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Which cartoon couple would be swingers?

Which cartoon couple is most likely to be swingers?  

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  1. 1. Which cartoon couple is most likely to be swingers?

    • Home and Marge Simpson - The Simpsons
      78
    • Peter and Lois Griffin - Family Guy
      257
    • George and Jane Jetson - The Jetsons
      113
    • Fred and Wilma Flintstone - The Flintstones
      282
    • Hank and Peggy Hill - King of the Hill
      75
    • Popeye and Olive Oyl - Popeye
      31
    • Other (posted in comments)
      26


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Okay, here's a poll for you guys.

 

Which animated fictional cartoon couple would most likely secretly be swingers?

 

Home and Marge Simpson - The Simpsons

 

Peter and Lois Griffin - Family Guy

 

George and Jane Jetson - The Jetsons

 

Fred and Wilma Flintstone - The Flintstones

 

Hank and Peggy Hill - King of the Hill

 

Popeye and Olive Oyl - Popeye

 

And, of course, "Other" (post your vote for couple in the boards)

 

So... the question is... if these were real people, who would you most likely expect to meet at your local club and/or lifestyles convention? :claps:

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I have to agree with MeowKitty! I'd bet that Barney Rubble has had his face between Wilma's legs and Betty Rubble has had her mouth over Fred's dino-dick!

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Both couples from the Flintstones were definately swinging together.

 

And Peter & Lois.... oh yeah... we already know they were into BDSM. I'm so glad they are bringing that show back.

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I cast my vote for Peter and Lois Griffin from Family Guy. We already know from the Screwed the Pooch episode that Peter is not Lois' real father and they're into BDSM play.

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Fred, Wilma, Barney, and Betty --- NO DOUBT! (like BamBam was really adopted -- we all know Fred and Betty made that one. And Pebbles with that hair -- 'fess up Wilma!)

 

Peter and Lois --- Oh yeah - twice a week.

Homer and Marge -- nah.... :)

 

Ned and Maude Flanders -- MFM with Rev. Tim Lovejoy (his ole lady doesn't have a clue -- she's too busy with that other guy...)

 

Yogi Bear, girlfriend Cindy Bear and BooBoo Bear... why not?

Mickey and Minnie Mouse -- no way!

Donald and Daisy -- he likes to watch...

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Both Rocky and Bullwinkle have indicated on several occasions that their nemesis, Boris and Natasha are into the the "lifestyle". Jessica Rabbit is their elusive bi-female.

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Peter and Lois all the way.. Lois... Mmmmm. Oh wait, it's a cartoon isn't it.

 

Woah, sorry for the thread revival, didn't realise it was so old when I voted!! :eek:

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Fred & Wilma baby

Jumping the rock fence to get at Betty, she's a screamer.

Wilma really likes the way Barney gives oral as he keeps chuckling.

Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk.

:lol::):lol::):lol: facelick

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I went with Peter and Lois. No doubt. It isn't really a couple, but Carl from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" (Sunday nights on Adult Swim (cartoon network, for those that don't know) is definitely down.

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Bender, Fry, and Lela from Futurama. Come on, now. Lela never goes ANYWHERE without Bender and Fry. And that name. Bender? Really now. Then the crazy starship captain that never wears pants, the planet of Amazon women, and many other episodes I can't remember straight (not enough coffee)

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I think it is the Simpsons! Why may you ask? Well......I have this little hobby. :rolleyes: I like to collect weird, funny Hentai that I find on the net or in magazines! (Hentai being dirty cartoons) I know, I know....but hey, I can't help myself! It's fun! I also have a large collection of erotica, some of which have some of our favorite cartoon peeps in interesting stories! Anyway....

 

Well, there is by far much more Simpsons than Flintstone's toons in the dirty cartoon realm! There are quite a bit of Jetsons as well but not as much.

 

Out of all of the toon hentai that I have seen the Simpsons just seem to be the most natural and enjoying themselves! Homer and Marge can't get enough of each other! Or the Flanders! ;) And as a rabid Simpsons fan I can name numerous episode were they were caught in the middle of play! (Remember the one with the naked swimming pool party with the police helicopter?!)

 

Fred, in my opinion is a little too uptight to be a swinger. Always grumpy. Ain't getting it enough! Barney on the other hand...... Have you noticed that He and Betty are always smiling and giggling!?

 

I would also vote for the folks in the Mystery Machine as being travelling swingers! Scooby and the gang have to be going somewhere, right? Two couples, with Velma being obviously bi......well, you get the picture!

 

No, I think it is the Simpsons. Imagine Homer and Marge in ecstasy......

Homer: "D'oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!"

Marge: "Oh, Hoooommmmeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

 

:lol:

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What about the gang from Scooby-Doo? What do you think that van was all about?

 

Peter and Lois seem to be mismatched enough to accurately represent many of the swinger couples we have met in real life! :lol:

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I would have to go with Lois & Peter. BTW, is there a poll for which sitcom TV couple would be swingers? Our vote would definitely be for Morticia & Gomez Addams! That would be a freaky couple to hook up with huh?

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Marge and Homer -- Homer just loves to be Nekkid and Remember that epeisode where they were trying to spice up their sex life at the Mini-golf??

 

Come to think of it there was another episode too with Paul Harvey's guide to good sex ...

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finally and serious poll ( lol ) my vote is on mickey & minnie with donald and daisy mostly minnie and daisy are definately bi .

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I would definitely have to say Peter & Lois...they are just everyday people (in as much as an animated couple can be :lol: )

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It has to be the Flintstones.... a guy yelling yabadabbadoo can only be a swinger!

 

I was gonna say George and Betty of the "Flintstones". He was always smiling and had that goofy laugh. Fred was always yelling at something. That would be scary!

 

"WIL-MAAAA...I CAN'T GET IT UP!!!" :lol:

 

Male D

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We always just assumed the Flintstones and Rubbles were closet swingers... but Marge and Homer look like they'd enjoy a threesome, and I bet Peter and Lois would go for a swap. Now wouldn't that be one heck of a party? :lol::lol::lol:

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Okay, it has to be Peggy Hill with Hank, Bomhauer, Dale and Bill in a gang bang. Whenever Hank is in the Alley talking about Peggy, the other three have a longing look on their faces! Even Dale sometimes. And lets not forget John Redcorn, Nancy Dribble, and the Cons. I think Mrs. Con would be a great Master!

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If anyone has children under ten (and cable), this will make perfect sense to you -

 

Timmy Turner's Mom and Dad from Fairly Oddparents on Nickelodeon

 

Dig it:

 

* They're always leaving him with that hideous babysitter.

 

* They, especially Mom, are unusually buff for cartoon parents. Nothing against Betty, Velma, Marge or Lois - Timmy's Mom is a babe.

 

* They have the lamest excuses possible for where they're going - some festival or carnival that is either utterly ludicrous or completely impossible - but gets them out of the house for an entire evening or weekend.

 

* Dad's unusual hatred for his neighbor Dinkelburg - a threesome gone horribly wrong?

 

* Never beyond arm's reach from each other for any length of time.

 

* So consumed by the lifestyle that they're completely unaware that their son has not one, but two fairy godparents in his room.

 

I'll believe that Timmy has fairy godparents, but I won't believe for a minute that those two don't have an SLS profile.

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Shaggy and Velma swing. Fred and Daphne haven't got a clue. They are so vanilla.

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The Flintstones had to be swinging with the Rubbles.

 

But I think Bugs Bunny was bi: you saw him every now and then with an attractive female rabbit, but he was always singing show tunes and kissing his hunting buddy, Elmer.

 

:lol:

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Shaggy and Velma swing. Fred and Daphne haven't got a clue. They are so vanilla.

Didn't you know? Velma's a lesbian.

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Didn't you know? Velma's a lesbian.

 

Actually, she's bi. Telling guys she's a lesbian is just her way of letting them down easy.

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I voted for the Flintstones too. Just too much going on there to not have anything going on there. Popeye and Bluto never got the idea of sharing--even with all the hints and overt guidance Olive Oyle was trying to give them. The up tight couples like the Hills could never get started. The Griffins, I'll bet Lois is good for a romp but Peter would just fuck it up. We already know the Simpsons are into public sex, but they have too much trouble relating to other people. Now I could see the Jetsons buzzing out for a night at the club too, two or three healthy studs working on very enthusiastic Jane while George chats on with his buddies about sprockets . . . Maybe this is a slice out of my own vivid imagination. Jane, cyber me . . .

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No, Hank and Peggy Hill. In thirty years of doing this, it has always floored me that the Hank and Peggy's of this world turn out to be the lewdest, behind closed doors swingers, and if that isn't enough, let's do it with Halloween masks on too and where do you keep the KY warming gel.

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Gotta be Hank & Peggy Hill. They even had an episode where Dale thought Hank propostioned him & Nancy to swing. Hank told Peggy and she said, "Swing with Dale & Nancy? Huh-uh, no way. Who is the clear winner in that scenario? Dale of course!" LOL

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admiral55 said:
No, Hank and Peggy Hill. In thirty years of doing this, it has always floored me that the Hank and Peggy's of this world turn out to be the lewdest, behind closed doors swingers, and if that isn't enough, let's do it with holloween masks on too and where do you keep the KY warming gel.

It's always the ones you least expect. That's why Underdog and Sweet Polly Purebread get my vote. There is something wrong about a couple that are that good and that pure.. It's a front.

 

My second vote goes to the Flintstones.. Ya know those modern couples living in tract house developments in the 'burbs! It never fails.

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I thought for sure everyone would say,"The Simpson", hands down. Marge is quite the freak, especially when she got drunk. Lois was more of a mother with great morals.Even though she did undress alot in the cartoon. That one episode when she was going to do the nerd guy, I also said she was a freak, but it was for her daughter.

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It is Olive Oyl and Popeye. It is obvious that threesomes including Brutus give Olive Oye that beautiful feeling of being sandwitched between 2 very stong and horny dudes. Popeye eats spinach so his dick stays hard.

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Zoe&Wash said:
If anyone has children under ten (and cable), this will make perfect sense to you -

 

Timmy Turner's Mom and Dad from Fairly Oddparents on Nickelodeon

 

Makes perfect sense.

Let's not forget Dexter's parents.

 

I also wonder about Hugh and Judy Neutron, and those Wild Thornberrys.

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Tarzan and Jane are deffinately King and Queen of the swingers. Those guys were always monkeying around.

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There is a family guy episode which ends with Peter trying to set up a swap with a cuban couple in a life raft.

 

I think they also had one where it came out Peter wasn't Megs real father, though I didn't see it.

 

Family guy for sure.

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I have to go with fred and Wilma as well after all all they have to climb through the window when kids are sleeping to have fun ::P:

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I think Fred Flintstone and Betty Rubble would be swingers, although Pebbles and Bambam would now be in the swinging age group...

 

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I think Jessica Rabbit and that girl that rides the mechanical frog.

I think it is a frog. :confused:

 

I don't think I have to explain that one but if I do let me know.

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BettyAnnMBSC said:

Ned and Maude Flanders -- MFM with Rev. Tim Lovejoy (his ole lady doesn't have a clue -- she's too busy with that other guy...)

Heh heh heh. Almost right. It would be MMF with the Rev. :lol:

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