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So we're at the club and sitting next to us is this couple we have never met. When they first sat down, we introduced ourselves and chatted a little bit, but after that just exchanged a few comments here and there since they were quick to tell us they weren't swingers and she didn't seem all that happy to be there to start with. Later on though, I see Mrs cplnuswing and the other girl just bust out laughing and shaking their heads at each other. The other girl was just sitting there not doing anything in particular, and the bra she had on under her dress just spontaneously broke. Broke right in the middle between the cups. The Mrs helped her get the bra off and her dress back situated without exposing more than she wanted to, and all was good.

 

We were talking about it later, and the Mrs was saying she can't ever remember having a bra just break like that in her whole life. The other girl wasn't particularly well-endowed, she wasn't doing anything active or really even moving at all, and boom, bra broke. It is an old building, so maybe just a swing club poltergeist having some fun I guess.

 

How about it ladies, ever had a bra break? Maybe some other type of public swinging wardrobe malfunction you care to share?

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Not swinging related...but I was at an outdoor concert in the summertime and wearing my favorite ripped jeans - I'd had them for several years by this time, like since high school, lol. Dancing to the music, enjoying ourselves - and the jeans ripped at the crotch, I mean I still had "pants" on, but the center ripped apart and my bare commando ass (and everything else) was hanging to the wind as though I had on a VERY short skirt.

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That's a really funny story! I like the poltergeist theory!

 

I have a bra that closes in the front and it does pop open from time to time. Usually I'm moving around though.

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Not swinging related...but I was at an outdoor concert in the summertime and wearing my favorite ripped jeans - I'd had them for several years by this time, like since high school, lol. Dancing to the music, enjoying ourselves - and the jeans ripped at the crotch, I mean I still had "pants" on, but the center ripped apart and my bare commando ass (and everything else) was hanging to the wind as though I had on a VERY short skirt.

 

don't really care who the artist was, wish I would have been at that show :D

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don't really care who the artist was, wish I would have been at that show :D

 

LOL Candlebox :)

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don't really care who the artist was, wish I would have been at that show :D

 

LOL Candlebox:)

 

Should have been Bare Naked Ladies.

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I usually don't wear underwear or a bra to swing events but one time I wore a dress that would keep riding up and exposing the lower part of my tush. I was making out with the husband of another couple--I guess I was showing too much because security came over to put an end to that since it was a vanilla club. Does that count?

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I have had a bra break in an odd place. I can't remember the details at this point, as it was many years ago. I just remember it being an odd situation of "how the hell did that happen?".

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I'm going with poltergeist too. I'm an example of "contents under pressure" and nothing like that has ever happened to me. Probably a good thing, because the recoil could put an eye out. ;)

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