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Flamekasters signature line made me think of something that happened several years ago and I wonder if this might be where their signature line comes from as well.... and perhaps there are others who have turned funny situations into whole new words.

 

Many years ago I was playing with some good friends of mine and it must have been one of the first time that I had given this guy head to completion because as he's getting close he yells "Julie I'm Gonna Cum" and I just kept going. I let him know later that I didn't need a warning (but that was rather polite of him). There was a room full of our friends when this occured and just the way that it happened was rather funny and resulted in a new term amongst our friends "JIGC" (or Julie I'm Gonna Come).

 

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FlameKasters Signature: BOHICA (Bend Over Here it Comes Again).

 

So after seeing FlameKasters signature line it reminded me of that story and I wondered if perhaps their term came from a similar funny experience... and wondered if perhaps others had coined their own terms after something funny happened or was said in a swinging situation.

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I don't think I have ever personally coined a term, but being in the military we sure use enough. Like the BOHICA and SNAFU (situation normal all fucked up) or FUBAR (fucked up beyond all recognition) There probably a million more as well, the others that pop into my mind are aviation specific so wouldn't translate well and they're more acronyms than terms I guess.

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My personal favorite was from "Heartbreak Ridge" with Clint Eastwood... "Cluster Fuck" :D

 

I personally can't even remember any that I may have come up with myself... I've slept since.

 

Although... after last Friday's party... the were referring to my wife as the "Scales Lady" :lol:

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JustMrJ said:

Although... after last Friday's party... the were referring to my wife as the "Scales Lady" :lol:

You might want to explain that one...

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GFABFFG

 

We pronounced it gif-af-fig (yes, I know it's not exactly like the letters). A girlfriend and I made it up in college, where we'd walk across campus and see a guy that looked really good. But, the closer he got, the more you'd realize that he wasn't nearly as good looking as when he was farther away. So, we'd say that the guy was: Good from afar, but far from good. It also works at a club, where low lighting meets drinking, and in my case, no glasses. Ditto for the beach--except for the low lighting part.

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Pepper, your story reminds me of one that I also picked up from going to clubs with a guy I kinda dated. "Buttahead" - used to refer to a girl (or guy) who has a great body but an ugly head/face.

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JustMrJ said:

Although... after last Friday's party... the were referring to my wife as the "Scales Lady" :lol:

Well... After the play began between my wife and several of the men, she began her 'singing' ("Ah ah ah ah ah")... now picture that like a singer practices 'Scales' going up in note with each "Ah"... now picture her doing five to six notes very audibly, then start at the bottom of the 'scale' again, rinse and repeat. This is how i know that her 'spot' is being hit.

 

You can see why the nick name came about. :lol:

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Does use change count. For the Harry Potter fans out there. We have Magic friends (Lifestyle friends) and Muggel friends (non lifestyler) We came up with this when the kids were younger and we would want to talk in the care about who we were meeting or the type of party we were going too. It just kind of seemed natural as our swing friends were always magical and well if you red Harry Potter you know the Muggles (Non Magic) folks just went on with their boring life’s never having a clue about the Magical community all around them.

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Yes, we came up with one a while back and have a lot of fun with it.

 

SWIRGIN

 

We've all been swirgins at one time or another, right?

 

Another cool one we just heard from our friends is: SWINKY, their term for Kinky Swingers...

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I like things that are more gooder. I use that all the time :rollseye:

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Shitnockered, that term came about when I was once pretty drunk and tried to tell my friends I was schnockered, except it came out shitnockered, and among my friends the term has stuck.:o

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Here is one I have used for years. The seven P's.

 

Proper prior planning prevents piss-poor performance!

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Mr. Sweet and I have the term SSWP (Stupid Spoiled Whore Playset/Player) for those Paris Hilton wannabes. This was inspired by a South Park episode.

 

And JustMrsJ, you're not alone. I've been called "Squeakers" for similar reasons . ..

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A term we use is "thinky."

 

You know how some people are attractive because they're sexual? Folks call them sexy. We believe the way people think can make them attractive. Hence, thinky.

 

As well as being sexy and gorgeous, L is a very thinky woman.

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Some funny stuff here :) 

 

How about you, have you ever created your own new term for something?

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We call the guys who like to poke all the women at a house party “bumblebees.”

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"Manuela" Name given to my left hand from giving hand jobs to anyone that wanted one at one of my husband's football parties.

 

We have a lot of code we use in public or at a vanilla party:

 

"I need to fix my face" Going to sneak away and get laid

 

"Honey, can you get me a napkin?" Tells my husband to take a peek up my skirt after I've been naughty with someone

 

"Hi, I'm Merci." When we meet a couple at a club or party and I'm signaling that it's okay, I'll fuck the guy if you want his hot wife. Comes from a party we hosted and one of the wives asked me if I'd give her husband a mercy lay. She had been getting it all night and he was sitting around like a bump. 

 

"Can I get a refill?" Tells my husband I'm available for sloppy seconds if he wants it.

 

"Have you seen my purse?" Looking for my vibrator. Usually because my partner came before I did. 

 

"I'd like a club soda" Tells my husband to look me over and make sure I don't have any cum on my dress or in my hair. Oh...it's happened.

 

 

 

 

 

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"It's time."  We say it to whomever in the family in front of the kids whenever the urge is getting too strong, and well, it's time.  Sometimes there's similar thinking among the rest, but someone has to mind the children.

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Two Rivers. My girlfriend and I use it when I want something that is like having two men in me. I got a fetish from not being able to have anal. I have tried it. My ass won't let anything in very deep without pain. I only do it with her and her husband. It's kind of nasty and I would be embarrassed to do it at a party. When her husband is fucking me she asks if I want two rivers. It is a nice way of asking if I want it. When he is fucking me she puts the tip of an enema bag in my ass and when I tell her she squirts warm water up in me. Sometimes I ask for it when I am about to cum and sometimes I ask for it when her husband is cumming in me. I like the feeling. We call it two rivers because she doesn't mind if her husband cums in my pussy. 

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Tinderizing, I toy with those that are just so out of touch they don’t get it. Recently after just a brief “hello” this fellow starts in on how he would like to get a room and have me be his fuck slut. He asks if I spit or swallow . I didn’t answer. Eventually I just said I was too classy for him (his profile said he was looking for a classy woman.) He continued to contact me, was I thinking of him? No. I said I am looking for intelligent men with style and substance. He kept at it. I encouraged him to learn to use his spell check. Then he called me a smart ass, changed his mind to dumb ass, why was I being such a bitch to him? He wants me to want him. When I finally said “keep wanking” he said “bye bye” like a small child. Was I bitchy? Maybe, but “he had it coming” (Chicago quote)

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We have a phrase...."Have you met my friend Chris". We where on the group bed at the club (with each other, not swapping) when a women crawled over and started making out with her. When they stopped, the women introduced herself by name (dont remember) then said "Have you met my friend Chris?" Next to Mrs R was another guy with his dick about 18" from her face. Mrs R instantly grabbed it and pulled it into her mouth and she blew him like a porn star. She now says that when she sees a guy that she is interested in, regardless of where we are. 

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