Lotolaffs

Two people, my best friend's wife, and an old gay man in Maui. It's a long story...

Anal staining? I can foresee a new cosmetic line for Maybelline. Maybe they can get Rula Lenska to be a spokeswomen: RULA: "Don't hate me because I have anal stains!" /// I just hope they don't do testing on monkey butts. That's so inhumane!

Thanks for the positive review LM, we're gushing all over. The Lotolaffs.

OK, we're game. Take a look at ours: lotolaffs swinglifestyle.com Thank you for your interest.

Two things come to mind: Nice couples who you finally meet in person , then turn out to be Amway salesmen. Having your first sexual experience with a couple, then finding ear wax, in places ear wax isn't supposed to be. Otherwise, we're pretty fearless.

Yes I'm surprised, because I always felt that I was heading down the path of being a cheater. It was the fortunate experience of Mrs. Lotolaffs' first lesbian kiss two years ago, that set the wheels in motion towards swinging. And have there been any regrets? Hell, no! Despite any social stigma, I sure would rather be a swinger than an adulterer. I can sleep at night, but I don't know how the half of married couples who cheat can.

Regarding jewelry: We have noticed that when someone wears a bone through their nose, they tend to be cannibals. Never offer head to a headhunter..... Lotolaffs

Well, although Ms Lotolaffs is drop-dead gorgeous, I am a 45 year old 6ft-6in shaved-bald man who looks like Luc Picard from Star Trek (not the Klingon). And I said to myself "What woman would find me attractive?". As it turns out, enough! Not all, but enough. That's one of the wonderful things about the lifestyle, you can get reaffirmation about yourself, in ways you won't normally find in the vanilla world. Do you all want to know who we think the least sexy people are to us? The beautiful people, who know they are beautiful. Haven't met a Ken and Barbie yet that was worth their weight in Wilma and Freds. Lotolaffs