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Mr_Burns

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About Mr_Burns

  • Rank
    Just Getting Started
  • Birthday 07/06/1978

Personal Info

  • Relationship Status
    Couple Male Female
  • Location
    Netherlands
  • Anniversary
    xx/xx/xxxx

Swinger Info

  • Favorite Club(s)
    Fata Morgana
  1. Went through their FAQ several times even. I'll have a look at the other board shortly.
  2. And probably more people than we dare find out. ;o) We didn't even get the tour, to be honest. Of course, this meant we could have our own little adventure discovering the uncharted worlds of swinger's club. I'm so introvert I shouldn't actually have any business in a swinger's club. Go figure. My game at the moment is Mortal Kombat. I'm guessing this doesn't karry over to the klub. This I'll have a look into. If all else fails, I can manipulate a raise out of it. I'll surely post more questions should specific ones come to mind, but I'll try to refrain from showing mine unless asked for. ;o) And Angelkin, I'll have a look through that FAQ right now. Thanks.
  3. En bedankt voor de vriendelijke welkomst. Actually, it wasn't me personally that got these childish replies, but it's those kinds of replies that put me off trying to get actual information. Also, the dark room is only lit a tiny bit when someone comes in an lets a sliver of light in from the hallway. Besides it being a workaround to our shyness (more than our communication), it's quite a kick. It indeed doesn't help much for chatting up that one couple you really wanna get sweaty with. The problem with starting the fun ourselves is that other people seem to think like we do: "Maybe they wanna be left alone." A bit of a vicious circle, that. It won't stop us from keeping on trying though. ;o)
  4. Hello! I've been googling around to try and find something to guide me through how to act at a swinger's club, but all I seem to come across are gay clubs, square dancing sites and, especially on Dutch sites, very immature replies, so I finally figured I'd best ask other swingers. Let me illustrate a bit first. My girl and myself aren't particularly average looking, in fact, I suppose other people could see us as odd, weird or simply unattractive. (For the record, they're wrong. She's the best damn woman I ever had.) I've got the rock 'n' roll sideburns and a forehead that, in the wrong light, needs an extra doorway and she's quite a big girl. Still, I'm a bit of an exhibitionist and she's always up for an experiment, so swinger's clubs in themselves aren't an issue. How to act properly inside is something else. I'm basically looking for a manual to swinger's clubs. We're not much for chatting and small talk and we don't make contact easily, however, we don't at all mind if someone just joins in a grabs a body part of their choosing. Out of our two visits one guy had the gall to grab my girl full on between the legs in passing by. Made her feel pretty and gave me a kick. Maybe we are weird, I don't care. But this guy kept on walking. It may seem obvious to just give him the nod, but he avoided eye contact as much as I have trouble making it. I guess it was one of those things you do that surprises yourself. Are there signals? Secret handshakes? Whatever. I know the gay scene has this signaling system with handkerchiefs, but all you get at "our" club is a white bracelet that shows you're bisexual. So, can we just crawl up on the big bed with the couple we've been eyeing all night, or do you ask and how do you ask? Trouble is, some people do just go to fuck with each other, but in public. Like we did, our first visit. And while we're on it, this club has a dark room. Solves a lot of contact making issues, but I still can't help being polite, so re-ensure me: Is the darkroom really the all-you-can-grab-feast I want to believe it is? As you can see, we're quite the beginners and me especially a shy one. But I'm also very much against going in blind and acting like a bloody tourist, so any tips would be greatly appreciated.
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