We receive this message at SwingLifestyle this afternoon. Heaven knows we have received many like it. But this one is classical. It containes every one of the mistakes a married-cheating man can make.
"After seeing you profile picture, I had to write." OK, we get it. We are so flattered that we want to prostrate ourselves at your feet and worship you.
"I am a laid back, respectful married guy." Yes, you seem to respect everybody in this World except your wife.
"Our sex life has become infrequent and routine . . ." You poor bastard! Our hearts go out to you.
". . . without a drama that a having an affair could bring." Yea, right. Putting us on the evening news would be no drama at all; films at 11.
". . . I hope you will be flexible and open to it." Oh sure, if we don't say yes, we are inflexible and close-minded.
"I'm rambling on." This is the one true statement you have made.
WHAT A F**KING CLOWN.