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  1. #51
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    It was our very first sexual experience. We were have same room sex with another couple. All was going great. We had finished and were watching the other couple. He was giving it to her really good from behind. After he came and pulled out, she had the absolute loudest pussy fart we've ever heard. There simply was no way to not know. We ignored it and continued chatting as she excused herself to the bathroom. The next day I was chatting online with the male half and he brought it up saying how embarrased she and it happens a lot with her. No big deal...been there done that. But felt bad for her!

  2. #52
    Okay, doing our part to bump this great thread back up. I have laughed myself nearly to tears a couple of times from these posts. Since my wife and I only have had one swinging experience, I don't have any that are nearly as funny as some of these,but here are two that happened the other night that I got a laugh out of:

    1) We had just started getting things going, I was going down on the other wife, and he was going down on mine. All of a sudden, I felt something furry on my leg, and realized that one of the cats our friends have had jumped on the bed. The other one jumped up after the first, and they began fighting on my feet. All I could say was I didn't think it was just the four of us any more...

    2) A little bit later, we were fully engaged in sex, and I switched to doggy style with the wife of the other couple. The first time I pushed in, I heard a soft phwwwwwt, and thought that she had let a fart slip. Not wanting to embarrass her, I didn't say anything,and kept going. All I could think was, I hope that doesn't stink much. Turns out it was just from our bodies meeting creating a wet suction sound, but for a minute there, I thought that we were going to have a small problem.

  3. #53
    How about a story where we thought we might go to jail?



    We were hanging out with a couple (lets call her C and him A) that we had become really good friends with, it was during the middle of the day so C had to go to work in an hour. Well we all decided to have a quicky in A's truck. So we go up to a hotel's parking lot that was up on a hill and park way in the back with some trees and dumpsters as coverage.

    Well about 15 minutes into it we have 2 cop cars pull up behind us and one of them starts walking towards the driver side. I barely notice in time to yell at everyone "THE COPS ARE HERE!". Me and C were in the back seat and my girl was with A in the front. I had my shirt on so I quickly just passed some random shirt to C. A also just had on a shirt so he barely had enough time to throw on some pants, unfortunately my girl couldn't find anything but her shirt so as the driver side window was rolling down she barely was able to put on her shirt (luckily it was long enough that she stretched it to cover more area :-).

    Luckily enough all the cop did was give A a warning and to perhaps use the hotel that was 100ft away. To this day I don't know if he saw me and C in the back seat.

  4. #54
    Basically, the same thing happened to us like Intuition. It was dusk and it was very quiet outside. We live out of town and our nearest neighbors are about a half-mile away. We were all playing in our bedroom. I was in the doggy position with my partner and it's my absolute favorite position. I get so much feeling from that and I've been known to be quite vocal while going at it.

    Little did I know that the windows were open, there I was being quite vocal, and a neighbor was walking her dog down the road. Dave said he'd seen her walking down the road but he didn't say a word. So, here's our neighbor walking down the road, and there are more noises coming out of our bedroom window than at grand central station!! Dave said he seen her turn and she looks at our house and just stands there for a minute or two taking it all in. When our session was done, he told us all about it. OK... now I'm embarrassed. I see this woman all the time and I'm sure she was wondering why strange noises were coming out of our bedroom with a strangers car in the driveway. Oh yeah... just a little embarrassing.

  5. #55
    Ok here is our story, not only was it embaffassing but also outed the four of us.

    We had been in a somewhat long term relationship with this couple, after a really hot night of sex we decided that they should just spend the night. I got out of bed early and let our dogs out and opened the garage door. Not long after i returned to bed all were awake and the morning play began..
    My wife and the other husband finished and went to the kitchen to make breakfast, wearing only robes. Myself and the other wife still "working it out" rather lound in the master bedroom.

    A knock, followed by 3 other couples walk into the kitchen via the back door, to find my wife and the other husband cooking and the obvious sounds of sex from the bed room.

    the other couples had come to ask us to go for a ride on our motorcycles with them,
    so now all our friends know about our swinging.. we all still laugh at it.

  6. #56
    Quote Originally Posted by tjomc View Post
    ...A knock, followed by 3 other couples walk into the kitchen via the back door, to find my wife and the other husband cooking and the obvious sounds of sex from the bed room.

    the other couples had come to ask us to go for a ride on our motorcycles with them,
    so now all our friends know about our swinging.. we all still laugh at it.
    OMG, that is WAY worse than someone just hearing us. Good thing your other friends were cool enough about it to laugh it off. That's the kind of stuff right there that could potentially send you scrambling to find your realtor's phone number.
    Fear is a symptom of ignorance. Knowledge is the cure.

  7. #57
    There were several of us playing on the bed, and one of the play-husbands decides that he's going to nail me. Another play-wife helps him put the condom on, and we go at it. When we're done, he pulls out, only there's no condom.

    He looks for it. I look for it. Play wife looks for it. I get up and go to the bathroom to um, retrieve it...no luck. I come back to the bed, and eventually play-husband has to go in after it. All the while I'm thinking 'if I have to go to the ER, I'll just die...'

    Another play-husband who was on the bed as this unfolded said he was contemplating being the next to play with me, but that after that episode he was laughing too hard and out of the mood.

    Good thing this was a couple we trust and I'm on the pill.

    Pepper


  8. #58
    A couple nights ago we went out with a group of friends for my birthday. Eventually two other couples and us headed over to someone's house for some hot tubbing. We had six of us in the hot tub where we were each paired off but not with our spouses. I was making out with this guy who has a smaller frame and is very smooth all over. He was between my legs facing me and I was the one sitting. I noticed a shadow come from behind as he was receiving kisses up his back and just about to his neck. The person started appear and I eventually realized in the moonlight it was my husband! I exclaimed "D....., what are you doing????" and it was then he realized who he was kissing wasn't me but the other guy's back. They both laughed it off but my husband was quite mortified and lost his erection for a bit. Eventually he recovered and it was a running joke all night. Thank goodness neither are homophobic. Apparently the woman he had been making out with said all the girls were on top so my husband didn't think twice about who the person was. Once we got in the house the lights all stayed on just to tease my husband. It was such a fun night and great that everyone was so easy going we could joke about it.

  9. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by ALilOEverything View Post
    It was such a fun night and great that everyone was so easy going we could joke about it.
    Poor guy!! But it was funny. It's wonderful when you find those easy going types to party with!!

  10. #60
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    We were in a hotel room with another couple on a weekend trip when I had a sneezing fit. Of course we had eaten mexican for supper...the gas had built up....every sneeze created a fart. Ms Dive and the other couple still laugh about it...I still cringe...
    Just because we have to grow old does NOT mean we have to grow up!

  11. #61
    There we were, enjoying some midday FFM fun. And the door opens , and insteps the maid ! Everyone dives for the floor trying to grab the covers while we roll. As soon as she realizes , the maid backs out apoligizing, probably at least as embarassed as us.

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    Ha ha, good to have a sense of humor though! I would've lost Mr. Stiffy as well after that.

  13. #63
    we have never laughed so hard. this is a great thread.

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    When I was banging away with a nice, older milf-type she began to either expelled gas (couldn't smell anything) or queefed from the (protected) rigorous penetration. After that, I couldn't stop laughing. She went along with the laughing but I think she was embarrassed for sure.

  15. #65
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    Yep, queefs can be funny. If there's a little one, you try and let it slide, but if it's raspberries a plenty what are you going to do?

    Have to laugh and reassure her it happens all the time. Sometimes, especially doggy-style the poor woman gets slowly pumped up with air, which all comes out afterwards when positions change!

    Sex is pretty ridiculous and undignified when you think about it, all legs in the air and crazy orgasm-faces! Gotta laugh!


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    Quote Originally Posted by StewartP View Post
    Yep, queefs can be funny. If there's a little one, you try and let it slide, but if it's raspberries a plenty what are you going to do?

    Have to laugh and reassure her it happens all the time. Sometimes, especially doggy-style the poor woman gets slowly pumped up with air, which all comes out afterwards when positions change!

    Sex is pretty ridiculous and undignified when you think about it, all legs in the air and crazy orgasm-faces! Gotta laugh!
    This. Yeah, and I did my best to assure her that she was still great and that it was no big deal due to that one little "break in the wind".

  17. #67
    Well, this was definitely more embarrassing for the guy than for us...

    One of the things that was on our "list" for quite awhile was finding a younger guy (19-23 or so) for her to play with. Eventually a situation more or less fell into our laps when we weren't even actively looking (isn't that the way it often happens?!). In any case, this guy was 21 (22 now since this was last year) and had the serious "hots" for my wife. We invited him over for dinner a couple times just to get to know him and make sure things seemed cool. At this point we hadn't mentioned anything to him about actually getting to be with her sexually. Once we were convinced that things would probably go okay we invited him over for dinner again and figured that'd be the night we let the proverbial cat out of the bag. Just to liven the mood I suggested that my wife wear something a little more revealing than she had previous times. It wasn't anything outrageous, but she had on a short denim mini-skirt and a top that definitely showed him more than he'd seen before.

    After dinner my wife and I cleaned up and I made drinks for all of us. I asked her if she still wanted to go through with it and she said she did and was feeling pretty horny. We hadn't really discussed "strategy" beforehand and were talking about how I should go about letting him in on everything. After a little back and forth she decided that she'd probably be most comfortable with just starting something. She said that she thought he'd probably be more comfortable that way, too, since he wouldn't be sitting there thinking about it and feeling weird. And keep in mind that, again, this guy was really into my wife.

    I returned to the other room with our drinks and he and I began talking. Shortly into the conversation I told him that my wife had a special dessert planned for him. Corny, I know, but it was the first thing that came to mind. His back was facing the entrance to the kitchen so he didn't see her immediately when she came back in. I, however, did. And much to my surprise she was topless. Now, if you think I was a bit surprised, you can imagine his surprise when my wife kneeled down beside his chair. This was all at the dining room table just so you have the visual. His eyes nearly came out of his skull! She started rubbing his crotch and he was at a complete loss for words other than a few "ums" and "whoahs."

    Now here's the embarrassing part (for him, anyway). She instructed him to stand up, which he didn't waste much time doing. Once he stood she pulled his jeans and boxers down and he stepped out of them. He was already completely rock hard and she started stroking him. He couldn't take his eyes off of her and what she was doing. Having gotten much more comfortable and verbal over the last few years we've been in the lifestyle, she started talking to him a little bit - telling him she loved how hard he was and that he had a nice cock and all of that. The kid was literally shaking while she was stroking him. She asked him if he ever thought about doing something like this with her and he managed "uh huh." She sat there a few more seconds just stroking him and looking up at him. Then she said "would you like me to suck on it?" He said something like "oh God yes!" She started licking it a little bit first, and then started "snapping" her lips over his head with her lips tightened. She does this to me and it drives me crazy. She did that maybe three or four times and then took him down. As soon as she did he started yelling "oh God, oh God, I'm gonna cum!" And boy did he! Everywhere! She was completely covered. I haven't seen a guy cum that hard or that much in a long time. It was actually pretty amazing!

    Now, you can imagine this poor kid's embarrassment. She barely even started the blowjob and he had shot his load. He kept apologizing and saying how bad he felt. I lightened the mood by telling him it was no big deal and that my wife was just that good. He was definitely shaken though. So while my wife went to clean up we sat and talked a little and finished the drinks we had. I went to make another round and my wife appeared in the kitchen. She was saying she felt really bad for him and that she hoped we hadn't ruined the kid. I told her I was sure he could get it back up with no problem and that she should give him another shot. So we went back out (my wife still topless) and moved to the living room where my wife sat on the couch next to him. She had her hand on his leg (his boxers and jeans were back on by this point) and finally just came out and told him that it was okay to touch her if he wanted to because I think he felt a little uncomfortable just "going for it." Once they kissed and he played with her tits a little he calmed down quite a bit, though you could tell in his mind he was saying to himself "I can't believe this is happening!" I suggested to my wife that she complete her undressing. I thought he was going to have a heart attack when she took her panties off and he saw her pussy lol. I'm not bragging, but my wife is gorgeous and has a heavenly body.

    In any case, he went down on her and then she returned the favor. After all of the excitement he didn't last too long once he got inside of her, but it was still very hot and very enjoyable for everyone. She called him the next day to make sure that he was okay with everything and that he wasn't uncomfortable. By that point he was fine and even asked about doing it again lol. She was very into it and told him that she'd love to. So, a couple weekends later they were back at it. He goes away for school, but he's home in the summer and on breaks. We've made it a point to get together with him any time he's home. Since a year has passed things are very normal now. She's even gotten him off over the phone a few times when he's away. But wow, that first time he probably just wanted to crawl into a hole.

    Anyway, I guess that would qualify as our most "embarrassing" story. That is, other than the time a good friend of ours was screwing her so hard that a picture fell off of the wall and nearly took her head off. But we knew him so well that wasn't really embarrassing. And, come to think of it, maybe that's just not embarrassing anyway. :-P

  18. #68
    Fooling around with two guys both came almost immediately! both guys super embarrassed but at least I get a good nights sleep between two cute guys

  19. #69
    We were at a large house party and had complete an MFM with a guy we get there. I went into the bathroom to clean up a minute and when I came out, I young man said, your husband said you would want another one. I looked around, didnt see hubby and said ok. He handed me a shot, I drank it and led him to the bedroom. After we were done, I learned that he was part of the catering staff and hubby had sent him over with a shot for me which I had already apparently had too many of.

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    Before Mrs Doc and I met, I was dating a woman who had a young and very curious cat. She and I were in the middle of a fun afternoon delight. She was on her back and after quite a bit of foreplay, I slowly slid balls deep into her.We were at somewhat of an angle so that as I retracted a bit, my balls would hang down and sway a little. Im not bragging about size, it was just the angle of penetration! I'd move a little, my balls would sway, she'd groan. After the third thrust, I felt a very tentative touch on my scrotum. Next thing I knew, my balls were being batted so that they moved. Apparently, this was amusing to the cat because she then started to smack my balls, whap, whap, whap! I started laughing, had to explain to her why and then she started to laugh. The cat gave my balls one more smack and jumped off the bed. I lost my erection from the laughter especially after I thanked her for having the wee beastie declawed as a kitten. It wasn't the first time the cat had come into bed like that, she apparently was drawn by the woman's moans, but it was the first time the cat participated.

  21. #71
    Not really an embarrassing moment in the actual event but funny all the same .. we were both in the shower getting ready to go meet our first encounter . . We were changing ends and my wife reached up and grabbed the hair conditioner that was hanging from the rail , it squirted some straight into her eye .... omg Im going to meet him an he will think I got pink eye !!! Hahaha all ended good tho ...

  22. #72
    Quote Originally Posted by <GasMasked Lover> View Post
    ... he ripped the loudest and most disgustingly orderous fart, then he tried to blame it on our dog!
    I had a great aunt who had problems with gas and would blame it on her dog. The bad part was that she would hit the dog and tell it to stop. It got to the point where the dog would yelp, whimper and run away every time the old lady farted.

  23. #73
    There we were in the afterglow of the four of us having just completed the first round of group grope sex with each other. We, the two ladies laying side by side were enjoying a face-to-face embrace and nuzzling as our opposite hubbies were spooning us, when I felt a warmness that was way beyond sexual fluids of ejaculation and oral sex. It was pooling between the other wife and my crotches and, had grown to spread both upwards and downwards. Then I felt the fluid continue to spread back to my rear between me and her hubby.

    Pulling back, I exclaimed "who is pissing in the bed?" We ladies quickly yelled at the men and both men claimed it wasn't them. The other wife also exhorted it wasn't her and I sure as hell knew it wasn't me! She said, "If I were going to pee on you, it would be in the shower not a bed that can get soaked."

    Turned out, one of our friends that had been over earlier in the day and had used our bedroom to change her infant's diaper. She didn't even think...yup...it was 1972 and she had stabbed diaper pins right into our waterbed mattress. Guess the exertion of four full grown and highly charged sexual acrobats loosened the pin holes really well.

    We realized what happened and our military husbands were quick to grab the duct tape for repairs, towels and fresh sheets. After all the night was young...and so were we.

    By the way, she was telling the truth about the shower. We two ladies literally got into a pissing contest to see which of us could pull up our pussy and pee a stream like a guy. We never laughed so hard. (Ah the virtues of Jack Daniels)


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    Simple, uncomplicated sensual fun! What a great story!!! Don't you love how military guys can adapt, adjust, improvise and move forward??

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