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Hapycmpr

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About Hapycmpr

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  • Birthday 06/27/1965

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  • Relationship Status
    Couple
  • Location
    Michigan
  • Interests
    camping
  • Occupation
    Undertaker
  • Swinging Experience
    12 years

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  • SLS Name
    happycmprs
  • Favorite Club(s)
    Cherry Lane Nudits Resort

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  1. I read the entire thread and didn't see much about going out. Spoo said something about Bob Evans if they were hung over...and Pretty Lady mentioned taking a walk up the road. But yes, what we make best are reservations. Now, if we're at the campground, that's another story. Coffee for starters, and then what ever our guests wanted (as long as we had it in the fridge). I will say this though...you have to be careful frying bacon or sausage if you're naked....
  2. Our SLS profile name is happycmprs Ya gotta love Crazy Girls....
  3. We were at a party last year where we met a couple who were from the same town my dad lives in. Kind of made THEM nervous, but we were ok. Just as we started feeling comfortable with each other and were about to head to a private room, the guy asks me if I know Bob (Names changed to protect the not-so-innocent.) Sure says I...Bob is one of my dad's best friends and owns a business in town. Why? How do you know Bob? He: Oh...I hang out with his son...he's my best friend. I: Why do you ask if I know Bob? He: Because he just walked through the door. Wow...small world. I admit...a friend of my dad's at a swing party...someone who used to bounce me on his knee when I was 4...kind of made me feel really wierd. Only problem was, he wasn't with his wife. Is that really Bob? Only one way to find out....I yell across the room..."Hey BOB!" Yep...it's him. And that's not his wife. Looks like I don't have to worry about Bob telling anyone anything!
  4. We had invited a couple over to play that we had previously met for dinner and liked. Like many of you, we have a code word that we use if either of us feels uncomfortable in an encounter. For this particular evening, we decided that one of us would get a leg cramp if things weren’t going well. We started out the evening with dinner, pool and some soft fooling around. This quickly progressed to, “hey…let’s all go to the bedroom!” The 4 of us adjourn to the Queen size bed and begin to get serious. Several minutes into it…I actually DID develop a leg cramp! Patti was looking at me like I was nuts…she thought the evening was going very well and couldn’t figure out why I wanted to put a stop to it…especially mid coitus! So, I had to explain that I really did have a leg cramp! She explodes into uncontrollable laughter which makes me bust up as well. Needless to say, our guests were both a little dumbfounded. We explained the situation and we all had a good laugh. But that’s not the end. The cramp refused to stay away. Have you ever tried to put on a condom with a leg cramp??? It’s near impossible! We decided that all we needed was more room to stretch out, so myself and my playmate for the evening went into the other bedroom so we could have a bed all to ourselves. The doors were open and we could see our respective SO’s. Again, the cramp just refused to stay gone, but I managed to keep going. Just as my playmate was cumming, she too got a leg cramp and made sure we all knew it! So now, Patti and her guest join us in the spare room, and we all lay on the bed laughing and trying to massage each others legs. I guess you had to be there, but this is my funniest moment that I can remember.
  5. Wow....lots of good comments here. *Warning: Science Content* As artists, reconstructive surgeons and undertakers all know, there is such a thing as a "canon of beauty." When a face is proportioned correctly (to fit this standard) human beings call it beautiful. The farther the proportions are apart, the “uglier” a face gets. This is not just opinion, it is fact. If anyone is actually interested in the scientific methods used to explain this, let me know. The same canon of beauty can be applied to body proportions as well. Than being said…beauty is also, to a great extent, in the eye of the beholder. To put it simply, what I consider hot, you may not. And further, this opinion not only varies by individual, but by region, social background, and even ethnicity. Now, back to the original topic. Have we noticed that some couples are mismatched? Yep. So what?
  6. YO REBECCA!!!!! OVER HERE!!!! :lightning:
  7. It's a shame that some bad apples make the rest look bad. Exactly what I was refering to when I said we met couples we had no desire to hook up with at a couple of rides. Nuff said. Lucky Bugger! True. Who I am defines what I ride. I like all bikes. Two or three wheels, they're all great. But we like to tour...to put on 600 miles in a day is commonplace. Patti is a member of the International Iron Butt Association (in more ways than one!) But after a long day of riding, we like to have enough energy left for some fun. Besides, I'm too old to be beat up on a bike that "looks cool." Shamless Plug for BMW's! I was thinking the same thing... If you're ever in the Detroit area, look us up!
  8. Well put. I had no reservations about starting this thread here...but I wouldn't even think of starting a swinging thread on the motorcycle board! LOL
  9. That's GREAT! As long as it has two (or even three) wheels, it's OK in my book!
  10. --Mr. Alura The famous quote by Mr. Alura, and Pepper & Drew's Signature. I love it. Which brings up the question... How many of you ride motorcycles, and is it a part of your swinging lifestyle? Patti and I both ride. However, we haven't been able to find other motorcycle enthusiasts who swing. At least that we would want to party with. We have seen rides promoted on different swinger sites, and every time we've gone, there are a bunch of single guys, wanna be couples or just people that we wern't attracted to. We had fun riding, but did not care to hook up with anyone for what ever reason. We enjoy both swinging and motorcycle riding. It would be nice to be able to combine the two every once in awhile. There are swinger campgrounds, swinger boating clubs, swinger NASCAR groups, even swinger golf outtings. But I have never seen a swinger motorcycle touring group. But I'll keep looking. By the way, Mr. Alura....I've owned Harley's all of my adult life, and I never thought that feeling could be beaten. Then I got on a BMW. What a difference.
  11. To quote George Carlin... "I was raised Catholic...until I attained the age of reason."
  12. This was an established weekly swing party that we have attended before where there are usually 5-6 couples and 3-6 single guys. It just happened that there weren't any other couples present at this week and an abundance of single guys. All of these guys we had seen before and at no time did either of us feel unsafe...just kind of creepy.
  13. Last week, we were invited to a hotel party by a single guy that we know. We have never partied with him, but would if the opertunity came about. When we got there, there were 7 guys and NO women. Patti was the only woman there. Within the next hour, 4 more guys came with no dates. Now we have 11 guys and Patti. Our friend started giving Patti a foot massage, and then offered a whole body massage. We went into the bathroom and discussed the issue and decided to go with it as long as it didn't get out of hand. I was there to monitor the situation and limit the participants. She didn't want an all out gang bang! Patti got undressed and layed on the bed for her massage. As in Tia Vampire's situation, the guys all started stripping and playing with themselves telling us what they were going to do to Patti. My response was, "Guys...be nice and respectful, or I'll take the pussy and go home." Between me and our friend Patti felt fairly safe, but we did end up leaving before anything really got going. The feeling was just too creepy for me. Spoo, I know what you're talking about when you say that it takes someone with a great relationship to be a swing husband! Dave
  14. Had mine done 3 years ago. It was a (at that time) new procedure called the scalpel-less procedure. Only one small cut done in the center of the sack with a pair of pointed forceps...pull the vas out from the left, clamp, cut, burn the ends...repeat for the right side. The worst part was getting the shot to numb the area. Doc said that I'd feel a "little prick." I said..."no Doc, you've got that backwards!" They say to ice the area if it hurts. I had no real discomfort at first. But if you don't take any one else's advice on anything else...heed this....WEAR AN ATHLETIC SUPPORTER FOR AT LEAST 2 DAYS AFTERWARDS. When the pain started on the second day, I put on the jock and it went away. I had to "flush the pipes" with 12 ejaculations and bring #13 in to be tested. Got the procedure done on a Wednesday after work. Took it for a test drive Friday night just to make sure everything still worked, and then spend the weekend at an on-premise club....took #13 in on Monday a.m.
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