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Swingularity last won the day on September 20 2013

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  • Birthday 01/12/1963

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    Western MA
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    Intellectual and physical gymnastics.
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    She's an executive. He's a business owner.
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    Low milage.
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  1. Should add that one of the "issues" here with many people is the "poop" part. The lower colon is rather easily made squeaky clean with a few simple steps. First, a good BM is a great start. Then enemas series (2 or three). Followed with a shower cleanse. We love pure, organic coconut oil for all kinds of sexual uses (best lube ever, in our opinion, if no condoms are involved) and it makes for a yummy "add on" to skin anywhere on a body one would care to lick, rub, or whatever!
  2. This has nothing to do with "gay or straight" and everything to do with the myriad pleasurable sensations that can be found on, in, and around the anus. Prostate play, and prostate milking is an unbelievably intense way to edge and climax. And for males, the prostate as a part of an ESO (extended sexual orgasm) play date (with self or partner) can result in some of the longest and strongest orgasms imaginable. Remember, the male orgasm is TWO "things" that occur as, in most people's minds, one aligned "event": The climax and the ejaculation. But the only fixed part of a male orgasm is the ejaculation part (usually 3-10 seconds, with 3-10 "spurts"). The climax part can last for WAAAAYYYYYYYY longer than the ejaculation. In the case of ESO, well, google it up and get practicing. The aside here I'm delving into re: ESO is because prostate stimulation with finger, vibrators, etc. can both be an amazing adjunct to penile stimulation (HJ's, BJ's, sleeves, and pussy), or stand alone (focused prostate milking) with "look ma, no hands or mouth" male orgasms where the penis is not stimulated or touched in any way. This is not a "gay" or "straight" issue. This is a male sexual function, pleasure, and health issue. Prostate stimulation is a great way to check for irregular prostate "feel", and feeling a prostate during climax is amazing for one's self or a partner, as that amazing little gland becomes hard like a lightning loaded throbbing walnut and just feels amazing during climax. I blew a load up and over my head once during a fingered prostate play O with my wife. When I came out of the Orgasmic clouds we laughed like Hyena's.
  3. We selectively bring "already vetted" couples to our home playpen. Very comfortable set up, very sexy results. Note the word "vetted".
  4. Thanks for the replies, and very interesting to read. Shallowness aside (our profiles state we clearly DO enjoy intellectual "sexiness", people who laugh ALOT, and an attitude of sizzle that transcends the outside "shell" - it's just been a frustration. I guess especially the presumptuous guys. Like my wife says..."Sheesh, I'd rather fuck you for the 10,000th time than have THAT guy pawing away at me". She thinks I'm a sexy guy...yippee! Please don't think for one second we're dateless. Far from it. And we have met a few couples where we'd call them "absolutely perfect 12". As in She's a 6 and he's a 6 and they are just crazy hot sexy...and FUN sexy FUN to play with...and really fun to chat and banter and laugh with. All good. And I also know that I'm not every woman's cup of tea. While I haven't found many guys NOT interested in, ahem, engaging with Mrs. Swingularity, I have felt some of the female half's of potential play partners don't respond to me. I also know mostly why, but that is another thread (think subtlety gently tiptoes versus blunt instruments clanging). More of a style thing. Anyways, please note my disclaimer of douchey-ness and at least degree of tongue in cheek when I tossed this out there. It's a bummer to get to the end of an evening event and be thinking "If only Mrs. A was married to Mr. B" we'd be mingled on a bed having a slippery Orgasm extravaganza right about now...
  5. Okay, this has been a bit of a theme since the beginning. Please excuse the rantish and douchey sounding component and please feel free to relate your thoughts and experiences and observations along these lines. SO DAMN SICK of couples where one partner is a 7, 8, 9 and the other is a 3, 4, 5. How can "hot couples 2+2 attraction" and action occur when an AUTOMATIC take one for the team is in place because ONE of the four is woefully underwhelming? And that take one for the teamer is usually my wife. It's why I keep telling her "Please let me find you a super sexy sane single who happens to be a 9" so he and I can spit roast you to a quivering O fest that leaves no stone unturned, or better yet send you out alone. Nope, bless her, she wants me to interface my gifts with another couple's female "strange" and won't play ball on the MMF...YET! We, as a couple, are what we like to think of as a "near-perfect 15". But the formula is what's key: We add up to our 15 by EACH of us being a solid 7.5....not by her being a 10 and me being a 5 with generous judging. (My wife claims I'm a 9 due to being tall, full head of hair, with a runner's build and a great witty wit. And here I was thinking it was my majestic, magnificent member.... I claim she's a 10 due to her tall, willowy, slender build, beautiful smile, high IQ, and magic vibrating Kegel tunnel that tastes like honey, tickles like a feather, and sucks like a Dyson Dickilator). But I digress. What's with so many LS couples where there is one partner (usually the female) who is put together, attractive, hwp, interesting, engaging, aging incredibly well, and just downright SEXY. And the other partner (usually the guy) who is, well, cripes, gone to seed, poorly dressed, rarely flossed, schlumpily attired, dull at conversation, and in many cases presumptive that my wife will be interested in him just because his wife is hot. Aaaaarrrrgggg. Are we just unlucky, or is this why so many of the girls in the LS love playing with the other girls? We've been to many LS parties where we've seen Uneven after Uneven after Uneven couple. Guys...here's a hint. Untucked shirts don't hide beer belly shelves. End of douchey, partially tongue in cheek, frustrated rant. Feel free to pillory me, or chime in with your observations here.
  6. Awesome analogy. One could conjure fifty reasons to rationalize and justify a "sneaky green light" here. There's a thousand reasons better to do the "classy red light" instead.
  7. Guess we should stop updating our profile's info and pics, and stating that everything is 100% up-to-date and accurate. Seems like keeping up with the Swinging Jones' is about...fudging. If you fudge your "specs", what else do you fudge?
  8. Profile 101 for us includes recent pics of both of us, our "non fudging" ages, and our "non fudging" weights. So many anecdotes about people showing up for meets and the couple is 5" shorter, 50 pounds heavier, and 15 years older. Awesome, let's play! We also state the "Our pics, ages, weights are recent and accurate" so there is no confusion.
  9. But are those PAYING to fuck incentivised at all with regard to the safety of the body they are "buying for their use", and are all the other john's of our conscientious, regularly tested, glass slipper wearing "Pretty Woman" doing the same thing? Do prostitutes, and their johns, have more sex with more people? And does that open Pandora's pink box and sprinkle in STD's? There are supposedly many escorts, even high end, who don't always play safe. Exhibit A: NY's ex-governor who paid extra for barebacking "privileges" with his $5,000.00 a night "high end escort from a high end service". The very next day, she was sleeping with the next guy. And I'd venture to guess those "special privileges" were available to anyone who felt like a cherry on top. So, volume meets riskier and....? Final thoughts from us on this thread are we would personally prefer that our lifestyle play partners are not in the sex trade. Period. YMMV, not judging anyone, just expressing our real and/or imagined concerns and preferences. Guess we'll have to add "Are either of you an escort or gigolo?" to our questions during a chemistry check with a prospective couple over tea or drinks. Final question: If it took the thread starter stumbling upon this "escorting lifestyler" involvement in the sex trade, I wonder if the escort informs her potential and actual lifestyle play partners of her involvement in the sex trade so they may factor that into their "play decisions". It would seem that would be appropriate, but it hasn't been mentioned.
  10. Gotta say "paint me curious" as to how you come up with this? Why is this the case? How do you know? And call girls, versus our approach to swinger "vetting" and that of the swingers we swing with, have to take a shitload on faith from mostly strangers paying them for sex. My hunch is different than yours. Just a hunch.
  11. Not feeling attacked, and just curious by asking for others here for their read. We have a pretty clear research base on "sex volume versus sex riskiness" and statistical probabilities.
  12. Not to buzzkill, but what are folks STD risk thoughts as it relates to this topic?
  13. Must disagree with alot of your words, sorry to say and IOHO, JandK. Why would a "discreet married guy" be less clingy or less likely to get attached? Really? Why? Does a marriage vow & marriage license (which, btw, you are not respecting as a cheater) come with some kind of special exemption? If so, we've never heard of it. Less likely to carry an STD? Really? Why? There's an old saying "If he/she cheats WITH you, he/she will cheat ON you". Feel free to take a look at any of the numerous infidelity recovery sites on the internet. I have a sibling who needed to go to them years ago due to a cheating spouse. Guess what...the STD's passed along from cheating husbands and wives to their affair partners (or swingers like us!) is a FUCKING HUGE amount. There are thread after thread, stickies, and replies discussing all kinds of "GIFTS" married guys and gals are passing their "Play friends". The numbers are simply staggering. Feel free to take a look yourself. Since "good swinging" is by many considered "ethical non-monogamy" (at least by many), how can incorporating a cheating man into your "ethically non-monogamous" life be good? Every couple here needs to answer that question for themselves, and we don't judge anyone on their choices. Ours are simple. We won't swing with "cheaters", and likely not either with a couple who swings with married male's or married unicorn's if he/she is cheating on their spouse. Nope, not us. To each their own. This topic is, for us, not a pleasant one. YMMV, IOHO, feel free to ignore every one of our words here. Mr. and Mrs. Swingularity
  14. Married males, who don't have explicit permission from their spouse to play, are cheating. We are both 100% against facilitating a man who cheats on his spouse. To extrapolate further: "Let's see...this man lies to and cheats on his wife, and kids if he has them, but he'll be honest to us...acquaintances who he wants something from? A big part of swinging for us is trust in eachother and trust in our partners. We're supposed to trust a cheater? No way for us! Married men's betrayed wives, in our humble opinion, deserve our consideration.
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