure you that I do not have an implant. Hell, even if they wanted to put one in me, they couldn't find me, what with all the tinfoil I keep around my head. Thanks for your concern. On an unrelated note, we did go out for dinner, she came back to our place, took one look at the floor and told us that was definitely not her problem. W
  9. I had much the same thing happen to me at the hardware store today as I was exchanging the Squar Buff floor sander for the Drum Sander because the varnish on our floor was thicker than we thought. Turns out the drum sander wasn't much better, as the varnish just melts to the sandpaper and then gets redistributed to the rest of the floor. Either we're hiring someone to do it for us or we're spending the rest of the year on our hands and knees sanding the floor with 36 grit paper. Anyways, my wife has breasts and she was sanding with me. So it was pretty much the same. Tomorrow the gf is coming over and maybe we'll make a strip stripping game out of it. Probably not. We'll just take her out to dinner and have sex with her afterwards. You had a better time at the mall than I had at the hardware store. Let us know what happens. W
  10. We had one of these a few years ago - we thought we were going to 'party' with them, but instead we ended up partying with them. We'd secured a small play kit in our bag just in case, but we never needed it. Because we hadn't gotten our hopes up too much, we still had a good time. And she made awesome pecan encrusted french toast for breakfast. W!
  11. I might actually start asking the Finnlanders and Swedes up here, "We're going out for fish fry, y'all wanna come along with?" and see what the result is. Oh, yes, and the other posters are right about this problem. This might work for some, but YMMV, and it's a pretty high cost to pay if you're wrong. W
  12. "You" is still singular e.g. "I want you to go down on me." as opposed to the plural "I want y'all to go down on me." I believe that when you say "I want all y'all to go down on me" you are by nature including everyone in the club, room, choir, etc. to go down on you. By restricting it to just the second person plural, you're still delineating a select group of oral sex enthusiasts. In this thread, I believe it would be proper to say to the couple, "We're watching y'all's trainwreck in progress." W
  13. Think back to when you and your wife started down this path - was this an eventuality that you ever foresaw as a problem? Nobody does. The lesson here would be to lower your expectations, but you probably knew that already. Buy some Ritalin off the neighbor's kid, spike the punch, see if it helps. No, don't do that. That's illegal. W
  14. I'm pretty sure I cracked a rib coming down on my side during an MFF a few weeks ago. She was pretty cool about it. Also, she ended up with bruises on her wrists so it all worked out in the end. Zoe thought it was pretty funny, of course, she had to listen to me groaning each time I got out of bed for the next two weeks. W
  15. I've lived in half a mess of states. Only in the upper midwest is is permissible to end a sentence with the preposition "with". Someone outside of MN/WI might call me out on this one. I still haven't given up on "y'all" since living in GA, FL, VA and LA because if there's one thing that English needs, it's a usable second person plural - so personal experience might trump geographical existence. If this thing happens, please let us know if it goes trainwreck or not. Inquiring minds want to know. W
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