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I created a new sex game for my wife and I last week and part of the game was what was to be done with 'what' to 'what'.

 

Anyway, we came to a bit of confusion on what to call her vagina.

 

Vagina is simply too formal to use during sex.

 

Now, I've always disliked some of the terms like, love hole, and hated some like, cunt.

 

In writing I've tended to use pussy mostly but found out that my wife doesn't really like that either.

 

I did some research and we agreed on the Swedish word, slida. Hey, it sounds so nice and slick, and I like slick. :)

 

But, I'm curious, what do you folks prefer to call it?

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It's a game for me to get Mrs. FC4L to call it anything. Her favorite word for female genitalia is "this" and her favorite word for male genitalia is "that".

 

I think "vajayjay" was hilarious the first 4000 times I heard it, but I quickly got burnt out on it. When a buzzword makes it to "the View", it has run its course.

 

"Change Purse" has been a favorite euphemism of my for years.

Your sense of humor may vary.

Mr. FC4L

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When Kathy Griffin calls it a "peesch", it cracks me up every time. OK... maybe laughter isn't what you're looking for during a hot session, but, still...

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I refer to it as her monkey.

 

Neat, clean and oh so much fun.

 

Some of our friends use the term coocoo.

 

Again, neat, clean and oh so much fun.

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This subject is right up our alley,

 

We have a blog and often the word "pussy' comes up, but I just hate typing that word. Not that our blog is completely professional, but I feel like I am just creating porn fodder when I use it in a post! lol

 

I will keep up to see what the consensus is on this discussion! :)

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I tend to just call it my "pussy".... if I'm feeling really dirty I might call it "cunt". I just don't see the need to use odd euphamisms.

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Awesome..fun thread!

If I'm speaking about the whole area in general...it's my "muffin"

If I'm referring to my clit, it's my "loud button"

A couple others that are at least good for a laugh out of me are "cooter", "twattie",& "gravy boat".

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Hubs and I dislike nearly all the names associated with the female genitalia so when we are talking to one another in the night we typically use the word "petals". (Unless we are feeling really naughty and its right to "pussy").

 

For example..."I love to be deep into your petals." Gets me going every time!

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This?...

If I'm referring to my clit, it's my "loud button"

Totally awesome! I'm so stealing this one.

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It's my hoo hoo when I'm not having sex, as in, 'my hoo hoo is sore from last night.' When I'm actually having sex, who knows what dirty word may escape from these lips. ;)

 

Pepper

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Just call it Delorus, if ya never watched Seinfeld then you probably think I'm gonzo....but that's ok :).

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If we get too far away from calling it what it is, we may have problems of understanding what you are saying.:lol:

 

Too many of the slang terms sound like food items, and I can always go for a taco or piece of sushi tuna. Although mud pie might be a problem:eek:

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I prefer to keep things simple. It's a vagina or pussy, depending on the circumstances and the audience.

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hot box

judy

cat

 

Judy?

Language of origin please?

(how often do you get to make a spelling bee joke?):rolleyes:

Mr. FC4L

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Judy?

Language of origin please?

(how often do you get to make a spelling bee joke?):rolleyes:

Mr. FC4L

As a certified word nerd, I heartily endorse this joke. (Very timely, too!)

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Fertilina is what a good friend of ours calls it. Apparently it means something like precious flower in her native language (which I can't remember at the moment).

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"I love to be deep into your petals."

 

I absolutely love this and can see me saying this and at first giggling but it does sound better, unless you are so fucking hot pussy always works in the heat of the moment :eatout:

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GerdOEvert said:
I love "spice box". Seems so descriptive and yet not yet crude.

 

Much better than fish box. :lol:

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My last girlfriend use to talk dirty and she would use cunt while talking dirty with a real sexy tone in her voice. It was so fucking hot I would almost have to shut her up to keep from cumming too fast. I love really filthy talk, not cutesy talk in bed. I like to talk filthy and I Love to hear a woman talk that way. My woman now will use cunt too, its hot. I don't see a thing wrong with the word at all during sex.

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Pussy seems to be the most common term mentioned. However, that has been known to cause confusion.

 

One night when Jane Fonda was on Johnny Carson's show, she came onto the stage with her cat, which she then held on her lap during the interview. Near the end of the chat witih Johnny, she casually asked if he would like to play with her pussy. Carson never missed a beat and shot back, "Sure, but you'll have to take the damn cat off your lap."

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These is what a girlfriend of mine used to call it, Mamooshca, Mamoska, Mamushca, Mamuushka, Mamooishka, the sound is the same (ma, as in mother) (moo, as in cow sound) + (ushca) with a Polish, Russian sound.

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Similiar to the name "loud button" for a clit is the name "joy button". I kinda like the sound of joy button for a clit. I must say that calling it a cunt is somewhat of a turn-on for me in the right situation. Still, I've mostly called it a pussy during sex.

 

Hoo Hoo must be quite common in Texas. I'd never heard it called a hoo hoo untile I moved to Texas.

 

In cajun french/southern Louisiana slang it is sometimes called a chaut (sounded out as chawt). Also, it was called a pecan by many of the young girls that I grew up with. That must of have been a Louisiana thing.

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Pussy is my favorite. I love it when a female uses the Pussy word.

 

One night while we were getting naked and playing around while sitting on the couch. Tina had a long T-Shirt on. She spread her legs and looked at us and said, "Ok, who wants to lick my pussy first."

 

It turned me on so much I nearly finished on the spot before we even started.

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Mrs. Cupl calls it her woochie. And when it's that time of month she calls it woochilla. And when she's being silly it's "the great woochilla." During sex it's pussy.

 

I prefer pussy it's so sexy yet not harsh.

 

On South Park they called it "minge."

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In cajun french/southern Louisiana slang it is sometimes called a chaut (sounded out as chawt). Also, it was called a pecan by many of the young girls that I grew up with. That must of have been a Louisiana thing.

 

No, I heard that in north Florida as well (not too far away I quess), as well as calling it her peach, and one young lady referred to it as her orange blossum special.

 

Sounded sexier coming from the lady.

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I love "spice box". Seems so descriptive and yet not yet crude.

 

Otto

 

I like "spice box", but that leaves the door open for

 

"scary spice box". :lol:

 

Forgive

I joke.

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You know those pouches on belts that tourists wear around their waists to hold valuables? We call them fanny packs.

 

Don't call them that in New Zealand. Some in NZ reserve that term to mean vagina.

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I tend to just call it my "pussy".... if I'm feeling really dirty I might call it "cunt". I just don't see the need to use odd euphamisms.

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We probably are too normal on this, but we refer to our parts as a dick and a pussy. However, there is sort of an inside joke, about a flash light in my pants between the two of us.

 

:D

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We use pussy. When she is in the throes of hot sex she will say fuck my cunt or fill my cunt.

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I refer to it as her monkey.

 

OMG if I ever said monkey as a joke..i would probably not get anything for a long time! She hates monkeys! LOL

 

I have a hard time saying pussy and generally will not say it unless the lady uses the word first. Its probably just old school vulgar to me...but I am starting to open up. I do find it amusing that two different women told me to F*** that pussy! LOL Kitty is still my personal favorite though.

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Cum Dumpster?

 

That's what a guy in my unit in the army called it. Wonder why he never seemed to get laid. lol

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Bets calls hers her puss. Janie calls hers her pussy or cunt. I use both terms unless around kids when we refer to it as a hoo-hoo. Vagina is used for more formal occasions.

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