He's a Monkey, doesn't that mean he's always naked?
Seriously Spoo, I've met you and Mrs Spoo and I can't see any reason why anyone would reject either of you. You didn't really tell us what happened during the course of the rejection, but I have to go with the theory that either she decided she just couldn't handle the monkey, or she just wasn't really ready in general to swing.
So did you get upstairs, get your clothes off and she just took off running back downstairs? or what?