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    LOVE IT!! Sure looks like a sex toy, doesn't it?
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    It looks like possibly natural bone growth, instead of a "carved" bone.

    Yep, I'll bet It's the antler off an ancient unicorn.

    Which...... might have directly related to their extinction.



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    Where in the Hell do you put in the batteries?
    Being in love is the best feeling in the world.
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    Hmmm, a very interesting object. Four inches long? Evolution has made improvements in sex toys.
    What says you cannot put new wine in old bottles?

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    If it was life-sized at the time, then evolution has improved more than just sex toys . . .
    I'd rather go to hell for doing something I enjoyed than heaven wondering what it's like.

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    You folks may want to take a second look at that picture. The ruler is five inches long, and isn't nearly as tall as the object in question.

    As a man, I'd say it's at least nine inches long, but as an objective viewer, I'd say it's actually 6.5 to 7 inches.
    Being in love is the best feeling in the world.
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    Her birthday is coming soon, and now I have an idea for the perfect one-of-a-kind present. Gotta go, there is a whittling knife to be sharpened.

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    Maybe it was the ancient equivalent of the dreaded cock pic from the prehistoric swingers ad site... meant to be sent by courier mammoth

    lol... I've been seeing too many of those in the last few days from various men who think that's what I want to see.
    Who doesn't like a PB&J sandwich?

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    Quote Originally Posted by two4youinswva View Post
    You folks may want to take a second look at that picture. The ruler is five inches long, and isn't nearly as tall as the object in question.

    As a man, I'd say it's at least nine inches long, but as an objective viewer, I'd say it's actually 6.5 to 7 inches.
    I think its metric, so maybe 7 centimeters times 2.54...... its a whopper

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    Quote Originally Posted by fun4Ds View Post
    I think its metric, so maybe 7 centimeters times 2.54...... its a whopper
    Good point.
    I fail at the scientific method.
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    Guess I failed the measurement test, too. Just as well. I always tell anyone who asks me about size preferences, "It's not like I go 'round with a ruler or anything!"

    =)
    I'd rather go to hell for doing something I enjoyed than heaven wondering what it's like.

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    that's 7cm/2.54=2 3/4"
    Just because we have to grow old does NOT mean we have to grow up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by divenaked View Post
    that's 7cm/2.54=2 3/4"
    That was just a test, to see who was paying attention




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    Quote from the article "Perhaps instead of, or in addition to, its sexual purpose, the object may have been used as a tool, such as to chip flakes of flint, "

    Of course, mom needed something to tell the kids when they found it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coupleerotic22 View Post
    Quote from the article "Perhaps instead of, or in addition to, its sexual purpose, the object may have been used as a tool, such as to chip flakes of flint, "

    Of course, mom needed something to tell the kids when they found it.
    It's for Mommy's back, and feet. Now run along kids!
    Being in love is the best feeling in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by two4youinswva View Post
    OMG That is hilarious!!! The copy writing rocks!! I have to send that to my wife.

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    344348674_c9b24062c0.jpgThe ancient Romans had a gift for this sort of thing, too.
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    mandelbrot.bmp Speaking of phallic symbols, I have been meaning to ask you about this new Avatar of yours. I know it is a Mandelbrot set. But it is inclined at an angle that is new to me. It strikes me as resembling a cock and balls.

    I am also reminded of the first time that somebody made the suggestion to me that the plot of a double Bessel function looked like a big pair of boobs. It gave me an entirely new view of mathematics and geometry.
    What says you cannot put new wine in old bottles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple View Post
    mandelbrot.bmpSpeaking of phallic symbols, I have been meaning to ask you about this new Avatar of yours. I know it is a Mandelbrot set. But it is inclined at an angle that is new to me. It strikes me as resembling a cock and balls.

    I am also reminded of the first time that somebody made the suggestion to me that the plot of a double Bessel function looked like a big pair of boobs. It gave me an entirely new view of mathematics and geometry.
    I guess there's just no end to the entertainment to be derived from the liberal arts!
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