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Vajayjay....Papaypay???

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I haven't posted much here lately, mainly due to this being a swingers blog and a blog about Ted and I. With Ted being gone most of the time there is very little of both going on right now, hence, little to report.

 

Ted has been home the past two weekends but most of what we've been up to has been focused on family and that's not what this blog is about.

 

He did however crack the up this weekend. This goes back to my first blog here where I said that laughter is important in a relationship.

 

When we're home on Saturday nights one of the things we enjoy doing is having a few drinks, getting a bit tipsy and watching Saturday Night Live...after that is over we flip around the channels watch an old episode of SNL and then flip again to watch The Soup.

 

There was a segment on The Soup Saturday night which mentioned something about Oprah's Vajayjay ...this got Ted started.

 

Ted: "If Oprah calls her's a vajayjay then I can call mine a papaypay".

 

Me: "A papaypay?" (cracking up)

 

Ted: "Yep, I can make all sorts of commercials about it too".

 

Then he started spouting off all sorts of commercial type slogans. I can't remember them all (I had been drinking) but a couple I do remember were:

 

Papaypay...it's what's in you.

 

Papaypay...take a lick, go ahead, you know you want to.

 

I was literally rolling on the bed laughing so hard, he kept spouting off funny things :lol: He's too silly for his own good sometimes. At one point he asked if he could put his papaypay in my vajayjay to which I readily agreed to :D

 

There's nothing like sex after a good bout of laughter...it's phenomenal !

 

Keep the laughter in your life, it makes everything that much sweeter.

 

 

T.

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Papaypay...it's what's for dinner.

 

Papaypay...takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

 

Papaypay...a little dab'll do ya.

 

Papaypay...apply directly to forehead. :confused:

 

Papaypay comes at you fast.

 

:lol:

 

Thrax

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In a book I read a long time ago (can't remember the name) the main character called some things "a finer thing of life". I loved that phrase...especially since it was always about non-material things. Laughter is one of my favorite "finer things in life" and those close to me hear me say so. Vol

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