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TwIzZtEd

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About TwIzZtEd

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    Just Getting Started
  • Birthday 05/14/1971

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    couple
  • Location
    Oklahoma
  1. Ah the ol' walkin' in on.....LOL The only thing worse than walking in on your parents having sex is walking in on a parent having sex. LOL My boys are quite used to it. LOL They walk in on us all the time the little bastards. LOL They now know to ask if it is safe to come in from outside. We just laugh. We teach them sex is beautiful and more than normal. One day I came home early from high school early. My buddy, James, dropped me off as per usual. I approach the garage door and hear some noise from inside. I open up and here unusual muffled sounds of excited talking. I think to myself "Who is my Grandma talking to"? I enter the kitchen and the noise becomes louder and more urgent. I step into the living room and hear "Oh Johny!!!! Oh Johny!!! Oh Johny" I throw up in my mouth a lil. Let's face it folks, What teenage boy wants to walk in and find out his 60 something year old grandma is a fucking screamer! I get on the phone immediately. I call my buddy. The phone rang forEVER with a chorus of "OH JohnY"s singing in the back ground. My buddy finally picks up. I tell him "Dude! You gotta come pick me up"! His response was "Why". I wasn't in the mood to explain whilst my granny is getting railed in the background! He, as true friend, picks me up saving me a surely awkward moment. LOL Looking back now! I am sooooo happy she was getting the shit! Her boyfriend was 15 years younger. LOL Crazy old lady born out of her time. LOL RIP
  2. Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me and that being on your "Test".
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