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  1. Ack, gag, choke! That is terrible enough when it happens with your spouse! Let us not even consider that possibility. Thanks for sharing the "creepy, strange" couple story. It isn't often we hear these stories from the single male perspective. On the other hand, it is a good lesson in what happens when you go against your initial instincts.
  2. I'm sorry, I know I probably shouldn't be snickering (if not outright laughing) but the ad is really funny! I can't imagine that he will get much response but common.....how is that not amusing? As for SW_PA_Couple's question.....YES!
  3. K&JIntimates

    Well shit....

    The trainer is the only thing keeping me going to the gym. Having to face the embarrassment of fessing up to horrible eating and only making it to the gym twice in the last week is usually enough to make me not be as hideous as I'd like to be.
  4. My vote is...you're playing with a kinky couple! I don't see anything wrong with playing along with the fantasy in the heat of the moment. It may not be the personal preference of some but if it was working for the two of you at the moment then where is the harm? Like anything else.....a steady diet of impregnation fantasies might thin the appetite but the occasional, "Fill me with your hot seed." meal is fine.
  5. Have to agree with 69 thing. I prefer concentrating on what I'm doing or receiving. We can do it but we don't do it often because it's hard for me to climax in the more traditional 69 positions. I can't do 'legs on his shoulders up over my head' position. Not only am I not flexible enough to accommodate this without a distracting discomfort in my legs, it hurts when K is thrusting.
  6. Hoping to get on your naughty list....Wanna get on ours? Monday thru Friday my body is a temple. On the weekend it's an amusement park.......... Save The TaTa's We've met the posters of quote 1 & 3 and they are both great couples.
  7. Probably the best course of action is not to address it at all since everyone has their own opinions on this issue. A slight smirk might go unnoticed and if you can pull it off....impassiveness.
  8. If an improvement on your own skills is what you are after Thrax has it right. Nothing will improve your skills more than knowledge and a willingness to listen to, not only, your partner but to what women have to say in general. If it's hard to stay focused on her reactions during sex, liven up the main course with some conversation...and for God's sake, when she says to keep on with one type of thrusting DON'T STOP. She may have lost the ability to speak at that point so don't assume it's time to change into something else. Every woman will like and want different types of thrusting at different times, she may not want a running dialog during sex but a little practice and few question appropriately timed afterward may help to. If you want to know what pushes your partners buttons....ASK! (PS for Thrax.....Still lovin' your 'attention whorish' avatar. Why do you and your pickle have to live so far away?! )
  9. 62. "I'm stressed!" sex 61. It's the weekend sex 60. It's first thing in the morning and we're in the shower together sex 59. It will make us feel younger sex 58: We can say that it took us two years sex (over midnight on new years eve) 57. Santa came, now it's my turn sex (on Xmas) 56. I just discovered this position sex 55. It's halftime during the football game sex 54. Just for practice sex 53. Because that's what you do at the drive-in movies sex 52. I've got $300 burning a hole in my pocket sex 51. Turn-on reading Swingersboard thread sex 50. Because we love each other soooooooooo much, sex. 49. Because we were in the pool alone sex 48. We have been chatting with friends about sex, sex 47. She's asleep holding onto me sex 46. She's too drugged (from migraine medication) to say no, sex 45. To stop a headache sex 44. Because she's sad and blue sex 43. It's been 12 hours since we had sex, sex 42. Her nipples were hard, so am I sex 41. She is just so hot sex 40. I was next in line to have sex. 39. We need to break in the back seat of the new vehicle sex. 38. We're the only boat on this lake sex 37. First night in the hotel room on vacation sex 36. "We've never done it in this room before" sex 35. She smells too good not to have sex sex 34. Snuggled together in bed sex 33. She bent over in the shower sex 32. We've never done it in a tent before sex 31. I forgot to get you a present sex 30. I'm sorry sex 29. She couldn't find a place to sit and my face was available- sex. 28. "Because nothing says it better than sex" sex 27. Because it's so darn good 26. He's going out of town and I want him to remember me sex 25. I was having this dream where we were having sex sex 24. She just got home from an out-of-town trip sex 23. We just got a new porn movie sex 22. Wow that tshirt really got wet sex 21. Because there are no kids in the house sex 20. 'Cause it's cold and this is a great way to warm up sex 19. 'Cause I'm horny-as-hell sex 18. 'Cause he looks so damned hot in nothing but a pair of jeans sex 17. Long lunch hour sex (AKA "The Nooner") 16. Because she was snoring sex 15. Don't want TNT to get left out sex 14. Because the electricity is out and there's nothing else to do sex 13. "I'm bored, Wanna have?" sex 12. The day ends in a Y 11. Because the electricity is out and there's nothing else to do sex 10. I wanna' try out my new sex toy sex 9. Humpday sex 8. Just gotta bustanut sex 7. Having sex to change the subject 6. Cuz I can't get to sleep sex 5. Break-up sex 4. He thought I was making a move so I just went with it sex 3. Make-up sex 2. Revenge sex 1. Because s/he was naked sex 0. The Morning Woody Sex
  10. The discussion in another thread got me to thinking if there is a correlation between couples with nudes as their main photo or with fully nude photos and emails from SM's. It is a very small test group in the other thread but it appears that couples with no nude photos get a lot less emails (or none) from single guys. Anyone else care to weigh in on their observations or opinions?
  11. You don't have nudes, Julie doesn't, and we don't. All of us aren't being deluged by unwanted solicitations. Makes you wonder!
  12. This might be worth exploring. We don't have any nudes either, although we do have some suggestive photos of the two of us together. I'd also like to know what makes some profiles magnets and others not.
  13. We've been on SDC for about a month with no block on SM's. Now either, we're (meaning me) not that appealing or they actually read our profile and saw the part that says, "No single men... should this change in the future we will contact you." Because we haven't received one email from a single man. The thing is that we aren't completely discounting them, we would just prefer to meet them at a M&G and get a better impression than just a profile. I agree with Thrax about being kind, should be a universal rule. That being said Thrax should write his own column on what a couple might want to see in a SM profile because his has got it going on!
  14. Looks like K and I are going to be the flakey couple with kids this weekend. We had lined up a babysitter 10 days ago so that we could meet this couple we met online this weekend. On Monday our babysitter says there might be a conflict but she'll see what she can do. Last night she's telling us that we'll have to change our plans because she can't change hers...BS...she's just unwilling to cancel. This is my SIL, she knew we wanted to go out and agreed 10 days ago now all of a sudden we're expected to not only change our plans but WATCH HER KID TOO! If we don't have this hashed out tonight I'm going to have to cancel reservations, contact the other couple and try to reschedule....and pray they don't think we're flakes. Okay, rant over.
  15. That's great Julie. Sometimes a little ego boost is just what we need to see our self image in a more appropriate light. Congrats on finding someone who does good hair...that ain't easy!
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