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amid last won the day on October 2 2010

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About amid

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  • Birthday 11/16/1960

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    couple
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    Under our roof
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  • Swinging Experience
    4 Years

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  1. I like them both... but for now prefer hairless. A big bush is like a treat of forbidden fruit when had every so often. Quick story. About 6 or more years ago my wife did not shave. I asked her is she would and she cited that she would be too embarrassed when at the Gynecologists for her exams and such... so gradually over the next year, she (with a light bit of prodding from me) went from bush to trimmed to finally bald. After the initial "embarrassment" of being bald she got used to it... recently for something different I asked her if she would grow back a full bush. She didn't want to do it for fear of being embarrassed at the Dr's come check up time! How about that for a complete turnabout!
  2. Ok, someone hit the "Troll" button.. How to identify a Troll Most people who identify as a troll are, unsurprisingly, 12 year old kids with nothing of value to contribute, people angered by a ban, or users upset that no one pays attention to them. As expected, the only harm they do is make themselves look like idiots. Typically their posts are overly abusive, conspicuous and badly written. The topics are generally well known to be abused by Trolls and the poster would never be able to pass for genuinely interested in their question because of it. A good troll on the other hand is usually extremely difficult to out: knowing what they’re doing, they are able to bluff through a whole argument, giving the impression that they’re truly interested in the topic while watching the whole community go down on the thread in a mass of flame wars, ad hominem attacks and much generally much anger.
  3. Once a cucumber becomes a pickle it can never become a cucumber again!
  4. At their house.. We had been talking about swapping/swinging with friends of ours for some time.. flirting, teasing and such. We never thought it would happen. Well one night they invited us over for a few drinks. After a few drinks and conversation the other wife asked my wife to go downstairs (family room in basement) to show her some pics of their kids on their computer while I stayed up and chatted with the husband. After quite some time I said to him "what do you think they could be up to?" to which he replied "maybe you'd better go have a look".. well when I walked downstairs I saw my wife leaning back on the sofa and his wife on her knees going to town. The look on my wife's face was priceless, she was in heaven.. The site of that and the other wife's naked body pointing my way was all I could take. Seconds later my clothes were off and we were having a threesome. Turns out this was all planned by our friends! He joined us after a bit and we all had fun. Odd thing about that night though, I performed like a champ for quite some time but never did cum with them. Later that night my wife and I had intercourse 4 separate times with climaxes each time. To date nothing has topped that first time.
  5. Situation or no situation.. We both think there is an unwritten rule of etiquette that should be observed all the times. He crossed a line he shouldn't have without asking permission first. He's the kid down the block that always comes in your house and goes right to your refridgerator and opens it to see what's to eat without asking. Manners are manners. Vanilla life and Swinglife will always be seperate for us. If anyone does anything to compromise that they are crossed off. As to the Starbuck situation above. If I were that Starbucks customer I would continue to come in and do what I always did without change UNLESS.. I was approached first by the employee that I knew from Swing Chat to acknowledge our outside connection. If I felt comforable enough to bring that connection over to the vanilla side then ok. Until that happened it would be business as usual without missing a beat.
  6. When I was a much younger man working as a bartender I had a customer that was in his 50's say to me one day.. "You know "Joe" as I've gotten to be over 50 I found out the other day I'm getting stronger as I get older.." So I continued to listen with interest.. "How so? I asked." "Well when I was in my teens I would get a hard on and I couldn't bend it with both hands if I wanted to. Now that I'm in my 50's I get an erection and can now bend it clean in half with just two fingers"! Well I'm 49 and thankfully I'm just as weak as I was when I was in my teens! (the names have been changed to protect the innocent, namely me)
  7. Not to get too far off the thread... BUT Remember your Dr. works for YOU... I don't care for a close-minded Dr. If your Doc won't explore reasonable alternatives for you consider finding another Dr. or a second opinion. Now back on Topic.
  8. To the original question. Canned answers are the best. No explanations. Hit the canned answer and it will send the message loud and clear that you are not interested.
  9. After 20 years marriage my wife fits... like that comfortable leather jacket that's broke in just right. It just feels like it belongs on you. She still makes me cum quicker and easier than anyone so she must be doing something right. Orally her talents are unequaled, she performs deepthroat effortlessly. The only rub, if there is one is that she can't get off from penetration. I've encouraged her to try Kegel's to see if that helps and other things like masturbating to no avail. Physiologically I guess she just can't get the stimulation from penetration. She loves receiving oral to climax, but that's the only way she can cum. Even that though brings on one really strong climax then that's it. Having a partner that can climax from penetration and or multiple times is always a real treat for me. But then so is a big piece of triple chocolate cake.. man it's great when you have it and think about it later but ya wouldn't want to give up a healthy diet to eat Triple Chocolate Cake everyday! ps I think if she reads this I'll be ok.
  10. I bought the magnums too.. they were $7.99 plus tax.. I heard that the tax were to keep them from coming off. (might be a bit painful though)..
  11. On someone else.. preferably someone I don't know.. I have two tattoo's that are over 30 years old. I got them before tattoo's were trendy like they are now. They are faded, larger and I just plain hate them. One thing the tattoo artist said to me then has proven to be true. They come with a lifetime guarantee, never to go away! Some days I like to see them on women, some days I think I'd love my wife to get one, most days I'm glad that's just a passing fantasy.
  12. NO pets, no way. No no no... No cats, No dogs, no hamsters or gerbils. Only pets in the bedroom better be a pussy or a cock and I don't mean the ones with fur or feathers.
  13. Reminds me of a little "ditty" from when I was a kid. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.. If it smells like fresh fish, eat all you wish.
  14. Sorry to have floored you. The original post was written with tongue in cheek. Sometimes having a more than slightly askew very dry sense of humor can be a handicap. Definitions... Vagina... it's the box a penis cums in.
  15. Don't like women with Strap-On's for some reason... can't explain why but it's a turn-off. Maybe it's some sort of deep-seated emotional thing that Dr. Freud could explain but it doesn't work for me. Any psychiatrists here? Don't know what the wife thinks on this subject. The double dildo is good. She's participated with that and we both liked it.
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