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  • "Sex and Breakfast" Indie Film - A List of Swinger DO NOT's

    It was movie night for my friend and I last night, and we happened to catch an Indie film Sex and Breakfast on Netflix. It was about two couples who find themselves bored with their sex lives and growing apart. Through the “help” of a therapist, they experiment with group sex to revitalize their relationships.

    I was disturbed enough to see Macaulay Culkin in this, and should have called it quits there. But curiosity got the better of me. Well, curiosity damn near killed the cat, my friends. This film was basically an example of all the “Don’t Dos” in the swinger handbook.

    SPOILER ALERT!

    My friend and I were seeing red flags from the moment the so-called therapist recommended “group sex” (she didn’t call it swinging) to these couples without counseling them to help them resolve their obvious relationship issues. She ignored the hesitance of the male half of one couple (James), even after he admitted to going along with opening his and his girlfriend’s relationship despite his objections. And the girlfriend (Heather) confessed that she had been able to orgasm with every other partner but him.

    The other couple (Renee and Elllis) appeared to be thrill seekers whose passion for each other has faded. Again, the reasons behind this behavior were more or less ignored, as were the boyfriend’s reticence. Beyond this, the therapist did not even scratch the surface of telling the couples what to expect or what things they should discuss amongst themselves. What she did do is to set these couples up on what amounts to a blind swinger date.

    Our Spidey senses were still tingling as we watched the two couples’ interactions with each other between the “therapy session” and the date. James was still concerned about Heather’s motives for agreeing to the date—especially after she invites an old boyfriend to town to visit her. He goes so far as to break into Heather’s apartment to declare his love (and check that she was being faithful).

    Meanwhile, Ellis and Renee go out for breakfast, and he confesses to Renee that he’s always wanted to watch another couple having sex. Renee then confesses she would like to have sex with a woman, something Ellis wasn’t too keen on. Of course, once he’s in the bathroom, Renee starts chatting and flirting with their waitress. Ellis is not thrilled to see this when he returns to the table, and embarrasses Renee by ignoring the waitress.

    He makes matters worse when Renee brings him with her to see Betty (the waitress), and ends up accusing Betty of trying to steal his girl, and berates Renee for her interest in another woman. Somehow, they manage to have angry sex, which reassures Renee that they haven’t lost their passion for each other. She then proposes they cancel their date, but Ellis insists they go.

    As the two couples ride up in the elevator, we enjoyed a bit of comic relief with a third (and much older) couple in the elevator that appear to be discussing rubbers. As they were referring to rubber gloves, they head for the hubby’s dental appointment as the main characters enter the therapist’s office.

    They sit in the waiting room, and from there, it’s a crimson tide of red flags. The two couples begin making rather stilted introductions, and just as the cringe factor is almost unbearable, the therapist arrives and leads the foursome to a locked room. She tells them that their blood tests all came back fine, and opens the door for them. They enter the “bedroom”, and she closes the door behind them and walks away without another word!!!

    The next part was almost painful for two experienced swingers to watch. There was NO discussion of boundaries or interests . . . or anything, really. The two couples start making out with each other, and eventually, Renee turns toward Heather and kisses her. Heather seems confused, and moves over to Ellis. Renee moves toward James, and the four start making out with all the awkwardness of junior high school kids, sans the interest. The guys keep trying to watch their own gals, though Ellis and Heather seem to hit it off okay once the clothes come off.

    Afterward, the couples are shown driving home. We were relieved to see Heather and James getting into hot, heavy, post-swinger sex. Unfortunately, Renee is pissed off, and shuts the elevator door in Ellis’ face.

    The next morning finds the two couples at the same restaurant for breakfast. They are unaware of each others’ presence at first. James is conflicted to learn that Heather was able to orgasm with Ellis, and concludes that she just doesn’t love him enough. She assures him nothing is further from the truth, and in fact thinks they’ve had a breakthrough. He’s given up on their relationship, though.

    Ellis apologizes to Renee for being an ass, and when he goes to the bathroom, he sees James. Renee chats with the Betty, who is forgiving Ellis’ behavior toward her and makes her interest in Renee very clear, and leaves her number for her. As she gets up from the table, Renee spies Heather outside as she walks away . . .

    Ellis returns to the table, and there is the inevitable awkward moment when James is right behind him and no one quite knows what to say, especially after Renee says she saw Heather leave.

    The movie ends with Ellis and Renee leaving the restaurant holding hands, and the busboy finding Betty’s number on the table. James drives himself home, while Heather wanders around, looking sad.

    I’m glad this film is just an obscure indie, as I would be concerned that other couples would see this and get the impression that this is how swinging works. I’m also very glad to know that Mr. Sweet’s and my experience with the lifestyle has been the total opposite of this movie. In part, we have this board to thank.

    =)
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