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    12 years
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    2/29/92

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    New Horizons, Freedom Acres, Couples Oasis, Miami Velvet, Trapeze. Sea Mountain Inn and Desire;)

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  1. Several years ago on a group trip to Desire we made our own ABC theme night when the resort had a dressy night and everyone's costumes were so creative! It was so much fun! Not just the night but finding/making the costumes together was just as fun! I think I am forever warped because when I walk into an office supply store, Home Depot, Big Lots or Ross home sections, camping store etc. at times I catch myself looking at random household goods, building materials and thinking...wow that rug, piece of insulation, sign or mylar blanket would make a great ABC costume. ; ) I just thought of a new "You know you are a swinger if"...you and your husband walk into a Bed, Bath and Beyond and start trying on the bath mats and clear shower curtains. That was what we ended up wearing-John wore a clear shower curtain/soap on a rope/sword full of bubbles and I found a clear textured bath mat I cut up and made into a mini-skirt and made a bikini top with those black and white mesh shower sponges...dressed it up with some bracelets/armbands from left over pieces of the bath mat...I had necklace with bubble liquid too...that was fun to have on dance floor. Here are some ideas from others that were in our group: Two females made incredible colored paper clip bikinis that were HOT but very time consuming to make but the stories of how they made them were awesome. One male wore a Victoria Secret bag as his bottoms-cut out the bottom of the bag and fastened some sort of rope/string suspenders to hold it up- It was HILARIOUS! One female had a candy bikini made of those multi-colored candy necklaces One male attempted to make an outfit out of fruit roll-ups but due to the humidity at Desire-it melted before he could wear it out- he quickly improvised and made a sexy vest/shorts out of SDC bags we handed out. One female made a skirt out of those flexible cardboard signs from Home Depot= The front said-"Welcome or Come In we are Open" the back sign said "Sorry We are Closed" One couple made Mylar blanket outfits...really inexpensive and served dual purposes for the squirters in the playroom later. Some guys had some incredible outfits vest/kilts made of Trojan condoms- which also had dual purpose in the playroom later. One guy had a friend at fire department and fashioned an outfit out of old fire hoses- Hot! Couples made some crafty, sexy duct tape outfits dresses and vest-tight shorts/kilts and some had outfits of caution tape, beads, glow sticks I know I am blanking out on lots of other awesome outfits as it was four years ago but hopefully this will give you some ideas...Have Fun!!! Cheers, Allie P.S. For Greek/Roman night on our most recent trip- John wore a garland of grape leaves around his waist and safety pinned a bunch of red plastic grapes that hung down in front of his manhood. It was quite the hit with the ladies and the easiest costume ever. I think that would work for ABC night too.
  2. Great responses that make me smile! Many of us have stretch marks or csec scars and found out that our men do not care, some turned on, and like someone mentioned above, if you run into someone who does have a problem with it, that is no one you would want to play with anyway! Allie
  3. I happen to agree with this 100%. There was a day when I was shocked as hell that my husband put that first add up on CL for a mfm...thought he'd lost his mind! We don't even use swinger dating sites for meeting others-we prefer clubs and swinger parties...the thought of endless back n forth emails, the thought of dinner dating/meeting another couple on that one night you have a sitter and the possibility of nothing clicking... just doesn't sound fun to me at all. The CL responses were very transparent and easy to spot the bots and the "unreal", the cheaters, the flakes or the ones that just "don't get it", the selfish-I can give you what your man can't attitude or just the many who are unable to follow simple instructions. After those were eliminated, to my surprise, there were some great choices left! I'm adventurous/spontaneous type and there wasn't any couples' parties on that Sun. afternoon, we were feeling naughty so I said, ok what the hell, I'll try it. I was blown away by the incredibly positive experience we had that first time and how easy, fast and drama free it was to set up. I gave my hubby a second try at picking out a date on CL...fun again! (at swinger clubs, I am the one who generally sets play up with couples we are interested in-this CL thing is all him until he is down to a handful that he feels I would enjoy) The third time, I was getting nervous and thought he (my husband) couldn't possibly keep "getting lucky" at picking out such quality single men on CL but it was "out of this world" fun and definitely the third was a charm! (so much so we shared our CL secret on a podcast - even though we don't consider it swinging). I saw this thread earlier but I was still in the "I can't believe how lucky we have been and thinking in the back of my mind we were due for a real CL nightmare scenario" mindset. Well, at least 8 experiences over the last year and all great guys and experiences...three of them 'off the charts' great, I can say it isn't just luck. My husband has some skills and there are some real quality guys that use CL - my stereotypical image of running into the greasy, beer bellied guy that sold me the used dresser was proven wrong over and over again. We still prefer playing and socializing with swinging couples but I am definitely down for the occasional naughty CL adventure! Allie
  4. I don't think the soft swap posters above are "not allowing" their play partners to cum, seems to me it is just simply a matter of "where" they are cumming...just a different "style of play" choice or preference. I don't think there is a swooping generalization in regards to "style of play" that can be placed on full or soft swap couples-every couple is different. Communication is the key as it is always. Whether you are playing with full or soft swap couples it's the same. You need to know how they play...just ask them if you don't know. I also think that whether a couple is soft or full, it is much better if the couple does not have different boundaries for each other and if so, they should communicate that to the other couples or stay within their boundaries during play. I was placed in an awkward situation with a full swap couple recently regarding "where" the male was allowed to cum. She is allowed to cum anywhere at any given time with anyone she chooses. They full swap and are not shy about it. In a very heated hot tub impromptu group play session she was cumming multiple times with multiple people...hubby and I were having sex, not involved with the group "action" but near it. The male came over and put his dick in my mouth and came (she did not see-was in the throws of her own orgasms with 3 women). Hubby and I got out of hot tub and went to the bar for a drink. Later she went ballistic, threatened to kick him out of the house, to throw his clothes to the curb-screaming at him! We watched this and had no idea what they were fighting about. The owner later came back to the bar and said he had been out front dealing with some major drama with one of his host couples. He said the male came in some woman's mouth and she apparently does not allow him to do that. Neither the owner or the woman knew it was me...and the owner was just as surprised as I was that she had this rule with him. I found this out a little later when I went to the owner in private to find out more about the situation, to confess to him and apologize. I got the 411 and had he cum in my pussy that would have been ok with her but she does not allow him to cum in a woman's mouth. Whoops! I felt icky for being a part of that and was relieved that the male did not tell her it was me and I did not have to get involved with the drama. I went off topic a bit there,sorry... just needed to get it off my chest. There were other aspects of that situation like when a couple has different boundaries for each other, doesn't openly communicate those rules with others and breaks their rules in play situation that probably belong in another thread. But, to tie this into the OP, that recent situation with the full swap couple reinforces to me that it really doesn't matter if the couple is full or soft swap EVERY couple has their own style of play and comfort levels and to try and limit uncomfortable situations...just ask them. I was also reminded, since our style of play is anything goes except penetration swap, that I shouldn't assume that all couples that swap penetration are going to be automatically comfortable with our oral play either...I need to take my advice and just ask more specifics, I guess!
  5. (*tongue firmly in cheek*) What you should do is get yourselves about a dozen Pineapple Flags. Pineapple Thread
  6. Yes. I see it all the time in clubs...ALL the time! Although I'm not full swap couple, I think I can say I'm pretty experienced. We have played with new couples quite a few times. I have never experienced drama with first time couples we have played with at clubs or resorts. In fact, I would say at times I have been surprised that they were new. I think the drama potential is decreased when a couple makes it to a club/resort together. I think it is pretty easy to tell in a club setting the difference between new couples that have done their homework, communicate well, love and respect each other and just have few first time club jitters and a new couples that are not on the same page, one pushy spouse, jealous, and just aren't both ready to be there. I think you two have done your homework, communicate well, respect each other, and will have a blast at the club! Don't worry so much about not finding a couple to play with on your first club outing-that just adds unnecessary pressure. Just go and have FUN with each other! Allie
  7. I'm sitting on the patio of a swing club. It is a warm evening and I'm enjoying my last few bites of pineapple salad while watching my wife flirt with a couple from across the room. I feel a set of hands reach around my face to cover my eyes. Next, a friendly kiss is planted on my cheek, then the hands are released from my eyes and I'm met with a sultry welcoming voice, "Hi John!" It's her! It's..it's that girl that helped me have a tremendous orgasm some nights ago. The one that kissed me while we went down on my wife together. I can remember how delicious she was in bed. I can remember how her toes curl when she orgasms. I can remember her favorite sports team, what she drinks, where her kids go to school...but for the life of me, I cannot remember her name! I've heard many people say that it is easier to remember someone's name if you say it out loud twice when you meet them. Something very robotic like, "Hi, I'm John. Oh nice to meet you Mack. So what do you do Mack?" But oh hell no, this rule doesn't always work. My wife, her husband and myself probably SCREAMED her name out at least a dozen times a few nights ago and I STILL cannot remember her name. Is it rude to tell her I forgot her name? Probably not, but how do I properly frame the question? "I'm sorry, I know we've had sex recently, but I can't seem to remember your name just right now." I probably won't have to worry about asking the question because I feel like any second she is going to drop the bomb on me. "John, you don't remember my name do you?" If she says that, I'm prepared. I'll use humor and reply, "Of course not, Henrietta". I don't think I've ever met a Henrietta so hopefully this is a safe bet. Freedom from this sticky situation is only a few feet away. My wife is still chatting with the other couple so I could just excuse myself, go ask my wife what to call this lovely lady and be done with it...BUT her hand is on my leg now and I like where the conversation is headed. If I wait it out long enough, maybe we'll end up naked again and I'll hear her husband say or scream her name out loud and I'll be off the hook. A few minutes later I am saved. She stands up and says, "Alan and I are going to play upstairs. Hope to see you there." Alan? Thanks but I already knew that. Seconds later, my wife returns. I ask her, "Baby, why didn't you come over and join us?" To which she replies, "I wanted to, but I felt awkward because I couldn't remember that girl's name".
  8. Thanks ncmd_couple you guys rock! Like John said, we regret not bumping into to you two! We did have the pleasure of meeting redgirlwithfreckles and would love to hear their take on the event too! They were both glowing with huge smiles on their faces every time we saw them..think they might have some hot times to share. Cheers, Allie
  9. Thanks for starting this thread! We had a blast! I agree with just about everything that has been said so far and my only regret was that I didn't get to meet ncmd_couple. As has been stated, there were problems with check-in on Thursday. The Friday breakfast was disastrous and the trip to Trapeze was riddled with problems on Thursday night. However, the way that the staff and Jason handled these problems really impressed me. There were 35 couples in our group and believe me, when I heard about some of these problems I was quite perturbed. BUT....what turned it around for me was when we returned from Trapeze very late on Thursday night (Friday Morning?). As we got off the bus we were met by Jason who was standing there with a fist full of cash. He stood behind his event and I watched him refund $60 (the entrance fee that Trapeze charged us) to everyone in line. Even people who did not have a receipt were given their money back. After the Friday Breakfast Fiasco, getting fed was not a problem. The food on Friday night, Saturday morning and Saturday night was plentiful, tasty and free. Swingfest made the appropriate adjustments and we certainly took advantage of the food and free bar on Friday and Saturday nights. There were definitely bumps in the beginning but I'll definitely go back and would recommend this party to anyone who is thinking of attending next year. All in all it was so much fun and we made a lot of new friends and great memories. John
  10. The summer before my Junior year in high school. This just popped in my head: My daughter starts high school next year. Oh my! John
  11. Excellent point. I feel the same way. I let my wife do the "transitioning" that way I can be certain that we are travelling at the same speed. I've had the opportunity to watch her in action and some of my favorites so far have been.... 1. The Swing Set Game from greatsexgames.com - Forget the game, just play a few cards as an ice-breaker. 2. "I really like your (tatoo, piercing, breasts, panties, outfit). Do you mind if I get a closer look? 3. We're going upstairs (to the play area) if you are comfortable come up and join us. John
  12. (A TV is switched on. Let's watch.) TV ANCHOR WOMAN: Well, we're just moments away from witnessing what promises to be a historical speech. ANCHOR MAN: Nearly all of the members are seated. I think what makes these speeches so interesting are the President's oral skills. TV ANCHOR WOMAN: I couldn't agree more. Plus, he is also a good public speaker too. ANCHOR MAN: His "Dream" speech was SO inspiring. (CUT TO: We hear audio from a PAST speech from days gone by...) THE PRESIDENT: I have a Swing! I have a swing and one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of swinging. Let swinging ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let swinging ring from every mountainside. Let swinging ring! Swing at Last! Swing at Last! Thank..... (interrupts) ANCHOR MAN: We're moments away and I'm not really sure why we are still waiting? Shouldn't this have begun about 20 minutes ago? ANCHOR WOMAN: (sigh) John and Allie from Swingercast decided to attend "spontaneously" so we're just waiting on them to arrive and then the President will start. ANCHOR MAN: Okay it looks like everyone is seated. Here we go... PRESIDENT: My fellow swingers, swappers, playmates, lifestylers, friends with benefits and curious lookie-loos....thank you for coming and....also thank you for attending this event. Let me begin by recognizing that some of you do not like labels. Some of you prefer the word "playmate" to the word "swinger" and I applaud you for your diversity. Whatever you decide to call your way of playing is your choice. Some younger “players” do not like the word “swinger”. Yet in 2008 more people learned about swinging than ever before. I am happy to report that the State of the Swing is Strong! (The members of the House rise in applause and then many of them begin to shake hands, embrace, kiss, remove clothing. They slowly sit back in their seats as the President resumes his speech). PRESIDENT: There are over 3,000 swing clubs in the world and hundreds of dating sites. The number of new homes with pre-installed hot tubs is off the charts. Yet in spite of all the wonderful people exploring the Lifestyle MANY people still look down on us. To them I say, ner-ner-ner-ner. Our marriages are stronger because we don't have affairs and we don't lie to each other! (More Applause. One Senator wipes her eye. Another appears bored and takes out a small pocket vibrator). PRESIDENT: United, we are a billion dollar industry. Divided, we are still a very fun group of horny couples. We have resorts like Desire, Hedo and Pleasure Grove. And there are new resorts like Temptations opening up each year. There are events like Swingfest, Couplesfest, Naughty in N'awlins, Playcate and the San Francisco Convention. My point is that there are a large number of businesses competing for your vacation dollars. When swinger resorts compete, swingers win better service, better accommodations and best of all, variety. Speaking of variety, there are MILLIONS of us. Before the Internet, swingers had to find a classified ad and then write an actual letter to a prospective play partner. The Internet shortened our waiting times and is bringing us all together faster, and again providing us with even more variety. Now, what I am about to say next might not be popular with some of our friends who operate dating sites. Dear Dating Site Owners, Your customers LOVE your sites. Yes, there are new ones popping up every day. Yes, competition is fierce but dating site owners have to recognize that the Internet has changed! PLEASE STOP reprimanding our memberships and profiles for posting links to other web sites! Swingers like to share. We wanna share our pictures, stories and adventures with others. Yes, we enjoy YOUR sites. That is why so many of us pay to have online profiles. But it is 2008 and we are doing more on the Internet than only paying for ONE dating site. Blogs, podcasts, personal web pages and links to swinger clubs and events should be embraced, not shunned. (more applause) In the area of Swinger Science I am also happy to announce that the sightings of Unicorns have increased tremendously over the last few years. We still haven't found one but rest assured that we are still looking. (cheers) It has become a tradition at these speeches to invite someone to sit in the balcony. Then I direct your attention on them to make myself look like a caring soul. So, that is why I have invited Ms. Komalot Sinn to join us tonight. Komalot grew up in poverty but because of swinging she now drives an expensive car and has three homes. She is not a swinger or a porn star. How did she make her money? Why she is a waxologist of course. (Komalot waves. The crowd goes apeshit.) We've also made great strides in the area of Education. In the past, the media produced negative stories on swinging during "sweeps week" in February. Today, they do negative stories ALL THE TIME; in newspapers, television and radio! We've been the subject of HBO shows, broadcast sitcoms, a feature film and even a Superbowl commercial. Now, a Presidential speech would not be complete without a well-intentioned idea meant to stir the masses into a frenzy with a lofty but impossible to reach outcome. That is why I have directed the Ministry of Art to design an emblem that will immediately identify each and every one of us as a swinger. For security reasons, this emblem will only be available to those of us that already know the secret handshake and passwords. No vanilla person will ever be able to know the true meaning of the emblem and if they do come into this knowledge they will either immediately become a respectful swinger or we will use the "memory-eraser-thingy" as seen in the movie Men In Black to delete their awareness. It will come in a variety of colors. It WILL be shiny and it will immediately identify all of your swinging preferences from full swap to soft swap. It will also remember all the names of people you have ever played with, be equipped with GPS and will be capable of choosing the perfect outfit for ladies to wear on any given night. Unfortunately, it cannot be used as a strap-on until 2012. In closing let me say that the Senator from Texas has been staring at my crotch all night and that has been exciting the hell out of me. Good Night.
  13. Absolutely right. You can never be too cautious when it comes to kids and the internet. We use myspace to promote so we "friend" a lot of people. I always look at profiles and if I see kids pics on there then I run the other way. I don't know if it is laziness or ignorance but some (very few) people do not separate their "vanilla" profiles from their "adult" profiles on myspace. John
  14. - Swedish Meatballs (every club I've been to serves these.) - A Unicorn
  15. This is our first blog entry. It is an article that I wrote for a friendly blog at Gentle Nibbles Blog So you’ve chatted with them online, exchanged photos and maybe had a few phone conversations. It has taken weeks or maybe months to arrange dinner but the night has finally arrived. (If you just read that last sentence and thought to yourself, “weeks? months? Hell, I can arrange a dinner date in 10 minutes!” Please continue reading but send this author your phone number, we should do lunch. Once you are all seated pay special attention to how your two hotties treat the wait staff. I think it goes without saying that a couple that has agreed to meet you will probably (hopefully?) bend over backwards to impress you. But there is always that one guy or girl, who no matter how hard the wait staff tries, will never be happy. If the waiter can’t please them at the dinner table, you might have the same trouble in bed. The Asshole No, not the one you “reserve for special playmates”. I’m talking about the jerk that thinks he is cool because he can use condescending language and treat people as less than human. If you find yourself in this situation you should reconsider sexy time. Not because he is a jerk but for the simple reason that you don’t want to touch any part of what the wait staff did to his food back in the kitchen. Check, Please! If you’ve been around swingers long enough you know that we go on and on about communication. I’ve always found it interesting that after getting to know a couple we’ll learn exactly where the Mr. and Mrs. will let us put our happy parts and vice-versa in graphic detail. “You can cum on her tits, but not her face, in her vagina with a condom, not in her mouth…” You get the idea. But when it comes to the question, “Who pays the bill?” Many couples look more confused than a Sybian in a nun’s dormitory. I blame this phenomenon mostly on men and cut the ladies some slack in this area. Women have to deal with hair, makeup, shoes and I haven’t even begun to state the emotional issues that arise, so guys please, this is one part of the night that you can handle. Some may see this view as sexist but c’mon! I can’t fix her hair. I can’t pick out what she will wear. Reach into my pocket and pull out my wallet? This is within my realm of ability. If a couple invites you to dinner and they offer to pay, let ‘em! You can always pick up the tab next time. And if they turn out to be a dud with no chemistry, well at least you got a free meal for your trouble. If you invite a couple to dinner and you wanna go Greek, well that’s another story. Butt, if you wanna go Dutch then you should probably say so in your invite. “Let’s share the bill and some good conversation and see what the night brings.” Swinging should be about sharing and meeting a couple for dinner is no different. You’ll have lots of opportunities to share glances, conversations and good times. Watch the reactions of your guests, your partner and be attentive of your own behavior. And just be sure the waitress doesn’t catch you sliding your hands over each other under the table. Unless of course, she is cute, interested and available.
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