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    And another one from SLS, quoted verbatim:


    We Are Looking For:

    "Looking for first bi ex/little shy sexy and nice girl house party wife never been orshe loves boatng very been on lake st clare"

    Description:

    "gooding looking girl north of the border but like too try or be tryed south of the border for first timer any hourse partys let us known thank,s"

    Don't know about you, but this profile makes me HOT! (not)

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    Quote Originally Posted by spamcatcher View Post
    "fit, mature, progressive, educated professional childless couple we don't suffer fools (republicans) lightly"

    No matter what your politics are, is it wise to summarily alienate half the people in the country with one stupid statement?
    I saw one just like that. They stated in their profile, "We don't like Bush!"
    I thought that was odd as the perv in me was reading at the time. I sent them a quick E-mail asking what they thought of a nice trimmed bush. The reply was a basic flame against the GOP.

    I just sat back and thought, "WTF?"
    Veni, Vidi, Veni!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CXXC View Post
    I saw one just like that. They stated in their profile, I sent them a quick E-mail asking what they thought of a nice trimmed bush. The reply was a basic flame against the GOP.


    We try to leave politics out of this. I enjoy a good political discussion/debate/argument probably more than most, but we're here because we want to play, not argue!

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    Wow. I had to post here after coming across this gem:

    UPDATE: it would be kinky if we could find someone that owned a male dog for fun.

    All I have to say is

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    Quote Originally Posted by CXXC View Post
    I saw one just like that. They stated in their profile, "We don't like Bush!"
    I thought that was odd as the perv in me was reading at the time. I sent them a quick E-mail asking what they thought of a nice trimmed bush. The reply was a basic flame against the GOP.

    I just sat back and thought, "WTF?"
    Some people seem to have substituted politics in place of their religion and in so doing seem to have put all the of bigotry and blind faith you find in a fundamentalist in their politics. If I were still in school it would make a fascinating paper, I wonder if its been done.

    The way to think about these things is that you are lucky they identify themselves so easily. Its like the other no (insert race, religion, whatever) profiles out there.

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    We are probably getting dangerously close to having a political discussion here, and that is something that is not allowed on Swinger's Board. Lets just chalk it up to posting your political beliefs in your profile are not a wise decision and leave it at that.

    Thanks!
    Try anything once, twice if it is fun, three times if it is real good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spamcatcher View Post
    "gooding looking girl north of the border but like too try or be tryed south of the border for first timer .......
    Other than their grammar errors, I actually found that to be a funny way to say she's bi-curious.
    - But that's just me and my teenage/Blink-182 sense of humor.
    "Like Johnny and June"

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    Here's one:

    and im a person who pays very to detail

    FAIL.

    Thrax
    You get what you play for.

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    This one made me smile:

    "If I Knew It Was Gonna Be This Kinda Party..."

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    Someone had this listed as their tagline on SLS. It got me for a second until I read it.

    User has elected to be INVISIBLE to members with NO sense of humor!




    and this was the tagline for the very next profile....


    We have all of our TEETH!!!

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    We really liked this one on SLS:

    Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
    Intellectuals searching for mind-body fusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by IvoryTowers View Post
    We really liked this one on SLS:

    Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
    I know I'm taking the thread off target here, but - the newest one I like from Nickelback:

    S is for the Simple Need. E is for the Ecstasy. X is just to mark the spot cause that's the one you really want..... Sex is always the answer, it's never the question.
    Get your mind out of the gutter so mine can float by!

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    FWIW, I saw one that said "we want to find a couple that we can have a fight with from time to time"

    I tried to find a way that this could have been a typo, and couldn't !

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    I mentioned a friend of ours in another thread, who has a twisted sense of humor, and applies it to their profile. I checked it again this morning, and got this line from it.

    "U should be a socially retarded couple that rarely bathes, brushes, or shaves. “The hairier the better” is what we always say."

    They probably have the longest profile that I've ever seen, and it's friggin' hilarious. I hesitate to post a link to it because I don't know if that's allowed. I do find the thought of him noticing that the number of people checking out their profile has suddenly jumped for no apparent reason to be funny though...

    Yeah, he's not the only twisted one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by fun4Ds View Post
    FWIW, I saw one that said "we want to find a couple that we can have a fight with from time to time"

    I tried to find a way that this could have been a typo, and couldn't !
    Sounds like this was intentional, but if you change the 'f' in "fight" to an 'n', it would instantly be a more normal tag line.
    Through every dead and living thing, Time runs, like a fuse. -- Jackson Browne

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    Quote Originally Posted by fun4Ds View Post
    FWIW, I saw one that said "we want to find a couple that we can have a fight with from time to time"

    I tried to find a way that this could have been a typo, and couldn't !

    My thoughts went to make up sex!!!

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    Ok, these are not actual taglines I've seen (yet), but I thought I'd throw them out there for people to pike, swipe, purloin, gaffle, pinch, pick, snag, or otherwise misappropriate. Listed here with their origin:

    I'm very bendy - Friends quote

    Sex appeal: give generously - T-shirt

    Nobody knows I'm a lesbian - T-shirt I used to wear in solidarity with women-lovers everywhere

    I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is - T-shirt my ex-girlfriend considered getting me before she got me the last one... it hit a little too close to home

    If you think sex is overrated, you underestimate me - keychain I had when I was a dorky teenager (my mom bought it for me... weird)

    I melt in your mouth, not in your hands - duh...

    Soldiers need Hummers - T-shirt

    Nice shoes, wanna f*** - button

    My place or right here? - button

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    "It's not about us, it's ALL about us"

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    He he, this one caught my eye the other day... and it was a super-hot woman!

    "I snatch kisses and vice versa"

    Yes please
    Trixie
    Speed & Trixie

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    I came across this tagline earlier in the month that made me laugh:
    "Damn the groundhog to hell"

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    Quote Originally Posted by LikeMinds321 View Post
    I'm getting a good laugh from all the posts. Thanks for sharing.


    Here are some I recently came across on Swing Lifestyle that got my attention:




    "moosecock"


    LM

    OMG, I just saw this one too! Wonder if we are in the same area. It definately got my attention! We are new on there so ours is really lame and boring and no pics

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    Found this tagline today at a Swing Lifestyle profile. I swear I did not make this one up.

    BEEN ENJOYING SEX FOR YEARS,THINK IM READY TO INCLUDE A PARTNER
    If you want monogamy, marry a swan.

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    Ours is not a tagline, but we probably should think up a good one...

    "Looking for playmates. Meets and Greets FIRST."
    My opinion is just that... take it or leave it.

    Enjoy the "Now" nothing else exists.

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    This morning, I read the most incredible statement in an SLS profile. Quote, "She can go all night. He, after a point, has to stop for fear of a heart attack." I almost fell out of my chair.
    If you want monogamy, marry a swan.

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    Here are some more SLS Sillies.

    "He can't do this stuff unless she's around"

    "Wish I could think of something cool to write."
    If you want monogamy, marry a swan.

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