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    Default Re: Uomo's Blowjob Hypothetical

    CA, be careful, she's "heartless."
    You get what you play for.

  2. Back To Top | #52

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrax
    CA, be careful, she's "heartless."
    I believe it was a question of you having too much heart. <EG>

    Ves

    The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vespertine
    I believe it was a question of you having too much heart. <EG>
    Yes, that was the question. Your "answer" was heartless, not that I'm bleeding inside (too much) from your response.

    Thread hijack over. Nothing more to see here. Move along. I say, move along.

    (Psssst, Curious, if I were you I would still be very careful.)
    You get what you play for.

  4. Back To Top | #54

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vespertine
    Yes please!
    Let me get my hat.
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

  5. Back To Top | #55

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrax
    CA, be careful, she's "heartless."

    Who cares, have you seen her avatar and profile pic?
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

  6. Back To Top | #56

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrax
    Yes, that was the question. Your "answer" was heartless, not that I'm bleeding inside (too much) from your response.

    Thread hijack over. Nothing more to see here. Move along. I say, move along.
    I only Bwahaha'd.

    Spoo's the heartless one. Not me!!!
    Ves

    The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

  7. Back To Top | #57

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    Quote Originally Posted by curiousagain
    Let me get my hat.
    I don't hear any knocks at my door yet.
    Ves

    The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

  8. Back To Top | #58

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrax
    Yes, that was the question. Your "answer" was heartless, not that I'm bleeding inside (too much) from your response.

    Thread hijack over. Nothing more to see here. Move along. I say, move along.
    All the mental masturbation is pretty much like a circle jerk without the happy ending anyway.
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

  9. Back To Top | #59

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vespertine
    I don't hear any knocks at my door yet.
    I'm gassing the jeep right now.
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

  10. Back To Top | #60

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    Quote Originally Posted by curiousagain
    Who cares, have you seen her avatar and profile pic?
    Well, yes I have seen her avatar. And I hope your medical insurance covers that whole "penis borrowing" thing, just in case. Have fun, though!
    You get what you play for.

  11. Back To Top | #61

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    My last name is not Bobbit, FYI.
    Ves

    The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

  12. Back To Top | #62

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    Did anybody else think it was odd that someone by the name of Bobbit suffered the ultimate "bobbing"?

    BTW, if everybody is naked out on the beach under the stars, it's awful difficult to conceal weapons.
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

  13. Back To Top | #63

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vespertine
    I only Bwahaha'd.
    Spoo's the heartless one. Not me!!!
    Enabler!
    You get what you play for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vespertine
    My last name is not Bobbit, FYI.
    Well, of course. That would be too obvious!
    You get what you play for.

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    Default Re: Uomo's Blowjob Hypothetical

    Quote Originally Posted by Vespertine
    Yes please!
    Ves - you might want to hold out for a big one...

    I mean - I DO go to Florida occassionally

    Spoomonkey the heartless
    "Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities." - C. S. Lewis

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    hypothetically, I have a huge one.
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

  17. Back To Top | #67

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    I think that depends on the definition of big dick.
    You get what you play for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrax
    I think that depends on the definition of big dick.

    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

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    roflmao
    Ves

    The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

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    To un- hijack this thread, let me say... this is not b.s.

    I live in a small very provincial town and I am dealing with a custody battle... My status as a single mom is putting my ability to retain custody of my children into question... Yes they actually moved forward on my ex's petition because I failed to get my child at the bus stop...once. Even though I had made arrangements with the other mom at the stop and her son was there to pick up both our kids. The bus driver didnít let my daughter off , because she didnít see me.

    My dating more than one man over the 12 years I have been divorced, has been brought into court... the fact I shared pictures of my kids with my extended family on the web has been made into... I am exposing them to pedophiles... because they found one picture of me ( partial only part of the side of my face... but the ex could recognize me) with another woman on another site all together...due to the stupidity of an ex boyfriend.

    So don't assume this stuff is just funny... if you are a swinger and your ex finds out... you bet they will "useĒ it.

    They will make you out to be someone who should be in a cell next to Jeffrey Damer and child pornographers. Custody and paternity is one of the most endlessly litigious and acrimonious matters that exist.

    They are nothing but hypothetical... until you get hit with a subpoena on the simple fact you have an adult lifestyle that is totally separate and removed from your children.

    It is totally insane that in a town with a church on every corner , that the ex who was and is an adulterer is more OK, in the eyes of the court than I am.

    Ginger Meadows

    ( names changed to protect the innocent)

    Ginger Meadows is my "porn" name ... the old game ... 1st name is your first pet....2nd is your street you live on)

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    This is not as much of a hypothetical as we might think. There was a case in Chicago where 2 people had an affair that (according to the man) included only 3 instances of oral sex. No intercourse. In case anyone wants to look into it further, the names were Mr. Phillips and Ms. Irons.

    Anyway, he says she took his sperm after a blowjob and got herself pregnant. Then, 2 years later, sued for child support. He claimed theft and fraud (which, as you guys have said, wouldn't fly) The part about this that I found funniest was the following part of the decision...
    "when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift - an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee . . . . There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

    Well DAMN! next time, I'm gonna get a reciept.

    On the other hand, the court DID say that he could make a claim of emotional distress, since he was (supposedly) pretty traumatized by her decietfull actions.

    (first post, by the way)
    CuteGeekBoy

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutegeeks
    Anyway, he says she took his sperm after a blowjob and got herself pregnant. Then, 2 years later, sued for child support. He claimed theft and fraud (which, as you guys have said, wouldn't fly) The part about this that I found funniest was the following part of the decision...
    "when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift - an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee . . . . There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."
    Damn, are we talking semen or land here???

    Welcome to the Board, cutegeeks.

    Mr. WS
    "Sex is something you do, sexuality is something you are." ~ Anna Freud
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    Quote Originally Posted by ginger meadows
    To un- hijack this thread, let me say... this is not b.s.

    I live in a small very provincial town and I am dealing with a custody battle... My status as a single mom is putting my ability to retain custody of my children into question... Yes they actually moved forward on my ex's petition because I failed to get my child at the bus stop...once. Even though I had made arrangements with the other mom at the stop and her son was there to pick up both our kids. The bus driver didnít let my daughter off , because she didnít see me.

    My dating more than one man over the 12 years I have been divorced, has been brought into court... the fact I shared pictures of my kids with my extended family on the web has been made into... I am exposing them to pedophiles... because they found one picture of me ( partial only part of the side of my face... but the ex could recognize me) with another woman on another site all together...due to the stupidity of an ex boyfriend.

    So don't assume this stuff is just funny... if you are a swinger and your ex finds out... you bet they will "useĒ it.

    They will make you out to be someone who should be in a cell next to Jeffrey Damer and child pornographers. Custody and paternity is one of the most endlessly litigious and acrimonious matters that exist.

    They are nothing but hypothetical... until you get hit with a subpoena on the simple fact you have an adult lifestyle that is totally separate and removed from your children.

    It is totally insane that in a town with a church on every corner , that the ex who was and is an adulterer is more OK, in the eyes of the court than I am.

    Ginger Meadows

    ( names changed to protect the innocent)

    Ginger Meadows is my "porn" name ... the old game ... 1st name is your first pet....2nd is your street you live on)

    Sorry you are going through all of this right now. Custody and divorce are often heartbreaking for everyone involved.

    The best advice I can give you is to always be open and honest with your attorney. It is amazing to me how often clients hide things because they are worried that if they are honest the attorney will make a judgement and not work as hard for them to win.

    Next, is that as hard as it can be, try to separate your anger for your EX from what is in the best interest of your child. It doesn't take long for the courts to see who is jerking the other parent around and who really cares about the children.

    Be the first one to suggest family counseling, child counseling, mediation, and bend over backwards to allow the other parent to see the child.

    The petition about the bus stop doesn't really mean anything, anyone can petition for anything. A lot of the time when this is done the petitioning parent is trying to keep control over the custodial parent, or trying to outspend the other parent in legal bills. I hope your attorney is asking for your EX to pay his/her fees. The judge might not award them every time, but if he keeps bringing you back to court for petty reasons it will happen.

    Good luck to you and your family.

    Mrs. Me

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    And I've got a friend who returned from being overseas a year in the service of this country to find his wife 3 months pregnant. They divorced and went their separate ways and 18 years later she sued him for back child support and won.

    Which is one of the reasons I have high contempt and low respect for the legal system and say all this is just mental masturbation.

    Everything is so twisted and screwed up in the courts and justice is but a fleeting thing rarely seen and even more rarely caught.

    You can't say what is right and what is wrong, because it's all on a case by case, judge by judge, jury by jury basis.
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

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    Isn't this what happen to tennis star, Boris Becker? After his last Wimbledon appearence he goes to a London bar for a few drinks. He meets up with a sexy Russian honey that gives him a BJ in the closest. She saves the ejaculate and inserts it in herself. 2 years later after DNA test oreclaim its his child after he proclaimed it wasnt his, he is slapped with child support payments. Go figure who is resposible.

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