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About nice_cpl_n_bama

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    Where's the party!
  • Birthday May 20

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    Couple
  • Location
    Huntsville, AL
  • Interests
    Avid readers
  • Occupation
    Truck driver / Student
  • Swinging Experience
    A little over a year now.

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    nice_cpl_n_bama
  • Favorite Club(s)
    NASC, Alabama Roving Parties, Fantisies

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  1. EXACTLY! If I were to charge the true value of my lovely wife's services not even Bill Gates could afford to pay the toll. That being said, the other problem is I DON'T OWN HER. She is not mine to rent out, sell, give away, or loan out. She does what she wants, PERIOD.
  2. Hey everybody, I very much agree with the people who say "go for it" with rudeness in profiles. It's soooo much easier to identify the people you never want to meet in person. Now, if we just had as easy a way to identify those sorts at parties and socials. That attitude that some people put off that says "I AM THE GODDESS OF HOTNESS. FALL DOWN AND WORSHIP ME. IF YOU MEASURE UP I MIGHT CONDESCEND TO SPEAK TO YOU" gets really tedious. I think we need a new color for the swinger bracelet that means "we are hot and are only interested in super hot people." The shallow folks would be proud to wear it, and the rest of us could just steer clear. I'd MUCH rather spend my time with a couple who are older, plumper, but nice people than the young, hot, and shallow.
  3. I have had much the same problem in the past. For me the cure was to join a monthly house party group where we saw the same dozen couples in a quiet setting month after month. Once I got used to being in sexual situations with other women my troubles went away. I still have a problem every once in a while the first time I am with someone new. The prettier she is, the more likely I am to have an attack of first time nerves. Yes ladies, a limp penis CAN be a compliment The most important thing is to have fun. If the little soldier happens to be AWOL one night, you can still make a lady very happy with your tongue and fingers and charm and wit. If you don't get upset, and do your best to make her happy anyhow she'll probably be up for a rematch some other time when you aren't so stressed.
  4. Hello everybody, I thought I'd give this thread a bump and mention a few new developments. We did indeed launch a Liberated Christians group (see signature lines). We also found another truly great book. Get yourself a copy of "The Royal Law of Liberty" by Darwin Chandler. It not only covers sexuality but a complete moral and ethical system for the modern Christian. I'm only 5 chapters into it but so far it is one of the most profound books I've ever read. It's available from most of the big online book stores.
  5. We are both non-smokers. Laurie is allergic to tobacco smoke. Until she started on this newest allergy medication we couldn't go to night clubs or even some house parties. She would swell up and get wheezy from the smoke. We even had a few smokers assert that she was lying about the allergy just because she didn't like smoke
  6. Hello All, Something happened at a recent party that got me thinking about the extra large condoms. First, let me say that I'm a little above average myself, a little over seven and about the thickness of a D cell flashlight. I use Crown skinless skin condoms. They have a slimmer than usual profile. They feel more sensitive. I've used condoms like Inspiral or Trojan twisted pleasure and found that the extra room in those took away from sensitivity instead of adding to it. XXL condoms are just an ego thing as far as I can tell. The proof of that follows. One of the ladies at a house party we attend was bragging that she had been with a guy who's unit was so big he couldn't use even the XXL condoms. She claimed that he had to special order super large condoms to fit his mammoth tool. Everyone was getting as little annoyed with her endless tall tales and inability to shut up and give other people a chance to talk from time to time. Little did she know that she was stepping right into the trap of one of my favorite party tricks. I pulled out one of my crown condoms, rolled it down over my hand, worked my other hand inside. By this time some of the regular attenders were stifling giggles because they have seen this gag before. I stretched it out and put it over my head with the ring between my mouth and nose. I breathed in through the mouth and out through the nose several times to inflate the condom into a giant diving helmet and said "WOW, not even an XXL would fit? Maybe I should stick my head in there and look around to see if he did any damage." Ok, so maybe that was mean, but she did stop with the wild stories after that.
  7. Hello All, I'm really hard to get off. I often play with 4 or 5 different women during a party. I'm difficult to get off with intercourse and almost impossible with oral. Only 2 women besides my wife have ever managed to get me off orally and they had coaching from Laurie. She can make me pop anytime she wants but it's a long road for anybody else. I usually end up playing several times with several different ladies before it catches up with me. It makes for a great party
  8. Thanks for all the great replies. It sounds like we are just settling in to the lifestyle.
  9. Hello Y'all, Laurie and I have been active in the lifestyle for 10 months now. We are having a great time. I have noticed something that makes me raise an eyebrow. When we started we had a list of rules. One by one we have decided to discard those rules. When we started we agreed that we would never do something with a playmate that we hadn't done together first. Now days I figure if a playmate is experianced in something we aren't familiar with go for it and we'll learn. When we started we were same room only and played as a couple only. Now I'm perfectly comfortable if a guy we know takes Laurie upstairs at a party. I may go to watch or join if I'm not busy but neither of us feels the NEED for me to be there. Even our condom rule has a little wiggle room these days. There are 2 couples we know well. We know they are always very careful so we don't worry about it with them. The only rule we've added is "We don't play on the first meeting" and even that has a quiet little "except when we do" tacked on to the end. Is this a common experiance? I'm curious to hear of others have made the same progression. Thanks, Jeff and Laurie
  10. OK, ATTEMPTED rape if you want to split hairs, a slightly less serious felony. I'm sorry you had such a bad time. I don't mind it when someone tries to define the scope of a no. Does this "no" mean "no, I don't want you to touch me there, but anywhere else is ok" or does this no mean "no, I'd rather jam my hand in the garbage disposal than be touched by you." On the other hand if someone just won't take no for an answer it's time to toss them out. The time for those bums to have been tossed was when you had to hide in the bathroom to get away. That was the moment for the bums rush. I (the male half) have been in a group play room and have penetrated women without asking in words, but I always touched first and made sure she knew I was there and what I intended to do so she had the chance to object. It's just politeness. I'm sorry that simple politeness is beyond some people.
  11. Hello, Most of the time those rules are imposed to prevent a party or club from becoming 100 single males and 2 couples. When that happens the male half of the couple decides to find a different party with more women, then what you have left is a sausage party. ) I'm not sure how true those worries are though. Laurie and I attend a house party group that charges $20 per couple and $15 per single of either sex. Every month a dozen or so single males sign up and every month none of them actually attend. Laurie enjoys the occasional MMF threesome. We've contacted several single males. They all talked a really good game but when it came to actually showing up they couldn't be found. The other common issue I've heard about is the ones that aren't properly housebroken and socialized. Most of our ads have single males blocked because the ones that contact us are usually very rude. Most people would have nothing against a nice polite dependable single male. Good luck finding one though.
  12. Assuming there's no deliberate dishonesty going on the person who doesn't know they are infected poses a much higher risk to because we simply aren't going to play with someone who has any sort of STD. A person who knows they are infected, and is an honest, decent honorable person would tell us up front and be politely turned down.
  13. I like all shapes and sizes of women except for stick-thin-shaped-like-a-12-year-old-boy types and over 400 lbs. between those extremes, it's all good. One thing I dislike about plus sized women though is so many of them have horrible self images. I couldn't really care any less about a womans body shape, I want her to have a confident sexy attitude. I am very blessed to be married to a beautiful sexy woman who is confident in her sex appeal. It doesn't matter a bit that she's larger than average.
  14. I accidentally left a BIG mark on a lady once. we were in a playroom that was fairly dark. I started sucking on the side of her neck. The more and harder I sucked on her neck the more worked up she got. She was pulling my head into her neck so I'm very sure she was having a great time. Neither of us knew at the time just how badly I was marking her up till we came out of the dimly lit playroom and her husband nearly busted a gut laughing. Her neck looked like she had been beaten with a lead pipe. She got a mirror and looked and was horrified. I felt awful about it but she assured me she had a great time getting those marks even though the next week was going to be very un-fun for her. She works in an office with Mr. Super Religious Prude as a boss. She and her husband still talk to us so I guess she survived.
  15. Too funny! Although, We DO use the same name here as on SLS and for all I know they read this board.
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