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Biting My Tongue

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sweet_tna

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One of the interesting things I've noticed about being a substitute teacher is that I'm often invisible to the regular faculty. This allows me to indulge my pure nosiness by being a fly on the wall to the occasionally interesting conversations.

 

Today, some of the teachers were discussing the Halloween parties they attended over the weekend. One of them complained about how, "wild and completely immature," the fellow guests were at the party she attended. "Except for me and my friend who came with me, all the girls had their boobs spilling out of their costumes. That's fine for a college party, but at our age?"

 

(She's early to mid thirties by my estimation)

 

"And everyone was drinking and grinding up on each other when they danced. It was like waking up in frat party hell."

 

I sat there thinking about my costume, which was both low cut and very short skirted. I thought of how I most definitely was "grinding up on" my hubby and one of my female playmates.

 

I thought of how my friends and I got in the club's hot tub and pool naked, and (gasp!) had sex in the group room!!

 

I just sat there eating my salad, congratulating Mr. Sweet and myself on losing our on-premise club virginity, and enjoying the memories. It's good to be me.

 

=)

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"And everyone was drinking and grinding up on each other when they danced. It was like waking up in frat party hell."

 

I'm going to guess she never was invited to those parties in her 20's either :)

 

Misery loves company.

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I wasn't invited to those parties either. Obviously, I've gotten over that.

 

And I find others' prudish attitudes amusing. Not too many years ago, I'd have been grumping along with them. I've come a long way, Baby!

 

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The Halloween party we hosted was pure vanilla, but had boobs aplenty spilling out. Drinking and some nonswap touchy-feely going on too. In short, a party. I always wonder at these people, so why did you go, or better yet even, stay? Just so you could be smug and self-righteous to other smug and self-righteous people?

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"Methinks the lady doth protest too much"

 

Is it possible she was just fishing to find out who else goes, or where she might find more parties, or to assuage her guilt of actually wanting to participate? I have certainly know people in my life that used their outrage for just such a purpose. In any case she has no idea how much fun she is missing :)

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